and to Lua - the angel who worked tirelessly
Ugh, habibi, you're twisting the knife, here.
Seriously, big apologies to everyone for the delay, especially Hassan, and thanks to Zaotar for his work on the last half and asbie for listening to me sigh about this for months. I cringe to say that it's done when I could've done a lot more, but if this is where we are, it should be better than the raw version and people will still get the idea. Hassan did a really great job of conveying the author's tone (according to one more fluent than I) and hopefully that earnest tone and the message of the book will be the center of attention.
TDR, thanks for offering solutions, and also for your message which summoned me to the forum to notice I was officially out of time on a day that I wouldn't have gotten on here otherwise.
I noticed a bit of discussion about it on reddit, by the way, and more than one person has expressed interest in a direct download link outside of the academia site, and a bunch of people posted old links to old versions. Might be worth someone hosting. Hassan, what do you think? I pay the jerks on Dropbox to hold all my imagej data every month so I can probably host it there if no one else can.