New vid by Hassan - Oh Lord Please Don't Roast Us!

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New vid by Hassan - Oh Lord Please Don't Roast Us!
OP - October 15, 2010, 11:41 PM

posted on the CEMB youtube channel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRk7R5JG0rU

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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Re: New vid by Hassan - Oh Lord Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #1 - October 15, 2010, 11:52 PM

Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!
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Re: New vid by Hassan - Oh Lord Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #2 - October 15, 2010, 11:54 PM

This brings back memories of all those tears shed to beg Allah to save me from Allah.

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Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
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Re: New vid by Hassan - Oh Lord Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #3 - October 16, 2010, 09:00 AM

Oh my Allah save us from you.
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Merciful One! Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #4 - October 16, 2010, 09:13 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRk7R5JG0rU
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Re: Merciful One! Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #5 - October 16, 2010, 09:26 AM

Stripped to its core, the essence of this creed is the fantastic notion that the creative intelligence of the boundlessly vast cosmos has no better use of his time than making threats to beat you up. Like an internet bully who leaves behind menacing words on one's YouTube channel. Amusing.

Stray question: Do you personally run the CEMB channel Hassan? Who makes the videos?
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Reply #6 - October 16, 2010, 09:44 AM

Allat runs it for the CEMB Admin - it is for all of us to upload. I have moved most of my vids there and now upload any I make there. But it is for all Ex-Muslims here to send their vids. We have vids by others up there - but need more - so get off that Bison and make a vid for us!
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Re: Merciful One! Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #7 - October 16, 2010, 09:53 AM

To whom do I send the videos I make for it to be prominently featured on the murtadeen's channel? Whom do I sleep with? Please tell me its you 'cause Allat is uncommonly intelligent. I hate female intellectuals. Who needs brains when you have perky tits? But I'm a traditionalist. Intelligence in a woman is a colossal deal breaker don't you think? A man doesn't want a Wittgenstein with breasts. He wants something pleasant to gaze at when he swings his feet out of bed in the morn', when he returns home from a hard day's work of concealing from his employer that he's surfing the web and when he slides wearily into bed for nocturnal passions.

An intelligent woman is as useful to a man as an intellectual brothel keeper. What for?
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Re: Merciful One! Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #8 - October 16, 2010, 09:55 AM

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Reply #9 - October 16, 2010, 10:00 AM

Do I email the videos to her or am I given privileged access to the innermost sanctum of the CEMB Channel? I promise I won't turn it over into a gayporn channel for Muslims.
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Re: Merciful One! Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #10 - October 16, 2010, 02:50 PM

Hey MAB, do you have a video you'd like to share on the CEMB channel? Just send it over to allat@councilofexmuslims.com

Quote from: Mount A Bison on October 16, 2010, 10:00 AM
Do I email the videos to her or am I given privileged access to the innermost sanctum of the CEMB Channel? I promise I won't turn it over into a gayporn channel for Muslims.

Well that's disappointing, really.

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Re: New vid by Hassan - Oh Lord Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #11 - October 16, 2010, 03:00 PM

Threads merged.

"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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Re: New vid by Hassan - Oh Lord Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #12 - October 16, 2010, 03:41 PM

Quote from: allat on October 16, 2010, 02:50 PM
Hey MAB, do you have a video you'd like to share on the CEMB channel?

I do as it happens. But can I run it by you first before I pin a bullseye target on myself at which Muslims can train their darts and knives and guns? Give me your MSN address so I can reenact it on the webcam for you tonight. But make sure there are no barefoot little chits about. It's gonna blow your hair right back.
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Re: New vid by Hassan - Oh Lord Please Don't Roast Us!
Reply #13 - October 19, 2010, 10:18 AM

Hey this one is funny - check it out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3iPFN9l3Us&feature=player_embedded#!

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