Weird Hadith of the Day

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Weird Hadith of the Day
OP - April 16, 2010, 08:35 AM

جاءت ‏ ‏سهلة بنت سهيل ‏ ‏إلى النبي ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏فقالت يا رسول الله إني أرى في وجه ‏ ‏أبي حذيفة ‏ ‏من دخول ‏ ‏سالم ‏ ‏وهو حليفه فقال النبي ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏أرضعيه قالت وكيف أرضعه وهو رجل كبير فتبسم رسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏وقال قد علمت أنه رجل كبير ‏

Sahla bint Suhail came to Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Messenger of Allah, I see on the face of Abu Hudhaifa (signs of disgust) on entering of Salim (who is an ally) into (our house), whereupon Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: Suckle him. She said: How can I suckle him as he is a grown-up man? Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) smiled and said: I already know that he is a young man. (Muslim)
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Reply #1 - April 16, 2010, 08:45 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N4JWLmeviA

Fools write foolish stuff

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Reply #2 - April 16, 2010, 08:48 AM

IDIOTS with beards., they think from their Beard..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGVfcnGPRFw&feature=related

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Reply #3 - April 16, 2010, 08:48 AM

Yet another demonstration of the infinite wisdom of the infallible creator of the Universe!

Bukhari 62:142 - Narrated Anas bin Malik:
The Prophet used to pass by (have sexual relation with) all his wives in one night, and at that time he had nine wives.
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Reply #4 - April 16, 2010, 08:56 AM

Quote from: yeezevee on April 16, 2010, 08:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N4JWLmeviA

Fools write foolish stuff

This guy annoys me - He begins everything "May the Love of Christ be with you" and then launches into a nasty sarcastic attack on the Qur'an and Hadith while there is a whole truckload of stupid shit in the OT.

He comes across as a hateful hypocrite and his words fall flat on me.
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Reply #5 - April 16, 2010, 09:07 AM

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http://This guy annoys me - It's the way he begins everything "May the Love of Christ be with you" and then launches into a nasty sarcastic attack on the stupid things in the Qur'an and Hadith while there is a whole truckload of stupid shit in the OT.

Sorry but his words fall flat on me.

That is all right Hassan.,

Well he is either getting paid by Christian Missionaries or he is preaching to Christians not go in to Islam at the same time insulting Muslims and Islamic preachers. But we have to realize the truckload of stupid shit in the OT doesn't come out in to Public by the mouth of Christian/Jewish Preachers., No one cares if it just sits in the books. Where as in Islam you have these Baboons with beard coming on to T.V and spilling the beans from Islamic scriptures/stories and what not...

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Reply #6 - April 16, 2010, 09:17 AM

Quote from: Hassan on April 16, 2010, 08:56 AM
This guy annoys me - He begins everything "May the Love of Christ be with you" and then launches into a nasty sarcastic attack on the Qur'an and Hadith while there is a whole truckload of stupid shit in the OT.

He comes across as a hateful hypocrite and his words fall flat on me.

He maybe a Christian but it doesn't change what he says - attack what he says, not who is saying it.

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Reply #7 - April 16, 2010, 09:34 AM

Quote from: kaiwai on April 16, 2010, 09:17 AM
He maybe a Christian but it doesn't change what he says - attack what he says, not who is saying it.

Sorry but I'm perfectly perfectly entitled to criticise anyone I want. I don't like the way he does things and I don't like his hypocrisy of mocking one set of stupid beliefs while believing in another.

As you can see, I myself posted this hadith, so it's obviously not a question of me defending it.

Are you saying I have no right to criticise him?

Actually this is an important point - if one wants criticism to be effective and reach the people you want then it needs to be done in the right way. This guy has 84 subscribers - I have seen him under different names and he never has many subscribers - and I doubt many Muslims take in anything he says. I had 2500 subscribers - even though I often criticised exactly the same thing.

As I always say, who the criticism comes from and the way it is made is very important if one wants to reach the people who matter. If one wants to just vent, take the piss and preach to the choir - then that's different of course.
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Reply #8 - April 16, 2010, 09:37 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKPCzURM6F0

The headline of the newspaper she is holding says:

Fatwa - "It is "Wajib" on the wives of working men to suckle the driver, and the cook and the waiter so they become haram for them!" (i.e. they can't have sex with them!)
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Reply #9 - April 16, 2010, 10:10 AM

Quote from: Hassan on April 16, 2010, 08:35 AM
جاءت ‏ ‏سهلة بنت سهيل ‏ ‏إلى النبي ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏فقالت يا رسول الله إني أرى في وجه ‏ ‏أبي حذيفة ‏ ‏من دخول ‏ ‏سالم ‏ ‏وهو حليفه فقال النبي ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏أرضعيه قالت وكيف أرضعه وهو رجل كبير فتبسم رسول الله ‏ ‏صلى الله عليه وسلم ‏ ‏وقال قد علمت أنه رجل كبير ‏

Sahla bint Suhail came to Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him) and said: Messenger of Allah, I see on the face of Abu Hudhaifa (signs of disgust) on entering of Salim (who is an ally) into (our house), whereupon Allah’s Apostle (may peace be upon him) said: Suckle him. She said: How can I suckle him as he is a grown-up man? Allah’s Messenger (may peace be upon him) smiled and said: I already know that he is a young man. (Muslim)

WHAT

THE

FUCK

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Re: Weird Hadith of the Day
Reply #10 - April 16, 2010, 12:43 PM

Actually, I heard that Surat al-Ahzaab lost about 200 verses (which were eaten by a goat, apparently) and among those verses was one about adult breast-feeding.

Quote from: Hassan on April 16, 2010, 09:34 AM
Sorry but I'm perfectly perfectly entitled to criticise anyone I want. I don't like the way he does things and I don't like his hypocrisy of mocking one set of stupid beliefs while believing in another.

As you can see, I myself posted this hadith, so it's obviously not a question of me defending it.

Are you saying I have no right to criticise him?

Actually this is an important point - if one wants criticism to be effective and reach the people you want then it needs to be done in the right way. This guy has 84 subscribers - I have seen him under different names and he never has many subscribers - and I doubt many Muslims take in anything he says. I had 2500 subscribers - even though I often criticised exactly the same thing.

As I always say, who the criticism comes from and the way it is made is very important if one wants to reach the people who matter. If one wants to just vent, take the piss and preach to the choir - then that's different of course.

'ChristianPrince,' as he is known, may be a dick but some of his videos have pretty good criticisms of Islam. Plus he refutes a lot of the b.s. Qur'anic miracle claims.
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Reply #11 - April 16, 2010, 01:08 PM

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Actually, I heard that Surat al-Ahzaab lost about 200 verses (which were eaten by a goat, apparently) and among those verses was one about adult breast-feeding.

Really? Haven't heard that one before. There is a hadith about the goat eating verses though, and it says the verses about stoning adulterers were eaten. Quite convenient as it let Aisha off the hook.

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Reply #12 - April 16, 2010, 01:17 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on April 16, 2010, 01:08 PM
Really? Haven't heard that one before. There is a hadith about the goat eating verses though, and it says the verses about stoning adulterers were eaten. Quite convenient as it let Aisha off the hook.

Yeah, I heard both the breast-feeding and stoning verses were in there. Maybe someone's winding me up about the breast-feeding one, but with all the dodgy stuff in that surah I wouldn't be surprised.

Here's a video about the breast-feeding ahadith, hehe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkrjM8ppsJQ&feature=related
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Reply #13 - April 16, 2010, 08:42 PM

wow thats freaking weird
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Reply #14 - April 16, 2010, 09:18 PM

FAIL

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Reply #15 - April 18, 2010, 01:24 AM

I am working at a place where their are around 120+ girls, i would love to go "breast feeding" all day long.. ( let me create my fantasy between these bracets -- kimo: hey sweety - babe: yes kimo - kimo: time to become a mehrem(can not have sex together) - babe: how is that kimo - kimo: get topless and i explain the rest later) hehehhe

fucking retards... how frustrated can these people be..
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Weird Hadith of the Day
Reply #16 - June 28, 2014, 06:29 AM

Quote from: yeezevee on April 16, 2010, 08:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N4JWLmeviA

Fools write foolish stuff

I remember this, and the hadith.

I think I heard that in Saudi some women were threatening to breastfeed foreign drivers if they aren't allowed to drive themselves. Last update from the twat who issued the fatwa was that people are misusing it.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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