Mashallah! Chipmunk Recites Qurqan!

OP - October 27, 2011, 07:12 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTQACJ_tcgk

ِسُورَة الْكِبَاب

الم
ذَلِكَ الْكِبَابُ لَا زَيْتَ فِيهِ هَدِيَّةً لِلْآكِلِينَ
الَّذِينَ يُحَافِظُونَ عَلَى صِحَّتِهِمْ وَعَنِ الدُّهْنِ يَزْهَدُونَ
َفَلَهُمْ فِي الآخِرَةِ مَا يَشْتَهُون
مِنْ كُفْتَةٍ وَشَاوَرْمَا وَعَصِيرِ لَيْمُون
َأَمَّا الَّذِي يُفَضِّلُ الْبِرْجَرَ
فَصَلِّي لِرَبِّكَ وَاشْكُر
وَعَلَيْهَا مِنَ السَّلَاطَةِ فَأَكْثِرْ
وَاتَّقُوا الله جَمِيعاً وَلَا تُسْرِفُوا
إنَّ الله لَا يُحِبُّ الْمُسْرِفِين
الذَّينَ كَانُوا مِنَ التَوَابِلِ مُكْثِرِين
أُولَئِكَ كَتَبْنَا عَلَيْهِمْ أَلَّا تَأْكُلُوا الْكِبَابَ وَاكْتَفُوا بِالسَّرْدِين
تِلْكَ حُدُودُ اللهِ وَمَنْ يَتَعَدَّ حُدُودَ اللهِ فَأُولَئِكَ نَشْوِيهِمْ فِي الْأَفْرَان
وَنُقَلِّبُهُمْ حَتَّى نَضِِجَتِ الْأَبْدَان
مِنْ رُؤُوسِهِمْ إِلَى الْأَقْدَامِ
أَلَيْسَ اللهَ هُوَ الرَّحْمَان

Alif Lam Meem
That Kebab which has no oil - a gift for those who eat
Who take care of their health and abstain from fat
In the next life they shall have whatever they desire
Of Kofta, Shawarma and and Lime juice
As for he who prefers Burger
Then pray to your lord and thank (Him)
And put plenty of Salad on it
And Fear God all together and do not be of those who go to excess
For Allah loveth not those who go to excess
Those who use too many spices
We have written for them that they should not eat kebab but suffice with Sardines
These are the limits set by Allah
And those who transgress the limits of Allah we will roast them in the ovens
And turn them so that the bodies roast (evenly)
Is not Allah the Most Merciful?