You know those diversity pictures of different shades of hands holding? Cheesy as fuck.
I prefer we use this one:

Skin condition vitiligo, only negative symptom = increased risk of sun burn.
White people as you call them, are basically albinos who mated with brownies. Coz they looked nice sometimes, and still do, which is why we like blondes. They exist because they look nice. They still survive using this strategy. We must end the blond conspiracy.
An actual colour mutation is red. I have a few reds on me, and my facial hair is half red FFS! Dark hair, orange facial hair. I also hate the sun and wamth, and I was born in Scotland. Now I'm turning Scottish.

But most weird of all, my dad is from India, he had brown eyes, now they're blue, in his own lifetime. WTF? Does eye colour change over time?
If you can't imagine Africans turning European over thousands of years, always think of me, and my orange hairs and my dad's mutant eyes.

Or maybe race does exist, and my family are just freaks.
