Letters to The Sun: part one.

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Letters to The Sun: part one.
OP - September 08, 2009, 08:52 AM

"I was disgusted and appalled to see that the so called 'God' of Islam is so popular today. Don't these Muslims, these so called 'peaceful' people realise that that some people don't want to strap explosives onto their backs and blow up nightclubs?. Why can't they stop it, and think more like me, and other rational people who don't see the need to throw stones at 'our boys' when they return from fighting just wars overseas. Everyone knows that God is a nice old man who lives on a cloud and is not cruel. I'm sick of people not thinking like me and I shall be writing to my local MP to see what they can do."

Marjorie Williams, Epping.

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Reply #1 - September 08, 2009, 08:54 AM

"I was disgusted and sickened by these so called peaceful Buddhists and their revolting belief that spastics are the result of karma, bad behaviour in a previous life. How dare these so called 'good people' be so cruel. My auntie is a spastic and I KNOW she didn't do anything bad in a previous life because - SHE WASN'T EVEN BORN!! She was born on sept 3rd 1972, therefore how can she have been alive before? After visiting my local town hall, I found a man there who works in the car park, who agrees with me. Well, all I can say is - it's about time more people agreed with me so that we can prevent this cruel practise from upsetting more people like me."

Mr T Dean, Northampton.

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Reply #2 - September 08, 2009, 09:02 AM

Ok, this could be fun.

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #3 - September 08, 2009, 09:03 AM

Quote from: Jack Torrance on September 08, 2009, 08:54 AM
"I was disgusted and sickened by these so called peaceful Buddhists and their revolting belief that spastics are the result of karma, bad behaviour in a previous life. How dare these so called 'good people' be so cruel. My auntie is a spastic and I KNOW she didn't do anything bad in a previous life because - SHE WASN'T EVEN BORN!! She was born on sept 3rd 1972, therefore how can she have been alive before? After visiting my local town hall, I found a man there who works in the car park, who agrees with me. Well, all I can say is - it's about time more people agreed with me so that we can prevent this cruel practise from upsetting more people like me."

Mr T Dean, Northampton.

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #4 - September 08, 2009, 09:03 AM

"I just heard on the radio that Muslims are opposed to violence. Oh really? Is that so? Well then, can someone explain to me why my neighbours, an Asian couple with 33 children, slit the throat of a goat every year at roughly the same time to celebrate one of their revolting and disgusting rituals? The man at the post office, who is English, agrees with me that it is disgusting and cruel. So the next time, Mr Khan, that you pray, perhaps you could include a prayer for the all of the cute little animals you've slaughtered over the years - you barbarian. England is for nice, pleasant people. If you can't be nice and pleasant, then please go back to Ceylon, or wherever you came from.

And so I ask, why can't more people think like me and Mr Prozac at the post office? What's happened to this once proud nation?"

FW De Clerk, Chipping Norton.

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #5 - September 08, 2009, 09:07 AM

Quote from: Jack Torrance on September 08, 2009, 09:03 AM
And so I ask, why can't more people think like me and Mr Prozac at the post office? What's happened to this once proud nation?"

FW De Clerk, Chipping Norton.

these letters are fun to read. Thanks Jack

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #6 - September 08, 2009, 09:11 AM

'I was set upon by a bunch of drunk buddhists yesterday, they were in their traditional garb of clothes and shaven heads. They seemed upset that I was wearing a shirt that said 'Chelsea' on it, and began ranting something like 'West Ham, West Ham' - no doubt a ritual prayer of some sort.

Now I ask you - if these so called 'lovers of peace and tranquility' really believed that all was inter-connected and that we are all each other in essence, then why the need to make my head bleed and remove my shirt? I don't know about you, but i think their religion is just a cover, hiding the awful truth that behind the mask, just like the Muslims and the Scientoligists, they want to take over the world with their cruel Gods and spastic hating beliefs.

Buddhists? More like a bunch of fottball thugs if you ask me!"

Terry Prozac, Lincolnshire.

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #7 - September 08, 2009, 09:22 AM

If they really were letters to The Sun they would all include the phrase "political correctness gone mad."

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #8 - September 08, 2009, 09:25 AM

and we used to "leave our front doors open"

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #9 - September 08, 2009, 09:31 AM

"Before the muslims came, we used to leave our front doors open, now we have to by law so they can come in and sacrifice our children. It's political correctness gone mad!!'

Anne, Shropshire.

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #10 - September 08, 2009, 09:35 AM

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Re: Letters to The Sun: part one.
Reply #11 - September 08, 2009, 10:49 AM

Rednecks would be proud of such a literary effort across the pond.

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