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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #990 - June 14, 2011, 08:37 AM

     Cheesy

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Au_8GMUxVs

    I love how in one of the comments someone says this is everyday life in Ireland.  Cheesy

    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #991 - June 14, 2011, 09:04 AM

    Haha I love you already and I agree and you sound like me when you say you don't contribute much bc you think you have crap e-personality anddddd I was drunk earlier and guess what I had rum too  grin12 dance But it was a mojito  dance dance But it wasn't nearly enough alcohol in that cup  no


    Not sure if necroing is allowed but I have had four or five rum and cokes and I feel I should say this now if I ever plan to. Rum and cokes. Rums and cokes. Iunno.
    Anywayyy, I'm really glad to have found this place and all the people in it. The whole forum and this thread, too. I don't contribute much since I think I have the e-personality of soggy toast but you guys are just great. Like distant family you call on every couple of months and have the best conversations. Or something like that. So thanks for being around to give me midday and late night giggles. I really appreciate it having like-minded people at my fingertips. <3


    You both have absolutely wonderful fantastically great e-personalities, you just don't realise it  Kiss

    Now both of you get your asses to mine so we can have a night of shots of vodka dance

    or whatever suits your fancy Afro
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #992 - June 14, 2011, 12:38 PM

    Ugh, no more alcohol. What was I thinking? My stomach feels like I've repeatedly been on a space shuttle simulator. My throat still tastes like shitty cigar smoke. Fuck, man.
    Thanks for all the kind words though. Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy with affection instead of nausea.  001_wub

    "I know where I'm going and I know the truth, and I don't have to be what you want me to be. I'm free to be what I want."
    Muhammad Ali
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #993 - June 19, 2011, 05:11 AM

    Thread, we are going to be come so close real soon.

    Right now, our boobs are touching, I've had a few to drink so we nipple rub right now.  But soon, there will be no barricade to our love dear drunk thread, and our loins can finally touch.

    I shall return in a week, I hope you are ripe for me then.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #994 - June 19, 2011, 08:54 AM

     Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #995 - June 26, 2011, 04:11 PM

    How can a drunk person remember to come here when they're drunk? Huh?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #996 - June 26, 2011, 04:29 PM

    Going to get pissed tonight! wife is out of the city she's not coming until Monday! got about 4grms of coke too. Going to go have a cold bath right now, and drink some vodka while I am in the bath.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #997 - June 26, 2011, 04:34 PM

    It's been ages since I was properly pissed!

    I need to put that down on my list of things to do Grin

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #998 - June 26, 2011, 05:18 PM

    Going to get pissed tonight! wife is out of the city she's not coming until Monday! got about 4grms of coke too. Going to go have a cold bath right now, and drink some vodka while I am in the bath.


    Living your life like a baller..............or is it bawler?  who cares. Grin

    I hope your nose dies Tut.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #999 - June 26, 2011, 05:22 PM

    It's been ages since I was properly pissed!

    I need to put that down on my list of things to do Grin


    Same.  finmad

    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1000 - June 26, 2011, 05:26 PM

    Ladies, chat > set a date, get some booze, lets go on a tinternet rampage.   dance

    Tut is not invited.

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1001 - June 26, 2011, 05:26 PM

    Living your life like a baller..............or is it bawler?  who cares. Grin

    I hope your nose dies Tut.


    Just come out of a cold bath, and I read shit like this? Well I was enjoying the sun shining throw the window in my bathroom, it was really nice. As for my nose, it is feeling alot better, though I've not done a line yet, not going to do a line until I've had my supper like 7:30 or so.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1002 - June 26, 2011, 05:28 PM

    Man I forgot how good alcohol was! going to go clean up the house! its abit messy.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1003 - June 28, 2011, 08:58 PM

    I missed you baby *hugs thread*

    I need to find a way to remember this thread next time I get drunk. Maybe have it as my main page?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1004 - June 28, 2011, 09:00 PM

    I missed you baby *hugs thread*

    I need to find a way to remember this thread next time I get drunk. Maybe have it as my main page?


    That's what I was saying mang!  yes

    Oh I think tonight is a good night to drink, dammit I forgot to refill my bottle with WKD.  mysmilie_977
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1005 - June 28, 2011, 09:07 PM

    Please don't sully this thread with the word mang.

    Admins I demand to be the Mod of this thread. First order of business: delete any posts that have no spelling, grammatical or logical mistakes.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1006 - June 28, 2011, 09:21 PM

    Cheesy Cheesy LOL

    Blame Three44 for getting that word stuck in my damn head!  whistling2

    Man it sucks to be sober.  finmad
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1007 - July 16, 2011, 10:05 PM

    So...
    Nobody's been drunk since 29th June?

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1008 - July 16, 2011, 10:10 PM

    So...
    Nobody's been drunk since 29th June?

     what are you talking mufa9a? 9% of Alcohol goes in all the time almost every day., My Alcohol dehdrogenase level is high and  is very active.. 

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1009 - July 16, 2011, 10:13 PM

    My doctor told me not to drink, until I do the deed for IVF (Which I will soon do hopefully in a month and a half in India)..

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1010 - July 16, 2011, 10:16 PM

    I haven't been drunk since Xmas day 2010.
    I drank a whole bottle of red wine before lunch and then missed three hours of my life on the sitting room sofa. Shocked
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1011 - July 16, 2011, 10:18 PM

    Three hours is alright. Kind of depends if you were passed out or not.

    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1012 - July 16, 2011, 10:19 PM

    My doctor told me not to drink, until I do the deed for IVF (Which I will soon do hopefully in a month and a half in India)..

    Huh ! what   IVF?? muddy IVF?? you are going that far??....

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1013 - July 16, 2011, 10:26 PM

    Three hours is alright. Kind of depends if you were passed out or not.

    I don't think I was dead lol
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1014 - July 16, 2011, 10:28 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ui5MeAqKLU

    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim
     
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1015 - July 16, 2011, 10:37 PM

    Huh ! what   IVF?? muddy IVF?? you are going that far??....

    Yup.. Alhamdulillah!

    Also there is a 40% chance that I might get twins..

    Admin of following facebook pages and groups:
    Islam's Last Stand (page)
    Islam's Last Stand (group)
    and many others...
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1016 - July 16, 2011, 10:48 PM

    So...
    Nobody's been drunk since 29th June?


    Ive been drinking, but I haven't been around a computer when I was. 

    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1017 - July 17, 2011, 01:43 PM

    Going to get drunk tonight.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1018 - July 20, 2011, 09:02 AM

     Happy boozy holiday times with old friends and family! grin12
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1019 - July 20, 2011, 12:06 PM

    might be in here come saturday night  dance
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