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  • Witty Civil Disobedience
     OP - July 04, 2015, 09:34 PM
    I had been secretly eating gummy worms in my closet all day, but I was still hungry by the time it was iftar. We broke our fasts to hummus, beef shawerma, and strawberry and kiwi salad. The beef was gamy but delicious. When my dad got up to get spoons, my mom said Prophet Muhammad said it was makruh to get up from a meal and you weren’t finished eating. Later, she asked me to go get the labna from the kitchen. I was too lazy, so I told her it was makruh to get up from my meal and I wasn’t finished. Everyone laughed.
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  • Witty Civil Disobedience
     Reply #1 - July 04, 2015, 11:58 PM
    Well done.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


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  • Witty Civil Disobedience
     Reply #2 - July 05, 2015, 04:30 AM
    Next you'll be having pork pies and a glass of wine with dinner. Wink
    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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