Verse 5:3:
Prohibited ta yo ass is dead muthafuckas, blood, tha flesh of swine, n' dat which has been dedicated ta other than Allah , n' [them muthafuckas] capped by stranglin or by a violent blow or by a head-long fall or by tha gorin of horns, n' dem from which a wild animal has eaten, except what tha fuck you [are able to] slaughter [before its dirtnap], n' dem which is sacrificed on stone altars, n' [prohibited is] dat you seek decision all up in divinin arrows. That is grave disobedience. This dizzle dem whoz ass disbelieve have despaired of [defeatin] yo' religion; so fear dem not yo, but fear Me. This dizzle I have perfected fo' you yo' religion n' completed I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah favor upon you n' have approved fo' you Islam as religion. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. But whoever is forced by severe hunger wit no inclination ta sin - then indeed, Allah is Forgivin n' Merciful.
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This is the definitive version right here!
what the hell.. holy shit......
Chapter Name:At-Talaq Verse No:1
يَا أَيُّهَا النَّبِيُّ إِذَا �.َلَّقْتُمُ النِّسَاء فَ�.َلِّقُوهُنَّ لِعِدَّتِهِنَّ وَأَحْصُوا الْعِدَّةَ وَاتَّقُوا اللَّهَ رَبَّكُمْ لَا تُخْرِجُوهُنَّ مِن بُيُوتِهِنَّ وَلَا يَخْرُجْنَ إِلَّا أَن يَأْتِينَ بِفَاحِشَةٍ مُّبَيِّنَةٍ وَتِلْكَ حُدُودُ اللَّهِ وَمَن يَتَعَدَّ حُدُودَ اللَّهِ فَقَدْ ظَلَمَ نَفْسَهُ لَا تَدْرِي لَعَلَّ اللَّهَ يُحْدِثُ بَعْدَ ذَلِكَ أَمْرًا {1
O Prophet! When ye do divorce women, divorce them at their prescribed periods, and count (accurately), their prescribed periods: And fear Allah your Lord: and turn them not out of their houses, nor shall they (themselves) leave, except in case they are guilty of some open lewdness, those are limits set by Allah: and any who transgresses the limits of Allah, does verily wrong his (own) soul: thou knowest not if perchance Allah will bring about thereafter some new situation.
Chapter Name:At-Talaq Verse No:1 Gizoogled
065:001 Khan
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O Prophet (SAW)! When you divorce dem hoes, divorce dem at they 'Iddah (prescribed periods), n' count (accurately) they 'Iddah (periodz ) fo' realz. And fear Allah yo' Lord (O Muslims), n' turn dem not outta they (husband's) cribs, nor shall they (themselves) leave, except up in case they is guilty of some open illegal horny-ass intercourse fo' realz. And dem is tha set limitz of Allah fo' realz. And whosoever transgresses tha set limitz of Allah, then indeed dat schmoooove muthafucka has wronged his dirty ass. Yo ass (the one whoz ass divorces his hoe) know not, it may be dat Allah will afterward brang some freshly smoked up thang ta pass (i.e. ta return her back ta you if dat was tha straight-up original gangsta or second divorce).
065:001 Yusufali :O Prophet son! When ye do divorce dem hoes, divorce dem at they prescribed periods, n' count (accurately), they prescribed periods: And fear Allah yo' Lord: n' turn dem not outta they houses, nor shall they (themselves) leave, except up in case they is guilty of some open lewdness, dem is limits set by Allah: n' any whoz ass transgresses tha limitz of Allah, do verily wack his (own) soul: thou knowest not if perchizzle Allah will brang bout thereafter some freshly smoked up thang.
O Prophet son! ?? what is that Prophet son?? I PROTEST Yusufali Translation is wrong..
Khan is good I got to redo that
"O Prophet (SAW)! When you divorce dem hoes, divorce dem
n' count the 'Iddah fo' realz.
And fear Allah yo' Lord
open illegal horny-ass intercourse fo' realz.
And dem is tha set limitz of Allah fo' realz.
schmoooove muthafucka has wronged his dirty ass.
Yo ass the one whoz ass divorces his hoe
Allah brang some freshly smoked up thang ta pass "
that sounds better...
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Topic: The Q'uran Gizoogled