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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #840 - November 25, 2010, 07:43 AM
    Quote from: zoomi on November 25, 2010, 06:27 AM
    Sigh, you'll get used to it ging, then you'll love it  Smiley

    In other news, I got super drunk on the weekend and made out with one of my friends' girlfriend...she just came up to me out of the blue and started making out with me! WTF? I must be a chick magnet  Cool


    Vids or it didn't happen.  bunny
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #841 - November 25, 2010, 07:45 AM
    Quote from: deusvult on November 25, 2010, 07:43 AM
    Lady boys don't count


    Grin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #842 - November 25, 2010, 12:37 PM
    Quote from: GodIsNotGreat on November 25, 2010, 04:28 AM
    I had beer for the first time today. It was fucking disgusting. vomit

    Try Corona! It is much milder taste.. Again, you will need a lot of time to get used to.
    Quote from: zoomi on November 25, 2010, 06:27 AM
    Sigh, you'll get used to it ging, then you'll love it  Smiley

    In other news, I got super drunk on the weekend and made out with one of my friends' girlfriend...she just came up to me out of the blue and started making out with me! WTF? I must be a chick magnet  Cool

    Quote from: BlackDog on November 25, 2010, 07:23 AM
    +1 on beer

    and yeah +1 on the chick magnet thing

    Just this morning, while waiting at the bus stop, a girl walked up to me and stuck her tongue in my mouth, I reciprocated. Another beautiful day in the life of BlackDog.

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #843 - November 25, 2010, 01:36 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on November 13, 2010, 01:33 AM
    However, I noticed that I have some mysterious red dots between my eyebrows. They're not zits or anything epicutaneous (cannot be felt). My friends in advanced years said they are subcutaneous blood clots that have been formed as a reaction to internal bleeding.




    Count yourself lucky.  It could have easily been a spunk dribbling knob drawn in permanent marker...
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #844 - November 26, 2010, 01:39 AM
    I'm watching the History Channel's "The Universe" on 3 beers, which is enough to get me buzzed since I don't drink that often. Makes the program more worth while. My jaw keeps dropping every second as I learn more about Saturn Afro
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #845 - November 26, 2010, 02:21 PM
    Is there an online link to it?  I found only this one on youtube & looks pretty good

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYdsWKztQ7I
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #846 - November 26, 2010, 03:59 PM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on November 26, 2010, 01:39 AM
    I'm watching the History Channel's "The Universe" on 3 beers, which is enough to get me buzzed since I don't drink that often. Makes the program more worth while. My jaw keeps dropping every second as I learn more about Saturn Afro


    No matter how much I drink, French and Saunders is still not funny.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #847 - November 26, 2010, 05:18 PM
    French & Saunders is not male humour
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #848 - November 27, 2010, 01:48 AM
    if it wasn't for islame i wouldn't find this thread

    i am so drunk


    lesson 1 when a girl is brushing against you and you feel her breast against you dont leave to another place no matter what you friend says

    now i am home alone fml
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #849 - November 27, 2010, 01:50 AM
    You're not alone.  You've got us & better still, you're right hand Wink
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #850 - November 27, 2010, 02:13 AM
    I don't need any drink tonight, I am already tired by.. you know ahem...
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #851 - November 27, 2010, 02:21 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on November 27, 2010, 01:48 AM
    if it wasn't for islame i wouldn't find this thread

    i am so drunk


    lesson 1 when a girl is brushing against you and you feel her breast against you dont leave to another place no matter what you friend says

    now i am home alone fml



    You hermer...  

    Anyways something like that happened to me one new year's eve.  I spent the evening downing vodka, went for the count down and went back to find my friend's sister wanting some consolation because her boyfriend left her, and I fell asleep as soon as my arse hit the couch.  
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

    One very horny Turk I met on the net.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #852 - November 27, 2010, 08:28 AM
    Quote from: IsLame on November 27, 2010, 01:50 AM
    You're not alone.  You've got us & better still, you're right hand Wink

    We're beautiful people

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #853 - November 28, 2010, 06:27 PM
    Im Bweeting
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #854 - November 28, 2010, 06:29 PM
    lolwut
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #855 - November 28, 2010, 06:53 PM
    Bweeting; it means am tweeting while am drinking beer
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #856 - November 28, 2010, 06:54 PM
     dance

    Cool didn't know that. I thought you were drunk or something Grin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #857 - November 28, 2010, 07:01 PM
    yeah,actually i am slightly drunk Cheesy
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #858 - November 28, 2010, 07:06 PM
    May I Blowing you?

    (following you while I'm drinking beer)
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #859 - November 28, 2010, 07:27 PM
     sure  luv let's bweet together sloshed
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #860 - November 28, 2010, 07:31 PM
     cheers
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #861 - November 28, 2010, 07:34 PM
    no let's bitch together - scratching an itch while drinking a beer

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #862 - November 29, 2010, 12:41 AM
    I love being drunk.

    God loves drunks the best.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #863 - December 01, 2010, 06:57 PM
    I said I'd pour out some liquor for my homies caught up in the IT hustle, struggling to make it out of the workflow ghetto.



    Yeah, that's not going to happen. Tongue
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #864 - December 01, 2010, 07:08 PM
    rofl

    to all my blue-collar homes, my white-collar homies, my black leather-collar homies, holler

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #865 - December 02, 2010, 02:51 AM
    Me loves having an Irish roommate who goes home evey month and comes back iwth loads og whisky and Baileys !
    Me loves baileys long time  O0javascript:void(0);

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #866 - December 02, 2010, 03:07 AM
    I should  make the original Irish cream drink.
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #867 - December 03, 2010, 06:50 PM


    Good fucking Tequila. Can be sipped, and drunk neat.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #868 - December 03, 2010, 09:22 PM
    I am going out drinking tomorrow, because it could possible be my last day to enjoy myself. So I am going to get completely high. Going to go out early in the morning, like 9am. Going to straight to a gastropub, getting something to eat and drink. And then picking up a girl, getting a bottle of champagne and heading to a hotel room.

    Need ideas on what to drink, no beers. Only spirits. I don't like mixing my beers and spirits...

    Some good mid-priced champagne to drink any ideas? 
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #869 - December 03, 2010, 09:24 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on December 02, 2010, 02:51 AM
    Me loves having an Irish roommate who goes home evey month and comes back iwth loads og whisky and Baileys !
    Me loves baileys long time  O0javascript:void(0);

    (Clicky for piccy!)


    You know what they say about those who drink baliyes? they lick to lick pussy out, I drink baliyes only if I am out with a girl, you know give her a hit of what to expect! 
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