Y'know, I've been thinking about this.
One of the well known problems with ample tittage is the effects of gravity and time. This is not surprising given that tits are basically just blobs of fat surrounded by skin, so there's nothing much to hold them together. The usual choice for filling implants these days is saline solution. It's low in cost and non-toxic, but saline solution is denser than pure water, which in turn is denser than fat. This is only going to exacerbate the fundamental problem in the long term. We need a better solution.

Now the thing with most of the lower density liquids is that they're toxic, which is obviously not a good thing if you want something safe.
There is one good option though: overproof kickass tequila!

No shit. This is a really good choice. Alcohol is lighter than water so Tequila Titties
TM would be lighter and bouncier than standard saline titties, and would stay lighter and bouncier as the years go by. Also, there is the potential for added benefits not possible with standard tits.
1/ If you put a valve inside the nip you could refill them easily if they get an internal leak.
2/ If they do get an internal leak you'll get fukn juiced to the max, but this will save you having to buy slammers when you're out clubbing.
3/ With a valve in the nip, Tequila Titties
TM would be really handy when you wanted to get blokes drunk and take advantage of them.
4/ Last but by no means least, alcohol is flammable. This means that with a lighter held in front you could blast blue flames out of yer nippples for a totally awesome party trick.

This is pure win. Someone seriously ought to start working on this shit.
