The Drunk Thread

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #960 - March 27, 2011, 01:50 AM

Just home from a night of very mild debauchery (or as near to it as an almost-40yr old can muster) & thought i'd check in with you fantastic, fellow ex-mohammedans. This seemed to be most appropriate thread 'cause i'm paralytically inebriated. I've been drinking endless, very dry, martini cocktails--so dry, in fact, they were virtually pure gin. All very chic at the time (it was a 1930s themed party & i was wearing a velvet smoking jacket, no less!), but now i'm staggering around like a stroke victim (apologies to any aneurysm sufferers for the cheap gag).
Oh fuck! I've just realised the clocks go forward tonight. Bollocks. Even less time to sleep off my hangover
Off to bed
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #961 - April 02, 2011, 11:02 PM

Happy headaching tomorrow.

btw, what's your nick mean? Not Mr. Night by any chance?

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #962 - April 02, 2011, 11:09 PM

Tonight I'm having babies with this thread.
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #963 - April 03, 2011, 02:16 AM

I had one long island and then a cherry island last night.. (rest of the night censored) Anyways, still recovering from hang over..

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #964 - April 03, 2011, 02:23 AM

Muddy, listen to the ex-soviet's advice: drink two glasses of ~~vodka~~ water as soon as possible after you're done with alcohol. Next day is too late, btw. If next day still sucks, have a lot of chicken soup. I will teach you how to make delicious borsht later.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #965 - April 03, 2011, 03:03 AM

This bar didn't feature water after 12:00, which I am used to from the other bar..

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #966 - April 03, 2011, 03:38 AM

I really miss drinking

But soon... soooooooon

I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
Can't it be, can't it be mine

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #967 - April 03, 2011, 08:47 AM

Quote from: muddy on April 03, 2011, 03:03 AM
This bar didn't feature water after 12:00, which I am used to from the other bar..

What do you mean didn't feature water?
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #968 - April 03, 2011, 09:15 AM

fuck i just find out my parents are separating and then im talking to a friend about it and instead of making me feel better he tells me he was molested as a child :/ this is one shitty night :/
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #969 - April 03, 2011, 09:20 AM

Jesus I'm so sorry to hear that SM :hug:
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #970 - April 03, 2011, 09:25 AM

thanks blackdog this is fucked :/
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #971 - April 03, 2011, 10:46 AM

SM :(

So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #972 - April 08, 2011, 11:48 PM

This thread needs to be stickied.

It's hard to find it.

Hi Thread. Look we haven't spoken in a while but I wanna share with you.

OK so I've had Jameson shots with a beer chaser. And Sapphire Bombay Gin with Red Bull.

That out of the way let's talk thread. I can tell you haven't been unfaithful to me and I am disappointed. I want you to slut out with every member on this forum. Yet here we are, just me and you. Again.

I miss the old days on this forum thread. When Iraqi Atheist would post folk music and I was not the only drunk. I like the new members we have but they seem tame. I don't like tame. Tame is for losers.
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #973 - April 09, 2011, 12:46 AM

what happened to IA ? i dont see him much either.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #974 - April 09, 2011, 01:01 AM

I wanna dance with a girl to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwxcQvB_vcQ
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #975 - April 09, 2011, 01:07 AM

Thread. I'm hungry. Feed me.
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #976 - April 09, 2011, 01:15 AM

Quote from: BlackDog on April 09, 2011, 01:01 AM
I wanna dance with a girl to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OwxcQvB_vcQ

Quote from: BlackDog on April 09, 2011, 01:07 AM
Thread. I'm hungry. Feed me.

impress her:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ildupRNTv-0

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In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
Can't it be, can't it be mine

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #977 - April 12, 2011, 07:08 PM

Am abit tipsyyyyyyyyyyy1

Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #978 - April 15, 2011, 10:39 PM

Trying out Duff Beer in like 5 seconds. So excited

Update: Duff beer is bland as fuck -__- But I love the design.
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #979 - April 15, 2011, 11:02 PM

Soon, soon...I shall contribute to this thread.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #980 - May 03, 2011, 07:57 PM

Buzzing with the green fairy and chillin' with my granddad. Life is good.

Against the ruin of the world, there
is only one defense: the creative act.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #981 - May 04, 2011, 03:12 AM

OMG arX is that Johnny Depp??

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #982 - May 04, 2011, 06:24 AM

I should've posted here when I got tipsy. Apparently Berbs blocked me now.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #983 - May 14, 2011, 09:09 PM

Hai Drunk thread tonight me and you are gonna get intimate.
BlackDog snuggles beard in drunk thread's neck

Tequila Night. Beer Night.

We start with this song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9PAkfmtsPQ

"You thought you gonna fuck me and fuck my girl too nigga? This shit ain't free nigga"

DAMN RIGHT!

Big girl is mine <3

Next song, corny as fuck, but good dance tune, also video is corny as fuck, so much drama, overcompensating?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beGjncfEPt8&feature=autoplay&list=AVGxdCwVVULXckRhTaLQ7mS7RZM5ev1o4G&index=3&playnext=3

^ Probably Unichance's favorite song all time.

Switch to:

http://www.flexfm.co.uk/player/

BAAAAPBAAAAPBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPBAAAAAAAAAAP

Yeah fuck this lol

Switch to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0C7NhXffKw

So this song is awesome:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GqRsmffeVI&feature=autoplay&list=AVGxdCwVVULXej96ovepRTMjkYz2MVyNmd&index=4&playnext=4

Soon finished with my Miller's Draft. It tastes as piss should taste.

erm, not that I've had urine. Not human at least. Camel urine however
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #984 - May 23, 2011, 08:39 PM

Milking the watermelon season with a rum slushie.

Viva la Cuba.

Makanek khali, BD.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #985 - May 23, 2011, 09:15 PM

arX <3

Rum + Watermelon = Words Fail Me
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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #986 - May 23, 2011, 09:48 PM

Quote from: arX on May 23, 2011, 08:39 PM
Milking the watermelon season with a rum slushie.

(Clicky for piccy!)

Viva la Cuba.

Makanek khali, BD.

MMMMmmmm

I would make that with vodka too.

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #987 - June 14, 2011, 03:41 AM

Not sure if necroing is allowed but I have had four or five rum and cokes and I feel I should say this now if I ever plan to. Rum and cokes. Rums and cokes. Iunno.
Anywayyy, I'm really glad to have found this place and all the people in it. The whole forum and this thread, too. I don't contribute much since I think I have the e-personality of soggy toast but you guys are just great. Like distant family you call on every couple of months and have the best conversations. Or something like that. So thanks for being around to give me midday and late night giggles. I really appreciate it having like-minded people at my fingertips. <3

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #988 - June 14, 2011, 06:23 AM

<3 you too Wyre

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Re: The Drunk Thread
Reply #989 - June 14, 2011, 06:56 AM

Quote from: The Wyre on June 14, 2011, 03:41 AM
Not sure if necroing is allowed but I have had four or five rum and cokes and I feel I should say this now if I ever plan to. Rum and cokes. Rums and cokes. Iunno.
Anywayyy, I'm really glad to have found this place and all the people in it. The whole forum and this thread, too. I don't contribute much since I think I have the e-personality of soggy toast but you guys are just great. Like distant family you call on every couple of months and have the best conversations. Or something like that. So thanks for being around to give me midday and late night giggles. I really appreciate it having like-minded people at my fingertips. <3

Haha I love you already and I agree and you sound like me when you say you don't contribute much bc you think you have crap e-personality anddddd I was drunk earlier and guess what I had rum too But it was a mojito But it wasn't nearly enough alcohol in that cup

Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
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