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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #570 - September 11, 2010, 02:23 PM
    Quote from: Abood on September 10, 2010, 03:06 PM
    Hahaha. I hadn't had a drop of alcohol for like two months till I got back here. My tolerance is at an all-time low.

    Same here. Going out drinking tonight, it's a pound for double vodka + mixer (before 12) so should get quite drunk tonight  parrot
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #571 - September 11, 2010, 02:29 PM
    Enjoy Peru!

    I'll be out tonight too, I'll stick to whisky and coke I think!
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #572 - September 11, 2010, 04:13 PM
    Going to another party tonight. Open bar. Wink
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #573 - September 11, 2010, 04:40 PM
    Got a pass tonight. Bottle of red and a hot date with the PS3.  Cool
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #574 - September 11, 2010, 04:44 PM
    Quote from: Pariah on September 10, 2010, 07:59 PM
    I'm drinking for Eid. dance


    I had a rather manly shandy after work yesterday evening. Grin

    (Have real low tolerance ... I don't drink often to be honest ... )
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #575 - September 11, 2010, 04:45 PM
    Quote from: thinkfree on September 11, 2010, 04:40 PM
    Got a pass tonight. Bottle of red and a hot date with the PS3.  Cool

    Grin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #576 - September 11, 2010, 04:54 PM
    Quote from: HighOctane on September 11, 2010, 04:44 PM
    I had a rather manly shandy after work yesterday evening. Grin

    (Have real low tolerance ... I don't drink often to be honest ... )

    Trying to get drunk on Shandy alone could be a fun experiment for the next meet-up.*  dance

    *We'll sit near a bathroom, don't worry.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #577 - September 11, 2010, 06:34 PM
    A guy, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house, was contemplating how the future would be after he had divorced his wife, lost his children and lost his job.

    He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it. He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, “You are the reason I don’ t have a wife”, second bottle, “You are the reason I don’t have my children”, third bottle “You are the reason I lost my job”.

    He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer. He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says “Stand aside my dear friend, I know you were not involved”.
    ...
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #578 - September 11, 2010, 06:36 PM
    Lol.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #579 - September 11, 2010, 06:38 PM
     Cheesy
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #580 - September 11, 2010, 11:55 PM
    Ahoy!!!!!

    *falls on floor*
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #581 - September 12, 2010, 01:10 AM
    Quote from: Poopycock on September 11, 2010, 11:55 PM
    Ahoy!!!!!

    *falls on floor*


    Ahoy yerself!  Lively Wench!

    Git me summore beer to go with me Curry!!
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #582 - September 12, 2010, 09:26 AM
    Right away Cap'n!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #583 - September 12, 2010, 11:21 AM
    Had two bottles of Westons Perry last night, and then threw it all up Tongue I don't seem to have any tolerance any more lol.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #584 - September 12, 2010, 11:28 AM
    That Perry is lethal.  Cheesy
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #585 - September 12, 2010, 11:29 AM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on September 12, 2010, 11:21 AM
    Had two bottles of Westons Perry last night, and then threw it all up Tongue I don't seem to have any tolerance any more lol.


    Hahahaha!  Aww, next time. Tongue  far away hug
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #586 - September 12, 2010, 11:54 AM
    It was ok, I think I was still pretty drunk after that for the rest of the night. I recovered pretty quick after throwing it up and still had fun Wink
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #587 - September 12, 2010, 12:00 PM
    Ohh you're one of those get sick and carry on drinking type? I can never do that! I seldom get sick while drinking and if it ever happens, I just have to go and sleep it off. Tongue

    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #588 - September 12, 2010, 12:09 PM
    Depending on how sick I am Tongue I didn't drink after that last night though. Was tempted to go home, but had some food first and felt better so went back out again Tongue
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #589 - September 12, 2010, 12:35 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on September 12, 2010, 12:09 PM
    Depending on how sick I am Tongue I didn't drink after that last night though. Was tempted to go home, but had some food first and felt better so went back out again Tongue


    Haha, some greasy food always helps. Tongue

    It's funny that sometimes I drink (especially when I mix them) and feel really really ill and dizzy, and the way I am I get a little panicky and my friends are like all fussing over me.  Then I just pop out and get fresh air and in 5mins I'm back to being sober and back on the dance floor lol. 

    So unless I'm proper sick, all I need is some fresh air! Tends to work for most people I think. Smiley
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #590 - September 12, 2010, 12:42 PM
    Feeling surprisingly good after that bottle last night. At the bourbon now, watching F1.
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #591 - September 12, 2010, 12:43 PM
    ugh.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #592 - September 12, 2010, 12:44 PM
    Close your eyes and imagine I'm drinking light beer and watching Nascar? Tongue
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #593 - September 12, 2010, 01:05 PM
    nah I meant ugh I finish a whole lot of vodka last night and haven't slept yet.  Time to head to bed.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #594 - September 12, 2010, 01:07 PM
    Sweet dreams. Grin
    Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the backdrop of the perfect worlds we seek.
    Propagandhi - Failed States
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #595 - September 13, 2010, 10:31 PM
    I'm like r=REALLT drunk. 2 Gunesses, 1 Stella, some Irish Whisky and 2 shots of a Greek drink that I don't remember the name of. It's 37.5% .
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #596 - September 13, 2010, 10:34 PM
    good on ya man - keep going but make sure no-one catches you!
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #597 - September 13, 2010, 10:37 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on September 13, 2010, 10:31 PM
    I'm like r=REALLT drunk. 2 Gunesses, 1 Stella, some Irish Whisky and 2 shots of a Greek drink that I don't remember the name of. It's 37.5% .



    Heyyy dude, record a voice clip while you're drunk - your accent is sooo cute!  dance
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #598 - September 13, 2010, 10:38 PM
    or better still a video clip of you doing the classic drunken Iraqi dance
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #599 - September 13, 2010, 10:39 PM
    Remember, she's not real, IA.
    fuck you
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