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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #660 - October 04, 2010, 09:05 PM

I like wearing your shart, has a real earthy feel to it

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #661 - October 06, 2010, 11:39 PM

Oh Boy, My Image of Coco pops has changed , from a mouthwatering lovely morning cereal to that. I dont think it will be on my grocery list again

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #662 - October 07, 2010, 12:21 AM

Don't worry, it's all about Choco Snaps anyway. As they are more aerodynamic you can shart them alot further allowing for many more hours of chocolatey fun!
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #663 - October 07, 2010, 12:33 AM

shimmy shimmy coco pop
shimmy shimmy pow

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #664 - October 07, 2010, 11:55 AM

I missed this thread. Where were you when I threw up thrice in a night?
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #665 - October 07, 2010, 12:00 PM

wharrup killer?

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #666 - October 07, 2010, 12:01 PM

i'll take two bottles

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #667 - October 09, 2010, 09:00 AM

I have a hangover :( just threw up too, at least my stomach feels better.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #668 - October 09, 2010, 10:57 AM

Quote from: PeruvianSkies on October 09, 2010, 09:00 AM
I have a hangover :( just threw up too, at least my stomach feels better.

Join the club, I was supposed to go to work today, but I over did it with the vodka last night, I was sick last night, and now in the morning I feel like shit, can't eat but I am forcing myself to eat pizza from last night, and I feel really, really sick! and have a slight headache.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #669 - October 10, 2010, 01:56 AM

Im tooo drunqk to post here , do i win ??

According to the polls only 1.6 % of Americans are athiests. So what gives you the right to call the other 80% morons?'
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #670 - October 10, 2010, 02:16 AM

nah youre just right.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #671 - October 10, 2010, 09:32 PM

Quote from: Mutha Kuffar on October 10, 2010, 01:56 AM
Im tooo drunqk to post here , do i win ??

No, only those that were too inebriated to post did

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #672 - October 10, 2010, 10:40 PM

Beer get me drunk so fast, but navah makes me sick HAAAA HAAAAA HAAAAA

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #673 - October 11, 2010, 01:18 AM

Getting drunk on aged Irish Whiskey
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #674 - October 16, 2010, 01:14 AM

omfg i am so drunk

GOD DO YOU HEAR ME? IT'S ME BLACKDOG

I am so proud of myself, 7-9 beers, 3-4 mixers, 3-4 shots

and i am still here, still standing on my feet. I just had a kebab. I wish I had more.

I love this forum

I love getting paid

I love my salary

I love having money

I would thank God but where is he for the poor people?

Anyways I found this thread

Why is it not stickied
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #675 - October 16, 2010, 01:15 AM

Quote from: Dick Hymen on October 11, 2010, 01:18 AM
Getting drunk on aged Irish Whiskey

Brother
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #676 - October 16, 2010, 01:17 AM

GOD DO YOU HEAR ME?

IT'S ME BLACKDOG.

I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU. WHY HAVE YOU HURT SO MANY?

WHY?

YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DO YOU HATE US? YOU MADE US THEN YOU HATE US.

ALLAH.

I AM HERE AN ANT BEFORE YOU AND I AM NOT SCARED SO WHAT YOU CAN DESTROY ME BUT I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING WRONG. I HAVE NOT HURT BABIES. YOU HAVE.

I LOVE LIFE

I do

I love women

I love video games

Yeah that's pretty much it lol
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #677 - October 16, 2010, 02:03 AM

^ what a bitch.

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #678 - October 16, 2010, 02:05 AM

:(
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #679 - October 16, 2010, 02:09 AM

Homo erotic hug?

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
My political philosophy below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
Just kidding, here are some true heros
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #680 - October 16, 2010, 02:09 AM

lol
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #681 - October 16, 2010, 02:24 AM

Quote from: BlackDog on October 16, 2010, 01:17 AM
GOD DO YOU HEAR ME?

IT'S ME BLACKDOG.

I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU. WHY HAVE YOU HURT SO MANY?
*drunk talk*

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In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
Can't it be, can't it be mine

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #682 - October 16, 2010, 03:33 AM

I am also drunk. Liefe is good.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #683 - October 16, 2010, 07:12 AM

Quote from: MoeAlharbi on October 16, 2010, 02:24 AM
(Clicky for piccy!)

Did you make that one?
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #684 - October 16, 2010, 01:00 PM

I like Jameson's. It has a nice, soft surface and the after bite warms the throat without being harsh.
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #685 - October 16, 2010, 01:02 PM

Quote from: BlackDog on October 16, 2010, 01:17 AM
GOD DO YOU HEAR ME?

IT'S ME BLACKDOG.

I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU. WHY HAVE YOU HURT SO MANY?

WHY?

YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DO YOU HATE US? YOU MADE US THEN YOU HATE US.

ALLAH.

I AM HERE AN ANT BEFORE YOU AND I AM NOT SCARED SO WHAT YOU CAN DESTROY ME BUT I HAVE NOT DONE ANYTHING WRONG. I HAVE NOT HURT BABIES. YOU HAVE.

I LOVE LIFE

I do

I love women

I love video games

Yeah that's pretty much it lol

I want to be like you.
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #686 - October 16, 2010, 03:45 PM

Was supposed to be getting drunk today, but I have a terrible cold! The last time I drank on a cold I had a really bad hangover!

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #687 - October 16, 2010, 03:47 PM

You should have a hot whiskey.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #688 - October 16, 2010, 03:55 PM

I might have a quarter of whiskey or brandy it might help me, sooth the pain a little.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #689 - October 16, 2010, 04:21 PM

Got really drunk all by myself last night. Half a bottle of Vodka in shots and 2 beers. I remember that I threw up some of it and slept. I have THE worst hangover right now. I drank two glasses of water and had an omelet but it's still there. My head hurts and I have stomach upset. I need some goddamn Aspirin right now
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