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  • Funny Virtual Mosque
     OP - November 20, 2013, 08:49 AM

    I logged into this game that I use to play in my childhood called Habbo Hotel which is a relatively popular chat-room game among teens although the majority of members are between the ages of 9-12.

    Anyways, I was scrolling through the rooms and this one room titled "I <3 Allah" caught my attention. I said to my self... OMA(Allah)... what could this possibly be?

    Well... This is the result of religiously raised youngsters playing on a teenage dating chat game.

    A naked Imam standing on a platform and three dancing strippers surrounding him as the remaining members in the room listen to the naked Imam lead their e-Isha salat.  Cheesy

  • Funny Virtual Mosque
     Reply #1 - November 20, 2013, 08:04 PM

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Awesome. Now that's how you attract new punters to your masjid.

    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Funny Virtual Mosque
     Reply #2 - November 20, 2013, 09:38 PM

    I don't think we'd forcefully go to jummah prayer. I'd be begging my father to go to the mosque five times a day. Surely this would be more entertaining than a Sheikh exclaiming his worries about today's society who don't follow 1,400 year old traditions.

    The only con is I'll be anxious throughout salat. Not because my only worry is farting which would mean my prayer is invalid but releasing sperm would mean I would have to take a shower.
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