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 Topic: When are YOU going to die?

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  • When are YOU going to die?
     OP - January 30, 2010, 06:50 AM
    http://www.deathclock.com/



    my deathdate: Monday, October 31, 2067

    Halloween eh?  whistling2


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    et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius,
    ad perpetranda miracula rei unius.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #1 - January 30, 2010, 07:47 AM
       Sunday, September 30, 2057   

    Gay
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #2 - January 30, 2010, 09:36 AM
     Wednesday, August 18, 2066
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #3 - January 30, 2010, 01:34 PM
    Thursday, November 1, 2085

    I never thought I'd live till I am 95  dance
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #4 - January 30, 2010, 01:39 PM
    According to an astrologer I saw once, I should be dead already, aged 21.  Cheesy

    I sure showed him huh?


    Wednesday, April 18, 2063
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #5 - January 31, 2010, 03:02 PM
    That's wierd. It says Im gonna die next week from a severe case of MURDER!!! What does one do in such a situation? I'll tell you........nothing.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #6 - January 31, 2010, 03:09 PM
    December 23rd 2051.  Damn, I'm going to miss Christmas that year.   mysmilie_977
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #7 - January 31, 2010, 03:13 PM
    Nooooo, not Cheetah! Why cant they kill someone less important instead of Cheetsy Wheetsy? I doesnt know......"save the Cheetah, save the world"-- quote from Heroes season 1
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #8 - January 31, 2010, 03:15 PM
    Who should they kill in my place, M? 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #9 - January 31, 2010, 03:17 PM
    Tell them to take me......or........we could try and kill death. You know, like in Family Guy. I bet he would die easily if we set the trap right. Much blood.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #10 - January 31, 2010, 03:20 PM
    No, you can't kill death.  Haven't you ever seen Final Destination?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #11 - January 31, 2010, 03:22 PM
    Ok, I have seen FD.....but........we can cheat death. I shall invite him to a game of Bhabi and give him loads to drink and then Ill hide all the good cards up my sleeve and fuck him up. I think this is a sound plan.... try and get a way around this.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #12 - January 31, 2010, 03:25 PM
    You would only die in a bizarre accident involving a playing card.  You'd choke on one or something.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #13 - January 31, 2010, 03:27 PM
    I wont open my mouth unless Im gonna taunt death when I give him paati. He will just cry in a corner after I smash him at Bhabi and then he will challenge me to Blackjack and then I'll destroy him.

    Alternatively, I could just fight him....I has swords.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #14 - January 31, 2010, 03:30 PM
    You'd lose.  He has a scythe, remember?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #15 - January 31, 2010, 03:33 PM
    A scythe is easy to manipulate, it doesnt have the killing ability of a sword. The design of it is flawed for combat......since its your life I was hoping you had some decent ideas. So far all we've decided is a that I'll die in you place for fucking with death and that aint exactly fair is it? I'd die for you Cheetah but you know......help a tiny bit.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #16 - January 31, 2010, 03:57 PM
    But you're going to be murdered next week, so how can you die in my place in 2051?  Huh?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #17 - January 31, 2010, 03:59 PM
    By cheating death first.......help me help you Cheetah, help me help you.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #18 - January 31, 2010, 04:00 PM
    We need to find your murderer and murder him first.   Afro
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #19 - January 31, 2010, 04:28 PM
    Oooh, I likey this new plan......but who is the murderer?
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #20 - January 31, 2010, 04:51 PM
    Don't you know?  You should know your own enemies. 
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #21 - January 31, 2010, 05:37 PM
    Hi Singh.  grin12

    Still got a thing for swords and violence, eh? What is it with young fellas and killing things?
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #22 - January 31, 2010, 05:40 PM
    Killing things is fun......love the swords, beards and violence......some things never change. lol

    As for my killer, I will find out in due course.

    How comes everythings always the same
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #23 - January 31, 2010, 05:46 PM
    ROTFOL

    i just entered everything exactly the same again and it showed me different results! I think allah is still deciding when he wants to kill me  Cry
  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #24 - January 31, 2010, 05:50 PM
    I think living longer than about 70 one is a burden to society. Unless we stay in shape and can mentally be beneficial like Warren Buffet, who is 79! But there are other intangible things perhaps to consider, like the wisdom passed into grandchildren.
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  • Re: When are YOU going to die?
     Reply #25 - January 31, 2010, 06:03 PM
    Quote from: MSinghK on January 31, 2010, 05:40 PM
    Killing things is fun......love the swords, beards and violence......some things never change. lol


    You sound like a jihadi  Roll Eyes

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