Houri/black eyed virgins

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Re: Houri/black eyed virgins
Reply #30 - January 07, 2009, 02:18 PM

I wouldn't give a shit. None of you would either, you're just imagining the pain of being roasted in your live body. When you're dead and you're due to be burnt for all eternity, you won't give a flying one. You wouldn't have any nerves left to feel anything and after a few years you would get used to it anyway.

If Allah took you out of the fire after a year or two and told you to go to heaven for your see through virgins, you'd be going, "brrrrr, its freezing out here, put me back in the fire and keep your skanky old houris."

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Re: Houri/black eyed virgins
Reply #31 - January 07, 2009, 02:36 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on January 07, 2009, 02:18 PM
I wouldn't give a shit. None of you would either, you're just imagining the pain of being roasted in your live body. When you're dead and you're due to be burnt for all eternity, you won't give a flying one. You wouldn't have any nerves left to feel anything and after a few years you would get used to it anyway.

If Allah took you out of the fire after a year or two and told you to go to heaven for your see through virgins, you'd be going, "brrrrr, its freezing out here, put me back in the fire and keep your skanky old houris."

Would, Allah keeps remaking them

Berbs- I wonder if Satan has ever tried that...

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Re: Houri/black eyed virgins
Reply #32 - January 07, 2009, 02:37 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 07, 2009, 02:36 PM

Would, Allah keeps remaking them

Berbs- I wonder if Satan has ever tried that...

Yeah but Satan didn;t have me on his team then.

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Re: Houri/black eyed virgins
Reply #33 - January 07, 2009, 02:39 PM

All those stories sound like what you?d dream up, sitting uncomfortably after a day in a camel?s saddle, hungry, thirsty and horny around a campfire in the desert, far away from home, hearth and mod cons... not a very spiritual dream.
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Re: Houri/black eyed virgins
Reply #34 - January 07, 2009, 02:42 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on January 07, 2009, 02:36 PM
Quote from: Cheetah on January 07, 2009, 02:18 PM
I wouldn't give a shit. None of you would either, you're just imagining the pain of being roasted in your live body. When you're dead and you're due to be burnt for all eternity, you won't give a flying one. You wouldn't have any nerves left to feel anything and after a few years you would get used to it anyway.

If Allah took you out of the fire after a year or two and told you to go to heaven for your see through virgins, you'd be going, "brrrrr, its freezing out here, put me back in the fire and keep your skanky old houris."

Would, Allah keeps remaking them

Berbs- I wonder if Satan has ever tried that...

Doesn't matter, the fire couldn't harm you anyway, you are already dead. Like that man in the Life of Brian who is warned to stop making it worse for himself just before they stone him to death, you'd be thinking "how it could it possibly be any worse?" You'd get used to the temperature eventually, and anything cooler would feel uncomfortably cold.

So stuff Allah and his threats of hell fire.

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Re: Houri/black eyed virgins
Reply #35 - January 07, 2009, 03:03 PM

Quote from: diotima on January 07, 2009, 02:39 PM
All those stories sound like what you?d dream up, sitting uncomfortably after a day in a camel?s saddle, hungry, thirsty and horny around a campfire in the desert, far away from home, hearth and mod cons... not a very spiritual dream.

Yeah, and you have such a deep grasp of all things spiritual - or so you've showed us over the past few months. I used to have a lot of respect for you, but either you've shown your true colours of late, or I got you wrong in the first place.

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