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OP - February 03, 2014, 08:19 PM

Medieval England plunged into chaos following publication of blasphemous Jesus and Mo cartoon

Early reports indicate that Ye Olde England has erupted in sporadic violence after a parchment was found in a cow shed depicting what the Archbishop of Canterbury Harold Godwinson referred to as a ‘grotesque misrepresentation of our dear Lord Jesus Christ.’ He took to the pulpit and declared that ‘this blasphemous image of our Lord is a mockery of the One True Faith and an act of war. It is our duty to seek out the heretics and strike them with the almighty wrath of God.’

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Reply #1 - February 04, 2014, 09:37 AM

Love it.

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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Reply #2 - February 04, 2014, 12:05 PM

brilliant

"we can smell traitors and country haters"

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Reply #3 - February 04, 2014, 12:58 PM

Your blog is awesome . I want to test peoples reaction when i redirect them to a post of yours describing evolution is a hoax . Im sure many theists will be happy to read and if lucky , believe the article is authentic .
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Reply #4 - March 11, 2014, 10:04 PM

Quote from: Jedi on February 03, 2014, 08:19 PM
Medieval England plunged into chaos following publication of blasphemous Jesus and Mo cartoon

Early reports indicate that Ye Olde England has erupted in sporadic violence after a parchment was found in a cow shed depicting what the Archbishop of Canterbury Harold Godwinson referred to as a ‘grotesque misrepresentation of our dear Lord Jesus Christ.’ He took to the pulpit and declared that ‘this blasphemous image of our Lord is a mockery of the One True Faith and an act of war. It is our duty to seek out the heretics and strike them with the almighty wrath of God.’

For more on this outdated story: http://jediapostate.blogspot.co.uk/

Hey Jedi, you may find this blasphemous but do you wanna hear my Star Wars joke?

Yeah you do? OK, here goes:

Darth Vader and Han Solo are in the pub.

Darth Vader says to Han Solo (best to do this in a booming voice into an empty pint glass) "I know what Luke Skywalker's got for Christmas!"

So Han Solo says to DV "How do you know what Luke Skywalker's got for Christmas?"

and Darth Vader replies (empty pint glass) ...........

"I felt his presents"

................... ................ ................ ...........

I am better than your god......and so are you.

"Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
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Reply #5 - March 11, 2014, 10:06 PM

Ooops Sorry, I forgot to put the correct letters MTFBWH after Luke Skywalker's name.

Didn't mean to offend Jedi.

I am better than your god......and so are you.

"Is the man who buys a magic rock, really more gullible than the man who buys an invisible magic rock?.......,...... At least the first guy has a rock!"
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Reply #6 - March 11, 2014, 11:39 PM

Quote from: Adey5 on March 11, 2014, 10:04 PM
Hey Jedi, you may find this blasphemous but do you wanna hear my Star Wars joke?

Yeah you do? OK, here goes:

Darth Vader and Han Solo are in the pub.

Darth Vader says to Han Solo (best to do this in a booming voice into an empty pint glass) "I know what Luke Skywalker's got for Christmas!"

So Han Solo says to DV "How do you know what Luke Skywalker's got for Christmas?"

and Darth Vader replies (empty pint glass) ...........

"I felt his presents"

................... ................ ................ ...........

`But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
`Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad.'
`How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
`You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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