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  • LOLCat Bible Translation
     OP - January 31, 2010, 03:18 AM
    http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page



      Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

    1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

    2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

    3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

    4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

    5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

    6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

    9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #1 - January 31, 2010, 08:46 AM
    Are you new to the internet? This stuff has been around for years  grin12
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #2 - January 31, 2010, 10:38 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on January 31, 2010, 03:18 AM
    http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

    (Clicky for piccy!)

      Boreded Ceiling Cat makinkgz Urf n stuffs

    1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

    2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

    3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

    4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.

    5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

    6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

    9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

     Cheesy
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  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #3 - January 31, 2010, 11:52 AM
    Quote from: Naerys on January 31, 2010, 08:46 AM
    Are you new to the internet? This stuff has been around for years  grin12


    new to LOLCats  Wink
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #4 - January 31, 2010, 01:49 PM
    He's no friend to the friendless
    And he's the mother of grief
    There's only sorrow for tomorrow
    Surely life is too brief
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #5 - January 31, 2010, 05:37 PM
    There's a lolcat Quran too. Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #6 - January 31, 2010, 05:45 PM
     Cheesy
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #7 - February 01, 2010, 01:36 AM
    Quote from: osmanthus on January 31, 2010, 05:37 PM
    There's a lolcat Quran too. Wink

     
     
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    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #8 - February 01, 2010, 01:46 AM
    http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/

    Chapter 2 teh Moocow

    1. miaolooya.
    2. A sleepen-papur, ai haz wun; wif ways for keep outta tha water and no gets losted.
    3. Fer peeps dat noes cat stuffs, like skratch walls, and shed furz;
    4. an iz all aloofkittehs.
    5. Rewf Cat help dem gitz cheezburgrz
    6. Kittehs dat doan liek, demz no kaer;
    7. demz all sprolled out nappin. Iz tu bad.
    8. An some kittehs iz all like, ?we folo Rewf Cat?, but iz lulzpeek;
    9. demz trai make lulz, but Rewfcat Iz Not Amuzed.
    10. Dem haz haer balz an pewkz on cowch;
    11. An wen yu growlz ?Bad Kitteh?, dey iz all big aiz an cuteness,
    12. but dey maeks trubbelz, srsly.
    13. An wen yu yowlz ?giddoffadere?, dey ignorz yu. Lolz!
    14. Wen dey snif uther cat?s butt n stuf, iz onlee act, srsly.
    15. Demz iz teh suk. Rewf Cat DOAN LIEK.
    16. Dumm, dey has it; liek if haz cheezburger an no eated it.
    17. Or maek bonfier for tu see, wen efferbuddee noes kittehs sees in dark. Lol.
    18. Demz is maed of Fayl,
    19. mess wif Rewf Cat; no iz gud.
    20. Cuz Rewf Cat iz FTW. Srsly.

    bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #9 - February 01, 2010, 01:50 AM
    lol 20. Cuz Rewf Cat iz FTW. Srsly.
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #10 - February 01, 2010, 02:33 AM
    Quote from: NineBerry on February 01, 2010, 01:46 AM
    http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/


    9. demz trai make lulz, but Rewfcat Iz Not Amuzed.


    hahaha

    Maliki yawm ul LULZ
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #11 - February 01, 2010, 03:39 AM
     Cheesy

    Ceiling cat is a good metaphor of the Abrahamic god.
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 28, 2010, 07:58 PM
    Iblis has mad debaterin' skillz. Best not step up unless you're prepared to recieve da pain.

  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #12 - February 01, 2010, 06:59 AM
    Quote from: lolkoran
    There's a new poll in the sidebar. Please vote on it.

    The administrators of this blog are having some difficulties, that make it hard to continue this blog, and maybe more important we are kind of burned out. Contrary to our expectations when we started reading it, the Koran is boring, repetitive, and very very NEGATIVE, which is exactly the opposite of lolkittehs. Translating it has become a constant struggle. Maybe we should give it up and leave it to other people who are more favorably disposed to the book. Maybe ... I dunno, what?

    Go figure.  Wink
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: LOLCat Bible Translation
     Reply #13 - February 01, 2010, 01:39 PM
    Quote from: Iblis on February 01, 2010, 03:39 AM
    Cheesy

    Ceiling cat is a good metaphor of the Abrahamic god.


    But you see, according to the lolkoran, Ceiling Cat does not exist. Root Cat is the only true kittey above the house.
    bleed for me...kill for me...die for me
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