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  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #30 - September 01, 2011, 01:48 AM
     Roll Eyes
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #31 - September 01, 2011, 12:22 PM
    Quote from: Aphrodite on September 01, 2011, 01:46 AM
    I've never heard of this chaand raat before. Ever. :S I think that might be coz its bidah  Roll Eyes

    What??

    Its Pakistani tradition.. I think it doesn't happen anywhere else in the world.
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  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #32 - September 01, 2011, 06:04 PM
    Apparently it happens in all of desi land:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaand_Raat
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #33 - September 02, 2011, 01:49 AM
    Quote from: Aphrodite on September 01, 2011, 06:04 PM
    Apparently it happens in all of desi land:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaand_Raat


    You've never heard of it before... seriously? You damn coconut! whistling2
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #34 - September 02, 2011, 03:43 AM
    Quote from: Saffire on August 31, 2011, 08:56 PM
    I think my family are ignoring the islam thing, they always have. I've questioned islam for years and they just roll their eyes like, oh here we go again. They think it's me being silly or childish. They fail to see how I'm with this guy BECAUSE i don't believe in islam and not the other wat around

    I left islam because I don't believe in it. Because i left it I engage in things without guilt at a moderate level such as drinking and eating normal meat, and I have a white bf because I like him and I'm not racist.

    Muslims stupidly twist this and say we left islam TO DO these things, ignoring the reality that we DO these things because we left islam

     Cheesy

    (tomayto, tomaato)


    Tell me about it. Shit is fucking annoying.  Roll Eyes

    Quote from: shilakijawani on September 01, 2011, 01:31 AM
    I'm sure they didn't think of all those things. Basically, they meant, I can sleep around as much as I want and do everything legal as long as I don't have alcohol. When I asked why, they said alcohol causes you to do every sin.   Roll Eyes


    Hahaha my parents say that exact same thing. Not that they're ok with me doing other things of course, but drinking is the "worst thing" in some strange way. I've gotten caught with boys in the house alone (and other places) and stuff as a teen.... terrible times LOL  Cheesy Even though it was crazy for those few days and I got grounded  Tongue surprisingly they got over it. Well, my mom did.... She didn't ever tell my dad because she claims he would freak the hell out, and want to kill me or something.  Roll Eyes

    Growing up in a Muslim family, I guess making out with a boy = sex, basically.  Cheesy
    Well the funny thing is I didn't even kiss those two boys they caught me with... but I kissed a bunch of other guys.  Tongue
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #35 - September 02, 2011, 07:53 AM
    Good thing she didn't tell your dad.
    Quote from: King Tut on December 09, 2012, 06:28 PM
    Yeah an I am super ugly, I can't even beat my chest am too skinny and when I roaaar to attract women, they laugh at me, because it sounds like a girl screaming. I can't even attract any bitches!  Cry

  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #36 - September 02, 2011, 06:37 PM
    Islamic upbringing re sex fucks us up and makes us confused/ashamed of having a sexual feeling. It leads to many muslims having lame relationships, getting used and abused, as well as having unhappy marriages. There are so many divorces amongst brit muslims because of this and because muslims stupidly try to keep thick backwards ideas and ignore reality, they expect their kids to remain virgins and totally away from opposite gender well into their 20's while they acquire the right qualifications to get a well paid job/educated husband. THEN they expect them to marry and have a normal healthy relationship! It's like slapping a kid every time he touches his penis and/or punishing a boy for catching him masturbate! This will only fuck them up!

  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #37 - September 03, 2011, 12:43 AM
    Quote from: Fombles on September 02, 2011, 01:49 AM
    You've never heard of it before... seriously? You damn coconut! whistling2


    Nope, I'm no coconut  Cry
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #38 - September 03, 2011, 12:50 AM
    Liar, liar, pants on fire!
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #39 - September 03, 2011, 12:55 AM
     Cheesy

    I'm wearing salwaar kameez like a proper desi girl, I ain't no coconut.
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #40 - September 03, 2011, 03:02 AM
    Quote from: Saffire on September 02, 2011, 06:37 PM
    Islamic upbringing re sex fucks us up and makes us confused/ashamed of having a sexual feeling. It leads to many muslims having lame relationships, getting used and abused, as well as having unhappy marriages. There are so many divorces amongst brit muslims because of this and because muslims stupidly try to keep thick backwards ideas and ignore reality, they expect their kids to remain virgins and totally away from opposite gender well into their 20's while they acquire the right qualifications to get a well paid job/educated husband. THEN they expect them to marry and have a normal healthy relationship! It's like slapping a kid every time he touches his penis and/or punishing a boy for catching him masturbate! This will only fuck them up!




    Yeah. I just don't understand how anyone in their right mind can think that someone can go their entire life without having any sort of relationship with the opposite sex and then BAM, get married and be in this serious relationship for the first time in your life and view that as being totally normal.

    Ummmm.  lipsrsealed

    You know, it may work for some people (in the long run) but don't tell me they don't have any fucking issues.  Roll Eyes

    Personally, I can't see myself having done that typical Muslim formula bullshit, because the relationships I have had, I have learned multiple things from each of them. I've learned what I like and don't like, what I'm comfortable with and uncomfortable with, and the qualities in a person I cannot stand and the ones I really admire. (and i haven't even had that many relationships yet. So much more to learn...) It teaches you about yourself and other people. So I just cannot see objectively how people can get married all of a sudden without having previous relationships and be alright.  Huh?
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  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #41 - September 03, 2011, 04:33 AM
    Quote from: Peppermint Tits on September 03, 2011, 03:02 AM
    Yeah. I just don't understand how anyone in their right mind can think that someone can go their entire life without having any sort of relationship with the opposite sex and then BAM, get married and be in this serious relationship for the first time in your life and view that as being totally normal.

    Ummmm.  lipsrsealed

    You know, it may work for some people (in the long run) but don't tell me they don't have any fucking issues.  Roll Eyes

    Personally, I can't see myself having done that typical Muslim formula bullshit, because the relationships I have had, I have learned multiple things from each of them. I've learned what I like and don't like, what I'm comfortable with and uncomfortable with, and the qualities in a person I cannot stand and the ones I really admire. (and i haven't even had that many relationships yet. So much more to learn...) It teaches you about yourself and other people. So I just cannot see objectively how people can get married all of a sudden without having previous relationships and be alright.  Huh?


    It works for them because they have completely different mentalities and perspective from you. What you value (autonomy, freedom of choice) they might not value, and what they value (stability, defined roles) you may not see as being that important.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


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    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #42 - September 03, 2011, 07:05 PM
    Reality- forcing people to have no relationships but one is a narrow way to ensure they are 'happy' together- it's based on the what you don't know won't hurt philosophy.

    Islam pushes this on women only, given men are allowed sex with slaves/concubines as well as multiple wives.

    This leads to the obvious- cock. If you're a man with a small cock you don't want to be with a woman who knows any different. If yours is the only one she's had/seen she'll assume it's normal/good. Men who are so desperate to have a virgin bride obviously have small cocks- esp. since many men who want this strongly feel other cocks in a woman will loosen her so he won't feel anything- translation, he has a small cock

     Cheesy
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #43 - September 03, 2011, 07:35 PM
    Quote from: Peppermint Tits on September 03, 2011, 03:02 AM
    Yeah. I just don't understand how anyone in their right mind can think that someone can go their entire life without having any sort of relationship with the opposite sex and then BAM, get married and be in this serious relationship for the first time in your life and view that as being totally normal.

    Ummmm.  lipsrsealed

    You know, it may work for some people (in the long run) but don't tell me they don't have any fucking issues.  Roll Eyes


    In every Bengali wedding I've been to, when the wedding ceremony is finished and the bride is about to leave for her husband's home, she ALWAYS cries. And it's never normal crying - out of sadness or something like that - it's always straight up mental-breakdown crying where the bride can't even physically support herself - my sister-in-law had to be carried by her brother to the car. It's practically a tradition for the bride to break down like that during a wedding. Roll Eyes I can't blame them - they're leaving everything they know behind and settling in with strangers. It's sad how such ridiculous customs that cause so much distress are supported by the community at large.
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

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    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #44 - September 03, 2011, 07:51 PM
    Quote from: Aphrodite on September 03, 2011, 12:55 AM
    Cheesy

    I'm wearing salwaar kameez like a proper desi girl, I ain't no coconut.


    Wannabe.
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #45 - September 03, 2011, 08:12 PM
    Quote from: Aphrodite on September 03, 2011, 12:55 AM
    Cheesy

    I'm wearing salwaar kameez like a proper desi girl, I ain't no coconut.

    Correction for fombles: Liar liar duppata on fire Tongue
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  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #46 - September 03, 2011, 08:23 PM
    Quote from: zooby on September 03, 2011, 08:12 PM
    Correction for fombles: Liar liar duppata on fire Tongue


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #47 - September 03, 2011, 10:01 PM
    Quote from: Fombles on September 03, 2011, 07:51 PM
    Wannabe.


    Actually I lied, I only wear desi clothes on Eid and weddings  Tongue

    Quote from: zooby on September 03, 2011, 08:12 PM
    Correction for fombles: Liar liar duppata on fire Tongue


     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #48 - September 03, 2011, 10:08 PM
    Quote from: Aphrodite on September 03, 2011, 10:01 PM
    Actually I lied, I only wear desi clothes on Eid and weddings  Tongue


    Least you got one desi trait, and that's lying. Cheesy
    07:54 <harakaat>: you must be jema
    07:54 <harakaat>: considering how annoying you are
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #49 - September 03, 2011, 11:41 PM
    Quote from: Saffire on September 03, 2011, 07:05 PM
    This leads to the obvious- cock. If you're a man with a small cock you don't want to be with a woman who knows any different. If yours is the only one she's had/seen she'll assume it's normal/good. Men who are so desperate to have a virgin bride obviously have small cocks- esp. since many men who want this strongly feel other cocks in a woman will loosen her so he won't feel anything- translation, he has a small cock


    Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


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    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #50 - September 04, 2011, 12:59 AM
     Huh? I don't have a newsletter but thanks

     thnkyu
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #51 - September 04, 2011, 01:17 AM
    Quote from: Fombles on September 03, 2011, 10:08 PM
    Least you got one desi trait, and that's lying. Cheesy


    I have a lot of desi traits  Tongue
  • Re: Chaand Raat
     Reply #52 - September 04, 2011, 01:30 AM
    Quote from: Fombles on September 03, 2011, 10:08 PM
    Least you got one desi trait, and that's lying. Cheesy

    Epic comeback! Cheesy
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