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  • A true story
     OP - June 18, 2014, 03:02 PM

    Yesterday, I saw a fly on the ground. My mom asked me to throw it out. However, for the fun of it, I asked her if I can dip the fly in a cup of water (because this is the sunnah of Muhammad). Surprisingly, she said no. I then said, "But are you sure Mom? One of the wings has a cure for a disease!" She still said no.

    Fortunately, many Muslims don't do what Muhammad did with the fly.


    Me: Hey Allah!
    Allah: KAFIR!
  • A true story
     Reply #1 - June 18, 2014, 03:27 PM

    So not EVERYTHING Mo said is true?

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • A true story
     Reply #2 - June 18, 2014, 04:10 PM

    Yes, everything he said can't be false either.  Afro

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    Allah: KAFIR!
  • A true story
     Reply #3 - June 18, 2014, 04:23 PM

    Mo's words are scientific even though he didn't know them, according to the Muslims!
  • A true story
     Reply #4 - June 18, 2014, 04:31 PM

    Congratulations. Both you and your mom have better morals than the prophet of Islam. As has the vast majority of Muslims Smiley

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  • A true story
     Reply #5 - June 18, 2014, 04:33 PM

    Wait no... Your MOM has a better moral than the prophet of Islam - you do NOT 040

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  • A true story
     Reply #6 - June 19, 2014, 10:28 AM

    Congratulations. Both you and your mom have better morals than the prophet of Islam. As has the vast majority of Muslims Smiley


    I'm just curious, what do morals have to do with this particular issue?

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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