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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1290 - October 28, 2011, 12:43 AM
    He comes here often. 
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1291 - October 28, 2011, 12:45 AM
    Quote from: Jema on October 28, 2011, 12:27 AM
    do i know u?


    I rape racc00nz.

    Quote from: BerberElla on October 28, 2011, 12:43 AM
    He comes here often. 


    For the furry lovin.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1292 - October 28, 2011, 12:47 AM
    The shaved furry lovin?   wacko

     Cheesy Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1293 - October 28, 2011, 12:49 AM
    It's different for raccoons. You ladies get some of the long fluffy instead of the short curlies and we'll talk. Besides I don't eat out raccoons, just violently rape them.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1294 - October 28, 2011, 12:54 AM
    You should hang out with abood's dolphins.  They like doing strange things too.   cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1295 - October 28, 2011, 12:59 AM
    How u think the dolphins knew when and where to corner him? We got a pact goin. We call it the "One (raccoon) if by land two (swimmers) if by sea" pact.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1296 - October 28, 2011, 01:01 AM
     Cheesy Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1297 - October 28, 2011, 04:15 AM
    how did i just see this?

     Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1298 - October 31, 2011, 05:41 AM
    ok so...I just came back from watching paranormal 3. I was pretty much pissed (snuck booze in) the whole time  so I don't remember much of the plot. anyone who saw it sober care to explain?  sloshed ima watch it again but still Smiley I'd appreciate your input. Smiley
    "Live a good life. If there are god(s) and they are just, you will be rewarded based on virtue. If they're unjust, then you shouldn't want to worship them. If there are no gods, you will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of others."

    -Re-interpretation of Marcus Aurelius
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1299 - October 31, 2011, 09:18 AM
    Without seeing it I can tell you it's shit. 

    You are welcome.   cool2
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1300 - November 02, 2011, 05:04 PM
    I've been drunk or high, every single weekend since mid June.

    Life is good  bunny
    Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1301 - November 13, 2011, 01:24 PM
    Quote from: Jema on October 06, 2011, 03:16 AM
    k so just camea backe for m the afroscarribane society event at a club with amy fsrsernd and im blats drunk
    i had
    1 single vodka crabberyy juice
    1 double skovda coke
    1 single vodksa coke
    1 fuji vailillan maritni
    2 glasses of champagen

    lolol it was so much fuannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i cant wait to go again on firdayyyyyy


    hahaahahahahahahahahahahah

    ahahahaha


    lightweight. I literally laughed my ass-off. Half a 70cl of vodka just starts getting me tipsy.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1302 - November 13, 2011, 01:33 PM
    So anyway, its nice seeing you drunkards getting drunk, I have retired from drinking thankfully kept my liver intact. I am soon going to be driving so I decided to put the alcohol down and decided to just stick to doing cocaine every-once in a while.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1303 - November 13, 2011, 10:31 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on November 13, 2011, 01:24 PM
    hahaahahahahahahahahahahah

    ahahahaha


    lightweight. I literally laughed my ass-off. Half a 70cl of vodka just starts getting me tipsy.

    Ah yes, boast about how you’ve developed a tolerance for the drug known as alcohol. As though that’s a good thing…
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1304 - November 13, 2011, 10:56 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on November 13, 2011, 01:24 PM
    hahaahahahahahahahahahahah
    ahahahaha
    lightweight. I literally laughed my ass-off. Half a 70cl of vodka just starts getting me tipsy.

    your liver, just like everyone else, must loathe you
    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1305 - November 13, 2011, 11:18 PM
    Quote from: Kodanshi on November 13, 2011, 10:31 PM
    Ah yes, boast about how you’ve developed a tolerance for the drug known as alcohol. As though that’s a good thing…

     Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1306 - November 14, 2011, 07:24 AM
    Had some great sangria and tapas at a Cuban joint in Camden Town yesterday.  Yummy.
    Against the ruin of the world, there
    is only one defense: the creative act.

    -- Kenneth Rexroth
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1307 - November 14, 2011, 07:34 AM
    When it comes to alcohol I would sit here and say I am never drinking again, but I'd be fibbing, however after saturday night's over drinking, puking, puking all day the next day disaster, I can say I'm never drinking like THAT again.

    I remember making the taxi driver stop so I could be sick, some group of assholes walking past and taking the piss.  Me not puking anymore and losing my temper and chasing after them to fight them (as if I could take on all 4 men and the 2 girls together but you know when you are drunk them odds look better Grin ) then being bundled back in the taxi and not much more after that.

    Fuck whiskey.  I think that is what tipped me over the edge.  Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1308 - November 18, 2011, 10:13 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on November 14, 2011, 07:34 AM
    When it comes to alcohol I would sit here and say I am never drinking again, but I'd be fibbing, however after saturday night's over drinking, puking, puking all day the next day disaster, I can say I'm never drinking like THAT again.

    I remember making the taxi driver stop so I could be sick, some group of assholes walking past and taking the piss.  Me not puking anymore and losing my temper and chasing after them to fight them (as if I could take on all 4 men and the 2 girls together but you know when you are drunk them odds look better Grin ) then being bundled back in the taxi and not much more after that.

    Fuck whiskey.  I think that is what tipped me over the edge.  Cheesy




     wacko

    LOL. I can just imagine that whole scene. I get all lovey when I am drunk, the only time I go abit emotional and crazy is when something is weighing heavily on me and I am using the alcohol as an escape. Though I have not drank for a while now. I can put the drink down without a problem, since I know I like to drink alot, and then that takes too much energy to recover better not to start drinking. 
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1309 - November 18, 2011, 10:15 PM
    Quote from: Jema on November 13, 2011, 10:56 PM
    your liver, just like everyone else, must loathe you


    I always find it amusing at a few words a person of your background can utter.  Roll Eyes
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1310 - November 19, 2011, 07:32 AM
    fuck. i'm drunk. was supposed to go with my sister to a party but we weren't feeling it, so we went to a resto-bar to get some wines then we went to a bar and we were planning on going to the party after but the bar manager is my sister's gf and omg she is soo fucking hot and just amazinggg. and theyre soo effing cute together like OMG!!!! and i think one of the bartenders was hitting on me. but anyway, we're saving the "big night" for tomorrow since our friends couldn't make it tonight and we were supposed to have a big group.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1311 - November 19, 2011, 08:30 AM
    Quote from: Abood on November 19, 2011, 07:32 AM
    was supposed to go with my sister to a party but we weren't feeling it, so we went to a resto-bar to get some wines then we went to a bar and we were planning on going to the party after but the bar manager is my sister's gf and omg she is soo fucking hot and just amazinggg.


    ^ Jesus Christ with egg in his beard, that is one really long sentence! mysmilie_977
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1312 - November 19, 2011, 09:28 AM
    Proud to be an ape.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk
    Before Jesus was, I AM.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1313 - November 19, 2011, 12:08 PM
    That clip was amazing. Cocaine monkey's would really impress me though.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1314 - November 19, 2011, 04:58 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on November 18, 2011, 10:15 PM
    I always find it amusing at a few words a person of your background can utter.  Roll Eyes

    say whaaa'
    sry cunt und3rstand u cz of dA lil voCab i gots cz of ma ''bAckgr0unD" init

    Quote from: Abood on November 19, 2011, 07:32 AM
    but anyway, we're saving the "big night" for tomorrow since our friends couldn't make it tonight and we were supposed to have a big group.

    Your mission: get laid
    Report back in 2 days at 900 hours, comrade
    *smacks aboodle's butt*
    go get'em

    Started from the bottom, now I'm here
    Started from the bottom, now my whole extended family's here

    JOIN THE CHAT
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1315 - December 17, 2011, 09:08 AM
    i went clubbing and met this really cute guy and we were dancing and stuffz and we got really close and then he said "i don't kiss on the first date"..what the fucK!! he even gave me his number, but that is absolute bullokcks! we were all over each othr!!

    and then he left and i started dancin with a girl and i was all over her, and then i was like what's your name and i couldnt even hear her... but then i asked her when the music stoppd and we were leaving and she could barely speak english Cheesy so i just got her name and told her "youre cute" and she was liek "thank you"

    and i danced with another guy and he didnt understand english as well. Cheesy he was on stage and i was at the bottom of the stage and he told me to come up and i told him to come down and he told me to come up and i told him to come down but he won and he pulled me up. then i started dancing with him and speaking to him and he was speakin in french and i was like WHAT, loool and we tried understanding each other then i was like FUCK IT we're just gonna dance  Cheesy

    good night, good night. my friend and i ended up chilling outside with a bunch of people. and this girl was like "hey youre cute" andi was like "YOU TOO!" and she was like "RU GAY" and i was like "no im bisexual" and she was like "YOU SHOULD GO GAY!" and then i was like "RU GAY??!"" and she was like "YEHEHH!!"' loolzzz
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1316 - December 17, 2011, 03:07 PM
    fuck meee i was soo drunk. i fell asleep, woke up early in the morning and was still drunk.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1317 - December 17, 2011, 07:57 PM
    Quote from: Abood on December 17, 2011, 09:08 AM
    i went clubbing and met this really cute guy and we were dancing and stuffz and we got really close and then he said "i don't kiss on the first date"..what the fucK!! he even gave me his number, but that is absolute bullokcks! we were all over each othr!!

    and then he left and i started dancin with a girl and i was all over her, and then i was like what's your name and i couldnt even hear her... but then i asked her when the music stoppd and we were leaving and she could barely speak english Cheesy so i just got her name and told her "youre cute" and she was liek "thank you"

    and i danced with another guy and he didnt understand english as well. Cheesy he was on stage and i was at the bottom of the stage and he told me to come up and i told him to come down and he told me to come up and i told him to come down but he won and he pulled me up. then i started dancing with him and speaking to him and he was speakin in french and i was like WHAT, loool and we tried understanding each other then i was like FUCK IT we're just gonna dance  Cheesy

    good night, good night. my friend and i ended up chilling outside with a bunch of people. and this girl was like "hey youre cute" andi was like "YOU TOO!" and she was like "RU GAY" and i was like "no im bisexual" and she was like "YOU SHOULD GO GAY!" and then i was like "RU GAY??!"" and she was like "YEHEHH!!"' loolzzz

    You are so the man! Teach me, master! Afro
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1318 - December 17, 2011, 08:51 PM
    Abood, is your sister an ex-Muslim and bisexual as well?

    Also, there's nothing hotter than a hot guy speaking French Tongue
    قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
    مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

    قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
    حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

    ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
    لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1319 - December 17, 2011, 10:06 PM
    ^ J’ai les pantalons bleu!
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