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OP - September 19, 2013, 10:48 AM

Does anyone know of any Muslim stand-ups who ridicule Islam, in the same way that there are atheist, Christian and Jewish comedians who poke fun at god?
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Reply #1 - September 19, 2013, 11:14 AM

There was a joke contest in Saudi Arabia a couple of years back. First prize was decapitation.

Don't read all those science books bro, you'll just get more confused.

That's funny. The more science I read, the less confused I get.
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Reply #2 - September 19, 2013, 12:27 PM

There is that female muslim 'comedienne' Shazia mirza - a muslim and a women - the comedy must be sparkiling lol - not sure she takes the mick out of islam tho.

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Reply #3 - September 19, 2013, 07:26 PM

She's not bad.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGEY8cZuGF4

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Reply #4 - September 19, 2013, 07:45 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzgn3yzy6HA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njK18YWOW-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO6nwtGMPSc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B39aFXwINDM

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Reply #5 - September 19, 2013, 07:51 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKogXNSdEUA

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Reply #6 - September 19, 2013, 07:55 PM

Shazia is quite funny- seen her once before. Never heard of the Norwegian lady though and didn't find her that funny apart from the bit where she lifts up the mullah.

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Reply #7 - September 19, 2013, 08:18 PM

I know Azhar Usman personally. Very lovely person. Big guy with a big heart.

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Reply #8 - September 19, 2013, 08:19 PM

Heyy, Tabby is back!!

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Reply #9 - September 19, 2013, 08:21 PM

heheheheheeeeeeeeee

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Reply #10 - September 19, 2013, 08:26 PM

Tabby!!
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Reply #11 - September 19, 2013, 09:52 PM

Bugger off! She's mine!

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Reply #12 - September 19, 2013, 09:55 PM

no worries. I adore you both.

lol

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Reply #13 - September 19, 2013, 10:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN1fPCHRJIc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Reply #14 - September 19, 2013, 11:38 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IfsrD0KD9k
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Reply #15 - September 20, 2013, 12:07 PM

awww, cheesy 90's pop music will always make my day!

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Reply #16 - September 20, 2013, 03:14 PM

Aziz Ansari & Kumail Nunjiani had muslims parents and have now left islam
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Reply #17 - September 21, 2013, 10:42 PM

I reckon I wouldn't be too bad as a stand-up comedian, I would sorta know exactly the fine line to tread (I think), think I could get enough material without too much effort. Just to be on the safe side could always deliver wearing a burkha.

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Reply #18 - September 22, 2013, 11:46 PM

No one else said it so I will say it - if someone/I did do that, someone/I could say, Now you know what it feels like.

I am my own worst enemy and best friend, itsa bit of a squeeze in a three-quarter bed, tho. Unhinged!? If I was a dog I would be having kittens, that is unhinged. Footloose n fancy free, forced to fit, fated to fly. One or 2 words, 3 and 3/thirds, looking comely but lonely, till I made them homely.D
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Reply #19 - September 28, 2013, 07:09 PM

Wow, thanks guys! Can't wait to check this out
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Reply #20 - September 28, 2013, 09:14 PM

This guys a great comedian.

SPOILER ALERT: Below are some cracking one liners from this short clip.

'I got an award from an Islamic organisation who gave me an award for humanity.'

'Islam has no sect.'

'I am Abdul Wahab.'

'They saw my tape: Terrorism and Jihad.'

'Jesus Christ believed in jihad.'

'I'm just doing some Daw'ah, that's my profession.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QjqyFtlfKY

The real comedians however are the audience members who actually think that what Naik Naik Baby is feeding them is in fact true. It's bullshit.

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Reply #21 - October 01, 2013, 03:14 PM

http://www.sbs.com.au/ondemand/video/48322627973/Legally-Brown-S1-Ep2?fb_action_ids=10151606380177750&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%7B%2210151606380177750%22%3A595990537131915%7D&action_type_map=%7B%2210151606380177750%22%3A%22og.likes%22%7D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D

I think it's interesting that he interviews a homophobic pastor in this one. Hint hint Muslim community.
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