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 Topic: April fools day: Not allowed in islam.

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  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #30 - April 13, 2013, 04:18 PM

    Yeah. That's what happens in many Muslim countries too. Restaurants stay open till 4am, schools and companies shorten their hours, and people sleep all day. Apart from eating and praying, there are no Ramadan traditions that even have the potential to be spread across cultures. That's why no one cares.
  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #31 - April 13, 2013, 04:22 PM

    Yup, it basically becomes what student life is for most students, sleep in day, work at night and eat plenty of food.
  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #32 - April 13, 2013, 04:25 PM

    It does make a complete mockery out of it does it not?
  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #33 - April 13, 2013, 04:28 PM


    There is so much da'wah involved in Ramadan.

    I think of Ramadan as the decadence of the pious.


    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #34 - April 13, 2013, 04:34 PM

    Yup, the visually pious are not pious at all.
  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #35 - April 13, 2013, 04:36 PM


    Ramadan - religious bulimia

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #36 - April 13, 2013, 04:44 PM

    Yup! Irony is that I have heard that there is rapid weight gain over Ramadan due to the vast quantities eaten.
  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #37 - April 13, 2013, 05:52 PM

    Any festival other than Eid-Al-Adha or Eid-Al-Fitr is essentially haram. No birthday parties, no anniversary parties, no graduation parties, no nothing, lest we be immitating the Kuffar.

    So we should invent a new holiday: the atheist Ramadan.

    Initially it's identical to Ramadan and celebrated identically. Except without any belief in Allah.
    But every now and then some tiny subtle changes are added and/or removed to the way it's celebrated.

    That way in a few decades or centuries every Muslim will be utterly confused and will not know if the way they are celebrating Ramadan is the genuine original way or it's an imitation of atheist-Ramadan.

    And their brains will explode.

    Do not look directly at the operational end of the device.
  • April fools day: Not allowed in islam.
     Reply #38 - April 13, 2013, 05:57 PM

    So we should invent a new holiday: the atheist Ramadan.

    Initially it's identical to Ramadan and celebrated identically. Except without any belief in Allah.
    But every now and then some tiny subtle changes are added and/or removed to the way it's celebrated.

    That way in a few decades or centuries every Muslim will be utterly confused and will not know if the way they are celebrating Ramadan is the genuine original way or it's an imitation of atheist-Ramadan.

    And their brains will explode.


    Why not seeming as most CBA or cannot read the Quran anyways, dismantling from within.
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