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  • The Drunk Thread
     OP - May 07, 2010, 09:42 PM
     dance

    I suggest this becomes the drunk thread. If you have a drink come post here my friends. Nobody will judge you. Let's do it and do it and do it it do it:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB_QGKW_bbI

    I have been drinking mojito today but with out the mint leaves and the sugar (doh!) ["Lend me your sugar I am your neigbour!" Actually now would be a good idea to ask my cute neighbor for some sugar, dressed in a pimpish bathrobe) and now I just tried a captain morgan with Kahlua, milk and dash of coffe. Jesus Christ its good.

    Not drunk obliviously, but I feel good, not sure what the word is, not tipsy either. But on that high-way and if I drink 2 more I will see the Tipsy Sign, pointing me to Drunkard Land. But I won't reach that destination today.

    Hmm you guys think  its weird to go out clubbing by yourself? I wanna go out but all my friends are busy tonight. Pick up a girl on your own, man that's what I call hunting.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1 - May 07, 2010, 09:44 PM
    I think we should just leave this thread exlusively for people to post when they are drunk and off their heads.


    YOu guyzzz yiooo guyzzz I rreally love u all i really luv you.....................................ooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Julie broke my hearttty aiaiaiawwiiwi




    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #2 - May 07, 2010, 09:45 PM
    YeS SIUR_!! My friend billy Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #3 - May 07, 2010, 09:45 PM
    Billy's my friend Smiley
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #4 - May 07, 2010, 09:45 PM
    BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


    ok i lied im buzzed *silly grin on face*
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #5 - May 07, 2010, 09:46 PM
    ROFL one night I will reenact this video, when Im rich and famous yeah

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwK3vFGJp0
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #6 - May 07, 2010, 09:47 PM
    i really luv yoo especiallly YOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    why di d Julie leava me aiaiaiaiaia

     LUVE YU JULIEEEEEE

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #7 - May 07, 2010, 09:49 PM
    YOU DRUNK TOO?  dance

    post the video bro if you have a song
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #8 - May 07, 2010, 09:49 PM
    i'm gonna go and fill up
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #9 - May 07, 2010, 09:51 PM
    DOne!!

     dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #10 - May 07, 2010, 09:51 PM
    Nah just messing. Thats the kind of nonsense I write when drunk though!

    I have learned from bitter experience, drunkeness + internet = bad news  Grin

    "we can smell traitors and country haters"


    Quote from: arX on May 01, 2011, 03:33 AM
    God is Love.
    Love is Blind. Stevie Wonder is blind. Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #11 - May 07, 2010, 09:54 PM
    ROFL

    probably right

    what song was that though?

    i wish i was really drunk i'd like to eat late night kebab right now, you know the kind, standing in that queue, barely being able to balance, and you slur "Nr. 3" with your finger on the board
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #12 - May 07, 2010, 09:54 PM
    i miss iblis now that asshat

    and tuts, although Im not sure he actually drank when he said he did, did he?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #13 - May 07, 2010, 10:10 PM
    meh
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #14 - May 07, 2010, 10:11 PM
    gonna read karen armstrongs book

    i am 10 pages in and she is trying to make a cause for religion having a reason d'etre. Why? I mean I dont understand, the book is about the history of Abrahamic god.. anyways i am pretty excited about this read
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #15 - May 07, 2010, 10:22 PM
    Karen Armstrong is a sexed-up atheist pretending to be a theist, according to Dawkins.
    "Many people would sooner die than think; In fact, they do so." -- Bertrand Russell

    Baloney Detection Kit
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #16 - May 07, 2010, 10:27 PM
    This thread is faaar too serious. You lot aren't drunk enough!!! Sadly neither am I :(
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #17 - May 07, 2010, 10:32 PM
    "Ossifer I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God!"
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #18 - May 07, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Last week I drank loads of Vodka. The next morning I had a hangover and was in my bed naked with my towel  Huh?, my phone had a message from my dad asking me why I called him and was screaming at him that night at 2 AM, and my friends told me I was kicked out of the club for "doing things" to girls, and I barely remember anything of it all.  wacko

    I am not repeating that shit again, especially the part where I called my father. I will probably not drink until next month.
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #19 - May 07, 2010, 10:39 PM
    Quote from: ateapotist on May 07, 2010, 10:22 PM
    Karen Armstrong is a sexed-up atheist pretending to be a theist, according to Dawkins.


    i thought she was a deist? or was that a desi?

    but on a serious note (sorry peru) dawkins sure likes that expression sexed-up
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #20 - May 07, 2010, 10:40 PM
    Quote from: Infidel on May 07, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Last week I drank loads of Vodka. The next morning I had a hangover and was in my bed naked with my towel  Huh?, my phone had a message from my dad asking me why I called him and was screaming at him that night at 2 AM, and my friends told me I was kicked out of the club for "doing things" to girls, and I barely remember anything of it all.  wacko

    I am not repeating that shit again, especially the part where I called my father. I will probably not drink until next month.


    ROFL FANTASTIC
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #21 - May 07, 2010, 10:41 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on May 07, 2010, 10:32 PM
    "Ossifer I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God!"


    lol, hassan you are the light of this forum

    i drink in your health and for our god Marduk
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #22 - May 07, 2010, 10:42 PM
    Quote from: PeruvianSkies on May 07, 2010, 10:27 PM
    This thread is faaar too serious. You lot aren't drunk enough!!! Sadly neither am I :(


    i know :( i cant drink when im home its sad, i have a drink or two but getting drunk thats just a waste, i wanna to touch flesh FLESH I TELL YOU!!!!!!

    ok that was creepy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #23 - May 07, 2010, 10:42 PM
    I went for a night out with my coursemates after we handed in our dissertations. Apparently I tried to strip one of the guys. I don't remember this at all.... wacko
    Sounds like me though grin12
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #24 - May 07, 2010, 10:43 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 07, 2010, 10:42 PM
    i know :( i cant drink when im home its sad, i have a drink or two but getting drunk thats just a waste, i wanna to touch flesh FLESH I TELL YOU!!!!!!

    ok that was creepy

    Cheesy You're always creepy grin12
    ~My story~
    ~Collection of unethical hadiths/surahs~
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #25 - May 07, 2010, 10:43 PM
    ROFL


  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #26 - May 07, 2010, 10:43 PM
    Quote from: Infidel on May 07, 2010, 10:34 PM
    Last week I drank loads of Vodka. The next morning I had a hangover and was in my bed naked with my towel  Huh?, my phone had a message from my dad asking me why I called him and was screaming at him that night at 2 AM, and my friends told me I was kicked out of the club for "doing things" to girls, and I barely remember anything of it all.  wacko

    I am not repeating that shit again, especially the part where I called my father. I will probably not drink until next month.

    Does your dad know that you drink?  How does he take it?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #27 - May 07, 2010, 10:43 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 07, 2010, 10:41 PM
    lol, hassan you are the light of this forum

    i drink in your health and for our god Marduk


    Cooome overe heeere and... hic.... say that... you bastard!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #28 - May 07, 2010, 10:44 PM
    LOL

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #29 - May 07, 2010, 11:07 PM
    Quote from: IsLame on May 07, 2010, 10:43 PM
    Does your dad know that you drink?  How does he take it?

    He doesn't. I told him that I mistakenly called him while I was trying to call my friend. I made up shit like the signal was not too good and stuff like that, and that I was angry at my friend for not opening his flat door etc. etc.. I don't really remember what I said on the phone, but apparently it was something along the lines of "WHERE ARE YOU" (in loud voice) or something like that.

    He seems to have taken my word for it, and I hope he is not suspecting anything.
    "In every time and culture there are pressures to conform to the prevailing prejudices. But there are also, in every place and epoch, those who value the truth; who record the evidence faithfully. Future generations are in their debt." -Carl Sagan

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