Colonialism is dead you fool
The only colonialism that exists now is western aid. Without western aid Africa would be even more Fucked then it is now.
1. More than just foreign aid-- military aid/direct and indirect sales, military intervention, intelligence operations, proxy forces, front groups, coups, etc., etc. The Western powers (at least the US and UK) are still not above using brute force or other forms of manipulation (whether overt, covert or clandestine) to control the internal affairs of Third World nations.
2. You must learn to accept the awesomeness that is kope. Don't fight it. Have you read his anti-bikini blog? It's some of the best shit I've ever read. That goes for you too brucepig. Kope's posts are a kind of surreal zen-- they should be welcomed, not rejected.