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 Topic: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad

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  • The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     OP - February 18, 2010, 09:20 AM

    This is sooo funny!  rofl rofl Lmao

    A Sheikh had in a speech expressed his desire to be Prophet Muhammad's urine, & there was an objection, in this forum a spirited defence is made of Mo's "blessed urine."

    http://www.yanabi.com/forum/Topic315265-107-1.aspx

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    In this one, a slave girl drank Mo's urine from a bowl & Mo says that she's protected herself from Hellfire!  Roll Eyes

    Imam Suyuti’s narrations [1]

    1. Imam Jalal al-Din Suyuti reports from Tabarani and Bayhaqi who narrate from Hukaymah bint Umaymah (May Allah be pleased with her) with an authentic chain of transmission, she said, the Prophet (May Allah shower peace and blessings on Him) had a wooden bowl in which He used to urinate and was placed under His bed. One night, He searched for it but did not find it and asked for it saying, ‘where is the bowl?’ The members of the house replied ‘Umm Salamah’s slave girl Barrah drank from it’ who came from Habashah with her. The Prophet replied, ‘surely she has protected herself from the fire with a great wall’’.

    Another guy drinks Mo's urine & Mo tells him that henceforth he'll have no stomach ache.  grin12

    2. Imam Jalal al-Din Suyuti reports from Abu Ya’la, Hakim, Dar Qutni, Tabarani and Abu Nu’aym from Umm Ayman May Allah be pleased with her, who said, ‘the Prophet got up one night and urinated in a bowl. During that night, I rose in the state of thirst so I drank whatever was in the bowl. In the morning I told Him what I had done to which He smiled and said, ‘surely you will never have pain in your stomach’’. Abu Ya’ala’s wordings are as follows, ‘you will never feel stomach pain as of today’.



    Imam al-Asqalani narrates this incident in al-Isabah fi ma’rifat al-Sahabah under ‘Barakah al-Habshiyah’ and Talkhees al-Habeer. [22]

    Another woman drank Mo's urine & henceforth she never became ill & died in good health.  dance

    Hafiz Abd al-Razzaq al-San’ani narrates this incident with a different wording from Ibn Jurayj who said: ‘I was told that the Prophet used to have a wooden bowl in which he used to urinate and was placed under His bed. Once, He searched for it but did not find it and asked Barakah the slave girl of Umm Habeeba who came from Habsha with her, for it saying, ‘where is the urine in the bowl?’ She replied, ‘I drank it’ to which He uttered, ‘Oh Umm Yusuf! You will be cured!’ This was her nickname or kuniyyah. She never became ill after that and died in good health’. From this incident we understand that Umm Yusuf was also known as Barakah as well as Umm Ayman and these were two different incidents. Ibn Dihyah, authenticated both incidents as two separate ones as mentioned by Suyuti in al-Khasa’is, and al-Asqalani in Talkhees al-Habeer and al-Isabah.

    Abu Nu’aym al-Asbahani narrates it with His chain to Umaymah bint Ruqayqah. [23]

    Ibn Mundah al-Asbahani narrates it in His Ma’rifat al-Sahabah. [24]


    In this one, Mo urinated in a well, & the water from that well was the coolest & sweetest in Medina.  Wink

    Imam Abu Nu’aym narrates the practice of Anas RA, with his chain, who said: ‘The Messenger of Allah used to pray salah at his house and made it long. Once, He SAW urinated in the well, which was situated inside the house. Anas said: ‘there was no well in Madinah which tasted more cool and sweet than it’. He said: ‘when the sahabah come to my house I serve them with the sweet water of that well. In the era of jahiliyyah it was known as al-Barud, ‘the cool well’’’.... ..


    There're plenty more of such interesting & disgusting incidents narrated by the poster, just follow the link.
    How gross Mo is!  vomit vomit vomit

    Btw, isn't glorifying Muhammad's urine in this way appromixating shirk?

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #1 - February 18, 2010, 09:39 AM

    A poster called Zahir B. has replied on this thread:

    salams,

    if i were honoured with drinking the blessed urine of the REHMAT UL ALAMIN S.A.W,  i would become a better human being. may ALLAH grant me either in this life or the next or the one in between (qayamat) the honour of honouring me with the BLESSED drink and by me drinking the BLESSED URINE of S.A.W. AMEEN. ( being thursday night, inshallah may allah accept our wish/dua) 

    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #2 - February 18, 2010, 10:24 AM

    I see the counselling failed then Rashna.
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #3 - February 18, 2010, 10:27 AM

    I see the counselling failed then Rashna.


    Thanks for being as amusing as those who'd love to drink Mo's urine.  Cheesy

    I got as much of a laugh out of you as I got from those who posted on the thread I mentioned.  Afro


    World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #4 - February 18, 2010, 10:36 AM

    I see the counselling failed then Rashna.

    Have you perchance noticed that in 9 out of 28 posts you made so far you throw ad-homs around and insult others?

  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #5 - February 18, 2010, 10:51 AM

    Ew, gross! This is way more disgusting than the hadith of Muhammad's sweat being collected in a bottle because it (supposedly) smelled like perfume. Brb puking  vomit

    Btw, isn't glorifying Muhammad's urine in this way appromixating shirk?

    Sane people would agree. However, Muslims worship the scholar-gods too, so why not Muhammad? Roll Eyes
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #6 - February 18, 2010, 10:57 AM

    A poster called Zahir B. has replied on this thread:

    salams,

    if i were honoured with drinking the blessed urine of the REHMAT UL ALAMIN S.A.W,  i would become a better human being. may ALLAH grant me either in this life or the next or the one in between (qayamat) the honour of honouring me with the BLESSED drink and by me drinking the BLESSED URINE of S.A.W. AMEEN. ( being thursday night, inshallah may allah accept our wish/dua) 


    "Blessed are those who drink from the Urinals of the Urinators" Sahih Bukkake 19:21

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  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #7 - February 18, 2010, 11:08 AM

    IsLame, you rule.

    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #8 - February 18, 2010, 11:13 AM

    IsLame, you perv! You rule.

    There, fixed it for you!
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #9 - February 22, 2010, 02:18 AM

    People say and will always say lot of crazy things, one should not be blaming religion for everything. Be fair.

  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #10 - February 22, 2010, 02:25 AM

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    People say and will always say lot of crazy things, one should not be blaming religion for everything. Be fair.

    Yes indeed that is true.. one should read Scriptures.. and videos in this link


    http://www.youtube.com/user/AhmadsQuran3#p/c/404C6AD7DD6B4895/185/lW5RylDv0mM

    speaks about religions and its scriptures..

    Yes.. scriptures ,, words of Allah.. God..

    yeezevee


    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #11 - February 22, 2010, 02:39 AM

    Yes indeed that is true.. one should read Scriptures.. and videos in this link


    http://www.youtube.com/user/AhmadsQuran3#p/c/404C6AD7DD6B4895/185/lW5RylDv0mM

    speaks about religions and its scriptures..

    Yes.. scriptures ,, words of Allah.. God..

    yeezevee




    There is nothing new in that video Mr Yeezee, its just same stuff.
    I hate the voice of this guy, that bastard has many videos on utube.
    I have seen few.
  • Re: The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #12 - February 22, 2010, 02:53 AM

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    There is nothing new in that video Mr Yeezee, its just same stuff.
    I hate the voice of this guy, that bastard has many videos on utube.
    I have seen few.

     off course they are same thing., Allah scripture can not be changed ., Sure you hate him., Yes like him millions were/are  bastardized by a guy  from Mecca., by the way I think you know him..

    yes It takes times to remove that bastardization and get back to reality  dear iffo

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #13 - February 06, 2014, 09:59 PM

    The things one comes across on a lazy Thursday evening at CEMB...

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
  • The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #14 - February 06, 2014, 10:06 PM

    What.The.Fuck.

    I absolutely loved this one

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    if i were honoured with drinking the blessed urine of the REHMAT UL ALAMIN S.A.W,  i would become a better human being


    You couldn't make this up for the life of you

    "The healthiest people I know are those who are the first to label themselves fucked up." - three
  • The Blessed Urine of the Prophet Muhammad
     Reply #15 - February 06, 2014, 10:38 PM

    Oh islam. You amuse me. I've said it before, I'll say it again. The best way to fight religion is to learn about it.

    `But I don't want to go among mad people,' Alice remarked.
     `Oh, you can't help that,' said the Cat: `we're all mad here. I'm mad.  You're mad.'
     `How do you know I'm mad?' said Alice.
     `You must be,' said the Cat, `or you wouldn't have come here.'
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