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- musivore
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Re: Greetings from the US!
Reply #30 - June 17, 2011, 10:26 PM

Lol...Yeah, someone told me they'd be eternal virgins. What fucking use are they?

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- -Tmp-
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Reply #31 - June 17, 2011, 10:30 PM

Quote from: musivore on June 17, 2011, 10:26 PM
Lol...Yeah, someone told me they'd be eternal virgins. What fucking use are they?

Well if you had non-virgins then you will get STD's right? Allah knows what's best.
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Reply #32 - June 17, 2011, 10:36 PM

Allah has the taste for nine-year old virgins, and he made the mistake of assuming that we'd all be into the same thing. So, sometimes, he perhaps doesn't know best?

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- Susie Cues
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Reply #33 - June 17, 2011, 10:37 PM

Quote from: -Tmp- on June 17, 2011, 10:16 PM
Weren't you disappointed that you'd get virgins in paradise instead of non-virgins who are more experienced?

Nah, more like I was pissed that wasn't offered a collection of various men who knew how to lay pipe in return for all the time I spent on my hands and knees, talking to myself. But I guess I would be disappointed if I were a dude. Or a lesbian. What a boring afterlife. :/

"I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
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Reply #34 - June 17, 2011, 10:41 PM

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Reply #35 - June 17, 2011, 11:57 PM

Wyre's mah betch. She lives in mah hood. We gunna throw back some shots while singin I'm a GANGSTA, but y'all knew that. Also cuz we live in TX and we say y'all a lot.

Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
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Reply #36 - June 18, 2011, 02:25 AM

Real talk, thug life, erryday, Westsiiiide, etc.

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Reply #37 - June 18, 2011, 02:28 AM

Quote from: hopeintheair on June 17, 2011, 11:57 PM
Wyre's mah betch. She lives in mah hood. We gunna throw back some shots while singin I'm a GANGSTA, but y'all knew that. Also cuz we live in TX and we say y'all a lot.

Quote from: The Wyre on June 18, 2011, 02:25 AM
Real talk, thug life, erryday, Westsiiiide, etc.

You two are fucking hilarious!

Off topic: My list for JOTM is growing.
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Re: Greetings from the US!
Reply #38 - June 18, 2011, 02:42 AM

Teehee, thanks Zaiba.

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Re: Greetings from the US!
Reply #39 - June 18, 2011, 02:44 AM

No problemo Wyre ..

so waadup?

*hopeless attempt at a street slang accent*
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