Ok, here's one for you. This one is actually serious. It comes from a book called
The Authoritarians and gets some interesting results when used as part of research. Note that the scoring for the test is a little complex, but nothing too nasty. Just basic arithmetic. It is best to make a note of your answers as you go.
There is an online readable PDF of the whole book
here. The first test starts towards the end of Page 10.
By the way, there is a second test on page 164 and a third on page 166. The whole book is well worth reading too.
Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.