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How to best acheive marital bliss
OP - October 26, 2009, 12:44 PM

According to the BBC lasting marriages need the following requirements-

1 - Get a wife younger then you (at least 5 years is best)
2- Make sure neither of you are previously divorced
3- Wife should have better education then the husband

Shove that in the faces of women oppressors!

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8325579.stm

(EDIT: I dumbed down the article in this post just to make a point)

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Re: How to best acheive marital bliss
Reply #1 - October 26, 2009, 01:01 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on October 26, 2009, 12:44 PM
According to the BBC lasting marriages need the following requirements-

1 - Get a wife younger then you (at least 5 years is best)
2- Make sure neither of you are previously divorced
3- Wife should have better education then the husband

Shove that in the faces of women oppressors!

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8325579.stm

OK, can any one explain the need for the 3rd requirement please? And how one can Down-grade one's education to meet the 3rd requirement? Cause I got the 1st and 2nd.... LOL

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Re: How to best acheive marital bliss
Reply #2 - October 26, 2009, 01:02 PM

lol that's funny. Although I'm not so sure about the first point!
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Reply #3 - October 26, 2009, 01:06 PM

Quote from: RIBS on October 26, 2009, 01:01 PM
OK, can any one explain the need for the 3rd requirement please? And how one can Down-grade one's education to meet the 3rd requirement? Cause I got the 1st and 2nd.... LOL

They are just research results, you don't need the requirements but the research shows that couples who do have them have a better chance of a lasting marriage statistically.

I just loved the women's education part

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Reply #4 - October 26, 2009, 01:20 PM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on October 26, 2009, 01:06 PM
They are just research results, you don't need the requirements but the research shows that couples who do have them have a better chance of a lasting marriage statistically.

I just loved the women's education part

I love my wife so much and I want our marriage to last forever, and I am surprised why "love" was not mentioned in the research... something like this would do I guess:

4- Make sure you love each other!

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Reply #5 - October 26, 2009, 01:22 PM

Love is mentioned at the bottom of the article. It's not one of the factors of the research though.

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Reply #6 - October 26, 2009, 03:05 PM

I do not understand who is the BBC to tell me how to have a good marriage and how my wife needs to be educated, when the stupid b1tch is a retard. I am happy enough with the phat kunt without needing advice from people. All i need is my good people skills.

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Reply #7 - October 26, 2009, 03:07 PM

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psst.. I am not married.. and I don't have people skills either.

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Reply #8 - October 26, 2009, 03:10 PM

Should take the BBCs advice then

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Re: How to best acheive marital bliss
Reply #9 - October 26, 2009, 07:18 PM

Me old uncle Ed told me it only took a couple of right hooks to her jaw and some kicking after she was floored.

He'd have known about such matters... He was terminally unemployed and the village's top drunk after all.

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