My Salvia diary

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Re: My Salvia diary
Reply #60 - September 24, 2011, 11:40 PM

Necro, motherfucker!

I only smoked 10x when I did try it so I'm a bit biased but the first time I tried it, I was laughing uncontrollably too. I was sitting on a bench and my body felt really heavy all of a sudden like I weighed twice what I did then so I laid down on the grass and continued laughing like an idiot. My friend and one of her classmates said we should move into the car 'cause it was incredibly hot out. Took a few more hits, tried talking to my friend and there was a pause of about 2 minutes and then she said she had no idea what we were talking about since she was a dragon. I asked her to repeat herself and she said she was a giant red dragon flying through the clouds and that her classmate and I were chairs. I wasn't fortunate enough to fly through the sky and talk to furniture but I was Kanye West for a minute. M.I.A., too. Like I looked down at my clothes and I was wearing something Yeezy (white tee, loose light blue jeans, pair of Air Yeezys, Jesus piece) and Maya (loose dark tee, abstract pattern leggings, goggles, sequined low top Converse shoes, neon bracelets and a hat, I think) would and I was in concert playing to a full stadium. Really weird and really awesome.

The second time I did it, I decided it would be my last. There was no good feeling that time, just feeling really confused and disoriented. I tried listening to music and the lyrics of songs I loved were being twisted into something totally dark and sinister, even the upbeat ones. I won't describe exactly what they began to sound like but it was way too creepy for me to experience again. So that's the story of my soft drug experience and the reason why I'll never, ever do it again.

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Reply #61 - September 26, 2011, 12:26 AM

Holy mutha'fucker... this shit is legal apparently as well. Can it be smoked with a shisha? I might be ordering with the ermm... EMA money that kinda rolled in.

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Reply #62 - September 26, 2011, 12:41 AM

Quote from: Fombles on September 26, 2011, 12:26 AM
Holy mutha'fucker... this shit is legal apparently as well. Can it be smoked with a shisha? I might be ordering with the ermm... EMA money that kinda rolled in.

Don't smoke with shisha. You take a good hit and it's likely you're on the floor. It's not weed. You'll have a very intense trip for about 15 min then you're done.

Quote from: The Wyre on September 24, 2011, 11:40 PM
So that's the story of my soft drug experience and the reason why I'll never, ever do it again.

Eh, that's only a soft drug if LSD, peyote and mescaline are also soft drugs.

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Reply #63 - September 26, 2011, 02:21 AM

They are soft drugs. I'll never be doing that one again though. Everything else is negotiable.

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Reply #64 - September 26, 2011, 11:19 AM

Quote from: Colonel Q-Daffi on September 26, 2011, 12:41 AM
Don't smoke with shisha. You take a good hit and it's likely you're on the floor. It's not weed. You'll have a very intense trip for about 15 min then you're done.

I meant without the pipe... I don't have a bong...

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Reply #65 - September 26, 2011, 11:44 AM

Shit. I thought this was a gardening thread.

Salvia fulgens.
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Reply #66 - September 26, 2011, 11:49 AM

Me too.

I'm a keen gardener so I was thinking the same salvia as you!
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Reply #67 - September 26, 2011, 01:42 PM

This baby's a monster - Salvia karwinksii.

Just about hardy in London.
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