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Topic: Muhammad the Red Nosed Prophet!

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- Rashna
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Muhammad the Red Nosed Prophet!
OP - April 21, 2009, 01:18 PM

This is a funny little song, on the same tune as "Rodolf the Red Nosed Reindeer," that I found in Uzza's Quran Blogspot, thought I'd share:

Mohammed the Red-nosed Prophet

Mohammed the red faced preacher
had an epileptic fit.
And if would have heard him,
he said some really stupid shit.

All of the camel drivers
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let Mohammed
play erotic camel games.

A caravan came by and caused
Mohammed to say:
"Muslims with your swords so bright,
let's kill all these guys tonight."

Then all the muslims told him
carryin' off their slaves and loots,
Mohammed the red faced pirate,
we will be your new recruits.

Nice song on Mo, right?

World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
- Zaephon
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Re: Muhammad the Red Nosed Prophet!
Reply #1 - April 21, 2009, 06:38 PM

Islam: where idiots meet terrorists.
- osmanthus
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Re: Muhammad the Red Nosed Prophet!
Reply #2 - April 22, 2009, 06:09 AM

That's awesome. I can see it being extended to a much longer version at some point.

Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West.
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