What are you afraid of?

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Reply #120 - November 20, 2013, 07:26 PM

Asabie maybe if i understoof what you ment it would.
Did you just insult me?
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Reply #121 - November 20, 2013, 07:42 PM

More of a gentle ribbing at your misspelling of the word virgin, which for whatever reason reminded me of the US state of Virginia.

Here's how the joke works. I construe that your fear is not of dying without having engaged in sexual activity but instead an irrational fear of becoming a federated political entity. As such I reassure you that such an outcome is of course laughably unlikely. A hearty guffaw is had by all.

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Reply #122 - November 20, 2013, 08:00 PM

bless your heart asabie for correcting my misspelling.
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Reply #123 - November 20, 2013, 08:39 PM

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Quote from: Ex Hijabi on November 19, 2013, 10:35 PM
Spiders...

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I am not frightened of spiders in the slightest. ....................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FHabWn-QgU

http://www.weather.com/video/you-wont-believe-what-bit-her-41242

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Reply #124 - November 20, 2013, 11:39 PM

Quote from: Hosna on November 20, 2013, 08:00 PM
bless your heart asabie for correcting my misspelling.

I see what you've done here, and you'll get no provocation from me.

Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
how fuck works without shit??

Let's Play Chess!

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Reply #125 - November 21, 2013, 07:34 PM

sorry the other two I wrote then.

"Make anyone believe their own knowledge and logic is insufficient and you'll have a puppet susceptible to manipulation."
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Reply #126 - November 22, 2013, 10:46 AM

I envision the ultimate outcome of death is an interview with the big A -- Allah and explain why I'm best qualified for an entry into heaven. I'll present to him my greatest strength and weaknesses. Among my weaknesses is my horniness... my sex drive is similar to a female divorcee on her first day of freedom. Seeing as a gift of countless lustful women is customary for us heaven citizens I guess my extreme urge for sexual arousal should fall under my strength.
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