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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #240 - May 16, 2010, 03:03 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 16, 2010, 02:59 PM
    Huh?

    Ok, replace "wear bowler hats" with "all read the Telegraph".  Wink
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #241 - May 16, 2010, 03:05 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 16, 2010, 03:01 PM
    Are you a habby drunk Pilly? *hick, gives disarrayed stare*


    Nine times out of ten, yeah  Afro
    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #242 - May 16, 2010, 03:06 PM
    Quote
    Ok, replace "wear bowler hats" with "all read the Telegraph".  Wink


    Lol nope. I live in a very studenty town.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #243 - May 16, 2010, 03:07 PM
    Quote from: billy on May 16, 2010, 03:00 PM
    I only get really mashed when I hit the spirits after drinking wine or beer. If I stick to one I usually don't get into trouble. But I have been cursed with a tongue for whisky, and I drink it neat, never a mixer, at the most some rocks, and when I am drunk I knock them back.

    Its all about knowing your limits. When I get drunk sensibly, I'll take it easy, even take a pause to pace myself, and have a mellow high all evening. So its all about knowing your limits - but the problem is when I am really happy and drunk I forget what a limit is, and when the whisky bottle comes out, I can be in trouble.



    I'm also particularly partial to whisky, especially bourbon. You're wise to try to follow the 'grape and grain' rule, mixing drinks is usually a recipe for disaster. If dining before going out I'll usually stick to red wine. If going straight clubbing then rum and coke. If going somewhere with a decently stocked bar, let the whisky flow...  dance
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #244 - May 16, 2010, 03:08 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 16, 2010, 03:06 PM
    Lol nope. I live in a very studenty town.

    Ah, so bowler hats should have been traffic cones, in that case.  Wink
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #245 - May 16, 2010, 03:09 PM
     Cheesy
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #246 - May 16, 2010, 05:52 PM
    I'm still hungover. I feel really shit. It's making it really hard to revise.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #247 - May 16, 2010, 06:49 PM
    In heaven we won't have hangovers Smiley

    But then again, as a woman, you will have a different kind of headache. But hey at least the wine will be plentiful.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #248 - May 16, 2010, 06:50 PM
    In heaven you don't get hangovers because the alcohol isn't alcoholic.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #249 - May 16, 2010, 07:03 PM
    I said a different kind of headaches because of the 72 virgins. I make it sound like some sort of Disney movie where you have to manage and take care of the 101 dalmat.. I mean 72 bitche.. no that's the wrong word again.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #250 - May 16, 2010, 07:05 PM
    I know. I was just pointing out that it doesn't matter if the wine is plentiful, there's no alcohol.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #251 - May 16, 2010, 07:26 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 16, 2010, 07:03 PM
    I said a different kind of headaches because of the 72 virgins. I make it sound like some sort of Disney movie where you have to manage and take care of the 101 dalmat.. I mean 72 bitche.. no that's the wrong word again.

    There Will Be Blood

    Oh, this isn't the movie thread?  whistling2
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #252 - May 17, 2010, 02:19 AM
    I want stromboli
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #253 - May 20, 2010, 04:13 AM
    I was thinking... reading the Quran while drunk. Or high. Or both.

    One day soon Inshallah  dance

    I also want to read it in lul cat mode and miaaow out the words.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #254 - May 20, 2010, 06:39 AM
    Is this the seriously hungover thread?   Cry lol I am hanging.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #255 - May 20, 2010, 06:50 AM
     dance

    you went out yesterday?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #256 - May 20, 2010, 06:57 AM
    Nope, a few girls from my college came back here and we got absolutely hammered lol it was a good night.  All 3 of us ladies  have the loudest mouths in our class, so trust me it was a loud night as we all tried to outspeak each other.

    No one can beat me though.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #257 - May 20, 2010, 07:02 AM
    Grin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #258 - May 20, 2010, 09:00 AM
    I was drunk the other day. It's funny how 'one drink after work' so easily becomes 5 drinks and a hangover. And yes, I'm a light-weight.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #259 - May 20, 2010, 09:11 AM
    Never drink on a working day.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #260 - May 20, 2010, 09:19 AM
    Always drink on a working day Afro
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #261 - May 20, 2010, 09:39 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on May 20, 2010, 06:39 AM
    Is this the seriously hungover thread?   Cry lol I am hanging.


    Get a bacon sandwhich inside ya girl.

    Maybe even a little hair of the dog.

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #262 - May 20, 2010, 06:06 PM
    i wish I had.  I am marvin lol been at college all day, missed lunch due to an appointment.  I was all over excited like "yeah, I am gonna kill that plate of food" when dinner comes, then the power cuts out and we get told there will be no food.

    Just got back.  It's a bacon sammich for me right now.   Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #263 - May 22, 2010, 06:14 AM
    Fuck. Haven't been this drunk in fucking ages. WOoo.. 'twas my friend's birthday. dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #264 - May 22, 2010, 12:44 PM
    Finished work, about to go to an 18th birthday party. I'm loosening up with a couple Jägerbombs; Jägermeister with Red Bull. Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #265 - May 22, 2010, 12:57 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 20, 2010, 09:19 AM
    Always drink on a working day Afro

    The trick is in ensuring you don't create a HR incident when drinking at the office.  bunny
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #266 - May 23, 2010, 06:41 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 20, 2010, 09:19 AM
    Always drink on a working day Afro

    That's not coffee!  dance
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #267 - May 23, 2010, 08:28 PM
    Coffee is horrible. Alcohol tastes better.
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #268 - May 23, 2010, 09:19 PM
    Coffee with alcohol?  yes
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #269 - May 24, 2010, 07:05 AM
    I am off the alcohol for awhile.

    Went out drinking by the river on friday after college, I didn't even drink as much as I normally can, only had 3 vodkas mixed with tropical juice and a tequila shot, and the next thing you know a mate from college is helping me throw up somewhere and getting me safely home where I proceeded to puke most of the night and most of the next day.

    It wasn't fun at all.   Cry

    I was hugging the toilet bowl like it was my best friend man.

    No more drinking for the berbs.  Not strong drinks anyway.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
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