2010 New Year's resolutions/goals

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2010 New Year's resolutions/goals
OP - December 17, 2009, 06:36 PM

Mine are:

Get a hot-ass girlfriend

Read and write arabic, classical and modern (any tips how to go about doing this? i can speak arabic but my reading/writing skills are really poor)

read quran in arabic and translate words using classical arabic - english dictionary, finally see what the true meaning is instead of relying on translators

read more about evolution, cosmology, theology and psychology

quit smoking for good

have fun, fun, fun

what are yours?

EDIT
I think goals might be a better word. I need to add one more thing:

Read more poetry.

Buy an electric guitar and learn how to play. Crazy solos here I come!
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Re: 2010 New Year's resolution
Reply #1 - December 17, 2009, 10:57 PM

I dont make new years resolutions, I can never force myself to follow them just because its a new year (the date is insignificant as its manmade in any case).

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Re: 2010 New Year's resolution
Reply #2 - December 17, 2009, 11:00 PM

Stop swearing, or at least move to a foreign country so that no one understands what I'm saying

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Re: 2010 New Year's resolution
Reply #3 - December 18, 2009, 12:06 AM

To stop making new years resolutions in the future.

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Re: 2010 New Year's resolution
Reply #4 - December 18, 2009, 12:10 AM

Quote from: ras111 on December 17, 2009, 11:00 PM
Stop swearing, or at least move to a foreign country so that no one understands what I'm saying

Don't feel bad--I cuss like a sailor too. Perfect that I've switched to the NAVY

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Re: 2010 New Year's resolution
Reply #5 - December 18, 2009, 12:20 AM

Quote from: BlackDog on December 17, 2009, 06:36 PM
Mine are:

Get a hot-ass girlfriend

Read and write arabic, classical and modern (any tips how to go about doing this? i can speak arabic but my reading/writing skills are really poor)

read quran in arabic and translate words using classical arabic - english dictionary, finally see what the true meaning is instead of relying on translators

read more about evolution, cosmology, theology and psychology

quit smoking for good

have fun, fun, fun

what are yours?

1. Lose 500 pounds
2. Fuck your hot-ass girlfriend
3. Change a homeless man's colostomy bag
4. Dance a festive jig on the grave of a childhood enemy
5. Mainline a speedball
6. OD and die

In that order

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Re: 2010 New Year's resolution
Reply #6 - December 18, 2009, 07:26 AM

lol you leave my hot-ass gf alone! you fat fuck hahaha j/k
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Re: 2010 New Year's resolutions/goals
Reply #7 - December 18, 2009, 11:07 AM

1. Lose 400 pounds
2. Fuck your hot-ass girlfriend, but Q-man can still get his sloppy Seconds.
3. Kiss & Hug a herpes-faced crack-whore.
4. Kiss & Hug all of you guys.
5. Dance a festive jig on the grave of Q-man after he ODs and die.
6. OD and die

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Re: 2010 New Year's resolutions/goals
Reply #8 - December 18, 2009, 11:34 AM

Quit smoking

Save a set amount of money, successfully lol (if you knew how hard this was for me )

Make love to a sexy woman

Have a threesome

I'm confident of success this year.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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Re: 2010 New Year's resolutions/goals
Reply #9 - December 18, 2009, 11:59 AM
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Re: 2010 New Year's resolutions/goals
Reply #10 - December 18, 2009, 12:42 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on December 18, 2009, 11:34 AM
Quit smoking

Save a set amount of money, successfully lol (if you knew how hard this was for me )

Make love to a sexy woman

Have a threesome

I'm confident of success this year.

Any chance of you recording them?

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