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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #60 - August 28, 2011, 09:23 AM

Think of it as a built-in leash.

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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #61 - August 28, 2011, 09:29 AM

Depends what sort of beard, how its maintained, how over grown it is, and most of all, the man who's wearing it.

But to be fair I've noticed that even though I may have likes and dislikes, for the right guy something I normally dislike could become something I like.

I prefer scruff though.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #62 - August 28, 2011, 09:36 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on August 28, 2011, 09:23 AM
Think of it as a built-in leash.

You mean like this?

Little Fly, Thy summer's play
My thoughtless hand has brushed away.

I too dance and drink, and sing,
Till some blind hand shall brush my wing.

Therefore I am a happy fly,
If I live or if I die.
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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #63 - August 28, 2011, 11:41 AM

Quote from: Gladfly on August 28, 2011, 09:18 AM
Something that women can grab onto ?

Yes, plus as an exfoliator for the skin.
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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #64 - August 28, 2011, 06:45 PM

Quote from: MoeAlharbi on August 27, 2011, 10:08 PM
(Clicky for piccy!)

O hay boo.

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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #65 - August 28, 2011, 06:54 PM

I've had a beard/goatee since I was 15 and now I have to shave it all off to work for Starbucks. The things I do for $10/hour.

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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #66 - August 28, 2011, 07:12 PM

u work at Starbucks?

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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #67 - August 28, 2011, 11:48 PM

Quote from: osmanthus on August 27, 2011, 10:19 PM
Two relevant points here:

1/ I have no particular objection to eating pubic hair. Done it heaps of times (not my own though).

2/ I keep my beard and mo well trimmed because I loathe having them interfere with eating (or other activities).

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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #68 - August 29, 2011, 12:00 AM

You guys are hilarious. Too damned civilised for your own good.

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Re: I hate beards!
Reply #69 - August 29, 2011, 12:06 AM

Quote from: asbdsp#J on August 28, 2011, 11:48 PM

who this?

Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!
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