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Topic: The Gematriculator!

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The Gematriculator!
OP - May 29, 2009, 04:39 AM

People have found numerological miracles in many texts, from Ivan Panin who found numerological miracles in the Bible, to Quranic numerologists to a 2000 year old Tamil Text called Thirukkal.

This site gives us a great device -the Gematriculator to calculate the numerological goodness or evil of any random text, based on Ivan Panin's theories.

I typed Islam is bullshit & Muhammad was a paedophile & it showed 99% good & only 1% evil!This proves that my statement is almost completely true!

Type anything & see for yourself!

World renowned historian Will Durant"...the Islamic conquest of India is probably the bloodiest story in history. It is a discouraging tale, for its evident moral is that civilization is a precious good, whose delicate complex order and freedom can at any moment be overthrown..."
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Reply #1 - May 30, 2009, 02:24 PM

I typed in "http://www.councilofexmuslims.com" and it came back with:
"57% evil, 43% good".

It then shows these images:

and

and tonnes more Bull Shiite below that.
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Reply #2 - May 30, 2009, 02:53 PM

I typed in "Stalin was a good person" and got a result of 99% good / 1% evil. I think there is a flaw with this Gematriculator.
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Reply #3 - May 30, 2009, 02:56 PM

That should be our logo.

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Reply #4 - May 30, 2009, 03:00 PM

I also typed in Oliver Cromwell and got 50% good and 50% evil, so this Gematriculator is half right.
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Reply #5 - May 30, 2009, 03:25 PM

Quote from: Cheetah on May 30, 2009, 02:56 PM
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That should be our logo.

Make it happen.
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Reply #6 - May 30, 2009, 04:59 PM

I typed in "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" and I got 1% evil 99% good. I do think there is something wrong with this!

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Reply #7 - May 31, 2009, 01:13 AM

Quote from: SmartAssmodeus on May 30, 2009, 03:25 PM
Make it happen.

Your wish is my command.

ETA: Check the news box.

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Reply #8 - May 31, 2009, 01:20 AM

lol
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Reply #9 - May 31, 2009, 03:52 AM

Quote from: Frollo on May 30, 2009, 03:00 PM
I also typed in Oliver Cromwell and got 50% good and 50% evil, so this Gematriculator is half right.

Cromwell was a great military leader on the correct side of the English Civil War, but also a Bonapartist, a bloodthirsty tyrant, and a religious bigot. He was Stalin without the cool mustache.

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Reply #10 - May 31, 2009, 04:04 AM

its fucked

Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
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Reply #11 - May 31, 2009, 08:57 AM

Hey I just ran "BerberElla" through that thing and it says she's 99% evil and 1% good.
I knew that already. Meh.

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Reply #12 - May 31, 2009, 09:30 AM

Quote from: osmanthus on May 31, 2009, 08:57 AM
Hey I just ran "BerberElla" through that thing and it says she's 99% evil and 1% good.
I knew that already. Meh.

Damn, looks like my cover is slipping.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Reply #13 - May 31, 2009, 02:56 PM

Osmanthus: 50% evil, 50% good
Hassan: 99% evil, 1% good
Islame: 1% evil, 99% good
Calm: 50% evil, 50% good
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Reply #14 - May 31, 2009, 03:16 PM

Quote from: Calm on May 31, 2009, 02:56 PM
Osmanthus: 50% evil, 50% good
Hassan: 99% evil, 1% good
Islame: 1% evil, 99% good
Calm: 50% evil, 50% good

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Reply #15 - May 31, 2009, 08:47 PM

Quote from: Calm on May 31, 2009, 02:56 PM
Osmanthus: 50% evil, 50% good

Yeah that sounds about right for a good day.

Quote
Hassan: 99% evil, 1% good

Hey this thng is really accurate.

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Reply #16 - May 31, 2009, 11:32 PM

Quote from: Calm on May 31, 2009, 02:56 PM
Osmanthus: 50% evil, 50% good
Hassan: 99% evil, 1% good
Islame: 1% evil, 99% good
Calm: 50% evil, 50% good

SmartAssmodeus: 1% evil 99% good.
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