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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #750 - November 03, 2010, 02:03 AM
    By the way, the first time I got well and goodly pissed was on Friday.  I got my lip pierced on Saturday, got wasted on Saturday and Sunday too (Halloween weekend - and because I enjoyed Friday so much) and now I find out that I'm not allowed to drink for the next six weeks while my piercing heals.  Don't know why I couldn't have got it done before I discovered the joys of drinking  Cry
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #751 - November 03, 2010, 02:34 AM
    Quote from: Rev. Winton Dupree on November 03, 2010, 01:54 AM
    Vodka is good, you decadent capitalist dogs.


    It's growing on me comrade, please have mercy before reporting me to the Party!

    Quote from: laces on November 03, 2010, 02:03 AM
    By the way, the first time I got well and goodly pissed was on Friday.  I got my lip pierced on Saturday, got wasted on Saturday and Sunday too (Halloween weekend - and because I enjoyed Friday so much) and now I find out that I'm not allowed to drink for the next six weeks while my piercing heals.  Don't know why I couldn't have got it done before I discovered the joys of drinking  Cry


    I had a great night for Halloween too, proper piss-up. I drank beer, three (or four?) shots of vodka and this giant fishbowl with four shots of some fruity shit in there called "the Cauldron". That night rinsed my wallet, now I'm stuck on £4 a day until the end of the month :(
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #752 - November 03, 2010, 04:24 AM
    Quote from: Rev. Winton Dupree on November 03, 2010, 01:54 AM
    Vodka is good, you decadent capitalist dogs.


    We need to go drinking someday Q-man. You like vodka, which is fucking cool grin12
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #753 - November 03, 2010, 06:09 PM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on November 03, 2010, 02:34 AM
    I had a great night for Halloween too, proper piss-up. I drank beer, three (or four?) shots of vodka and this giant fishbowl with four shots of some fruity shit in there called "the Cauldron". That night rinsed my wallet, now I'm stuck on £4 a day until the end of the month :(

    Its worth it if you had a good night though eh  Wink   
    Thankfully Im still a bit of a lightweight so my money doesnt go too fast on drinks (plus I get guys to buy them for me  Tongue ) , I can get drunk off maybe 4 smirnoff ices which sets me back only maybe 6 pounds  grin12
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #754 - November 05, 2010, 06:23 PM
    This thread should be stickied. It is an important thread. Drinking is part an ex-muslims identity.

    So I'm trying this new rum; Brugal Rum Anejo. coño it's good.



    Where as Captain Morgan tastes like frat boy's favorite rum the Brugal is a rum for connoisseurs. A bottle you can keep in your liquor cabinet and not hide or be embarrassed about when guests come over.

    Not to take anything away from Captain Morgan which is still a good rum. But when the Brugal is served it's time for the Captain Morgan to go to bed. Put on pajamas, go potty and natty.

    It is a rum with a lot of favors, dark taste, sweet, but not too sugary. When had straight on rocks there is a definite after bite, the liquor is felt, it does slightly remind me of the harsh end of a bad tequila shot, but not a scorching one. The sensation is warm, it is a nice kick. And not the convulsive effect of low end tequila.

    I have mixed it with coke, lemon and ice. Good, solid combination that doesn't taste overly sweet.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #755 - November 05, 2010, 06:37 PM
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #756 - November 05, 2010, 06:50 PM
    I have that sweet whore in the fridge now. I will rub the rum and the vodka against each other and make toffee babies.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #757 - November 05, 2010, 09:20 PM
    I am tipsy too... I decided to fuck the fireworks, alcohol and fireworks don't mix. Went to the shop to buy fireworks, looked around and went: "huh that beer is on offer, fuck the fireworks I want the beer"
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #758 - November 05, 2010, 09:22 PM
    Vodka tastes like those head-cleaners you used to get for VCRs, if you're an 80s baby you'll know what I mean!
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #759 - November 05, 2010, 09:24 PM
    So after the beer, I went and bought some vodka! fuck it.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #760 - November 05, 2010, 09:44 PM
    liquor make me sick now Cry I wish I could get used to it
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #761 - November 05, 2010, 09:49 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on November 05, 2010, 09:22 PM
    Vodka tastes like those head-cleaners you used to get for VCRs, if you're an 80s baby you'll know what I mean!

    everyone still knows what a VCR is, Tut.
    Quote from: King Tut on November 05, 2010, 09:24 PM
    So after the beer, I went and bought some vodka! fuck it.

    NEVER drink beer first, that's a lesson I learned the first time I drank.
    A wise man once told me: Liquor before beer, in the clear. Beer before liquor, never sicker!
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #762 - November 05, 2010, 09:51 PM
    What are you drinking, Moe?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #763 - November 05, 2010, 10:06 PM
    I current only drink beer.
    here is a list of all the liquors I've drank:
    -Jack Daniels                                      - Russian Standard
    -Crown Royal (Canadian whiskey)          - Rossi D'Asiago (lemoncello)
    -Smirnoff                                          - Bacardi
    -Absolut                                            - Malibu Caribbean rum
    -Grey Goose                                       - had a glass of wine once
    -Prince Igor
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #764 - November 05, 2010, 10:19 PM
    What do you mix them with, Moe?
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #765 - November 05, 2010, 10:32 PM
    Here are my favourites:

    Lemoncello + Malibu Caribbean (coconut flavoured) + on the rocks = orgasm

    Vodka + really concentrated fruit punch (from powder mix) = strong alcohol and tastes like candy (I have a sweet tooth)
    *BONUS* I like to freeze it and drink it like a slushie! dance

    Whiskey + coke/root beer = it's awesome if you choose root beer!
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #766 - November 05, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Well, that sounds alright.  I don't get why its making you sick, unless you're  switching from one drink to another throughout the evening.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #767 - November 05, 2010, 11:06 PM
    Real men and women drink liquor, beer and wine from a rusty, ash-trodden canister.

    Makes you grow hair on your forehead. Isn't that right Cheetah?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #768 - November 05, 2010, 11:15 PM
    Real men and women grow hair on their forehead regardless of what they drink from.   dance
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #769 - November 05, 2010, 11:23 PM
    ^^ I would step in front of a derailed freight train for this woman.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #770 - November 05, 2010, 11:43 PM
    What would be a nice beer for a beginner like me? I've never liked the smell of beer. Would I be better off with cider instead (I like apple jews, lol).
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #771 - November 05, 2010, 11:46 PM
    Cider is nice in small doses, but it can be a bit sickening.  I wouldn't get drunk on the stuff, try a light beer.  Budweiser or something else that experienced drinkers contemptuously describe as pish.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #772 - November 05, 2010, 11:49 PM
    HE HE! DRUNK!  Kiss
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #773 - November 05, 2010, 11:58 PM
     whistling2
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #774 - November 06, 2010, 02:17 AM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on November 05, 2010, 11:43 PM
    What would be a nice beer for a beginner like me? I've never liked the smell of beer. Would I be better off with cider instead (I like apple jews, lol).

    Start like all men do, get a Budweiser.
    If you're a chick, then start like all men do, get a Budweiser.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #775 - November 06, 2010, 10:35 AM
    LOL at mixing! you'll just ruined a perfect drink.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #776 - November 06, 2010, 10:38 AM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on November 05, 2010, 11:43 PM
    What would be a nice beer for a beginner like me? I've never liked the smell of beer. Would I be better off with cider instead (I like apple jews, lol).


    My first ever drink was Smirnoff and Red Bull. My first beer was Guinness. Cider does taste better then Beer, but to be honest you might as well stay away from that.

    After a while you get used to the taste, so it does not really matter.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #777 - November 07, 2010, 01:56 AM
    Quote from: Cheetah on November 05, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Well, that sounds alright.  I don't get why its making you sick, unless you're  switching from one drink to another throughout the evening.

    well when it comes to liquor, I get sick faster than I get drunk.
    When it comes to beer, I get drunk instantly, and not feel feel sick at all.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #778 - November 12, 2010, 10:13 PM
    Malibu with Jägermeister and Pineapple juice on the rocks = PURE WIN

    Jägerbomb (Jägermeister + Red Bull) = PURE PURE WIN WIN

    Malibu with Pineapple = Iz OK, doesn't have the same rich consistency as the first mix

    Malibu with Dark Rum = MAJOR FAIL (don't try)
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #779 - November 12, 2010, 10:20 PM
    Tonight is G&T (Gin and Tonic) night!!  dance
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