Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric

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OP - April 21, 2013, 09:52 AM

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/19/women-blame-earthquakes-iran-cleric

I like the imagery in this. "Did the earth move for you then dear?".

Actually, in reality, he's completely wrong. A tiny bit of thinking tells us...
1. There are few places where women are more promiscuous than the UK.
2. There are few places that are less prone to earthquakes than the UK.
So. Deductive reasoning tells us that the more promiscuous women are, the less likely we are to have earthquakes. He just hasn't thought it through very well, I'm sure he'll get there.
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Reply #1 - April 21, 2013, 10:47 AM

Pat Robertson says immorality is to blame for the Haiti quake, Irani Cleric says it's the women...

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Reply #2 - April 21, 2013, 12:01 PM

Quote from: Jila on April 21, 2013, 10:47 AM
Pat Robertson says immorality is to blame for the Haiti quake, Irani Cleric says it's the women...

Religious fundies

Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric

off course., women should be blamed for EVERYTHING ON THIS PLANET

.. because.. because.. "they give birth to IDIOTS like these..".

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Reply #3 - April 21, 2013, 02:10 PM

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Reply #4 - April 21, 2013, 03:50 PM

Quote from: Jila on April 21, 2013, 10:47 AM
Pat Robertson says immorality is to blame for the Haiti quake, Irani Cleric says it's the women...

Religious fundies

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It's just that Islamic fundamentalists are ALOT worse than most christian fundamentalists.

I love Bill Maher's take on this issue.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg0BdpJLfbg

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Reply #5 - April 21, 2013, 09:04 PM

Quote from: Rob on April 21, 2013, 09:52 AM
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/apr/19/women-blame-earthquakes-iran-cleric

I like the imagery in this. "Did the earth move for you then dear?".

Actually, in reality, he's completely wrong. A tiny bit of thinking tells us...
1. There are few places where women are more promiscuous than the UK.
2. There are few places that are less prone to earthquakes than the UK.
So. Deductive reasoning tells us that the more promiscuous women are, the less likely we are to have earthquakes. He just hasn't thought it through very well, I'm sure he'll get there.

I am pretty sure that no Australian brothels have ever been damaged by earthquakes, with the possible exception of any in Newcastle during that one significant earthquake several years ago. Obviously, Allah approves of Australian brothels and wants them to do well.

My guess is what really annoys him is stupid ayatollahs, ergo the earthquakes in Iran. Shoot the ayatollahs = problem solved.

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