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 Topic: A big hey to everyone!

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  • Re: A big hey to everyone!
     Reply #30 - July 13, 2012, 01:14 AM
    Your Story and experiences are similiar to many of the members on here. We give each other support   Smiley

    Welcome to the Club have a parrot  parrot
    In my opinion a life without curiosity is not a life worth living
  • Re: A big hey to everyone!
     Reply #31 - July 13, 2012, 01:26 AM
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  • Re: A big hey to everyone!
     Reply #32 - July 13, 2012, 06:27 AM
    Quote from: mindboom on July 13, 2012, 12:12 AM
    A, E, I...

    Oh, you! We might need to do a parental verification test.

    If there's a Brother/Singer sewing machine downstairs, and you aren't related to anyone who studied music, and mom and dad drink 3 or more cups of tea a day, and the 7-seater car in the driveway seems to fit 20 in there, ooh, and if mom and day say that Paracetamol' is your cure to every illness, AND the tv remote control is still in its plastic packet... and not a day has gone by where mom and dad has compared us to their friends' kids.... If you've answered yes to all of these, then I'll clean your room for a month if your don't tell anyone about.... my ... rogering habits!

    But wait! I need to be absolutely certain. Sorry for being so pedantic, but, if there's a tub of 'PRIDE GHEE' and a sack of 'TILDA BASMATI' in the hallway and mom and dad have a panic attack when something dirty comes on t.v, and that wedding we all had to go to not long ago we all had to get cramped up in the back seat multiple times because we had to give the entire population of the wedding a lift home, and half of those people we haven't even seen before.... and at that wedding, that mom and sis wore more glitter and sparkly bits than a christmas tree and finally, we all watched a zee-tv series (you know which one, it's too embarrasing to reveal) which frame raped every scene with endless zooming before we all went to bed... if it's still a yes to all of these, then hay-soos! Why didn't you tell me about this forum before, bro?!

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  • Re: A big hey to everyone!
     Reply #33 - July 14, 2012, 07:53 AM
    welcome to you too, mindboom.  parrot I like your story  Smiley
  • Re: A big hey to everyone!
     Reply #34 - July 19, 2012, 02:53 PM
    welcome geezer !
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