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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #510 - July 23, 2010, 11:55 PM
    I love rum, Captain Morgan is the shit.

    DV how do I drink Tequila by myself? What can I mix it with? I mean i can't do shots alone, that feels weird :S
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #511 - July 24, 2010, 12:00 AM
    I love that Afifa song.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #512 - July 24, 2010, 12:02 AM
    by yourself, or by itself.  If you drink tequila by yourself it usually means you broke up with some chick you liked or are a writer.  By itself it is pretty tough, the lower grades of tequila like Jose Cuervo are shit to do shots with but Herradura or luna azul or patron go down pretty good by itself or I mix it with Oj, a margarita mix, or OJ but usually I drink it strait up.  
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #513 - July 24, 2010, 12:04 AM
    Quote from: deusvult on July 24, 2010, 12:02 AM
    by yourself, or by itself.  If you drink tequila by yourself it usually means you broke up with some chick you liked or are a writer.  By itself it is pretty tough, the lower grades of tequila like Jose Cuervo are shit to do shots with but Herradura or luna azul or patron go down pretty good by itself or I mix it with Oj, a margarita mix, or OJ but usually I drink it strait up.  


    Hm Tequila isn't big round here, so its usually the shitty stuff. I only drink scotch straight.

    I'll buy and mix with OJ. Weird I never thought you could mix tequila with orange juice?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #514 - July 24, 2010, 12:06 AM
    It doesnt mix as well as vodka.  Which is probably why everyone goes for the screwdriver. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #515 - July 24, 2010, 12:09 AM
    I also like the Christian one. God if somebody could run out and buy me kebab I'd be indebted for life.

    I have to:

    1. Put clothes on.

    2. Put shoes on.

    3. Lock door

    4. Walk to elevator

    5. Walk to kebab shop

    6. Wait in line

    7. Order and wait

    8. either eat on way home or eat at home

    9. think if it was all worth it? money wise, taste wise and fat wise?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #516 - July 24, 2010, 12:09 AM
    fuck why does your eyeball get all red awhen you get drunj?

    I juste went up for a piss and I liiked in the mirror ad my eyes are all read. the aerterioles in my sclera are red and obvious.



    Am i gonna die  Cry ?



  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #517 - July 24, 2010, 12:10 AM
    Quote from: deusvult on July 24, 2010, 12:06 AM
    It doesnt mix as well as vodka.  Which is probably why everyone goes for the screwdriver.  


    sorry i'm a noob, what does that mean? isn't that mixing it with a single thing? like OJ?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #518 - July 24, 2010, 12:10 AM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on July 24, 2010, 12:09 AM
    fuck why does your eyeball get all red awhen you get drunj?

    I juste went up for a piss and I liiked in the mirror ad my eyes are all read. the aerterioles in my sclera are red and obvious.



    Am i gonna die  Cry ?






    lack of sleep along with alcohol?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #519 - July 24, 2010, 12:11 AM
    yea screwdriver= Oj + vodka
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #520 - July 24, 2010, 12:11 AM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on July 24, 2010, 12:09 AM
    fuck why does your eyeball get all red awhen you get drunj?

    I juste went up for a piss and I liiked in the mirror ad my eyes are all read. the aerterioles in my sclera are red and obvious.



    Am i gonna die  Cry ?





     You probably asked this the first time you stayed up late masturbating as well. 
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #521 - July 24, 2010, 12:12 AM
    Quote from: deusvult on July 24, 2010, 12:11 AM
    yea screwdriver= Oj + vodka


    thanks akhi in no deen
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #522 - July 24, 2010, 12:17 AM
    blah blah blah blah yada yada yada yada

    ^no typos lol  Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #523 - July 24, 2010, 12:28 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on July 24, 2010, 12:09 AM
    I also like the Christian one. God if somebody could run out and buy me kebab I'd be indebted for life.

    I have to:

    1. Put clothes on.

    2. Put shoes on.

    3. Lock door

    4. Walk to elevator

    5. Walk to kebab shop

    6. Wait in line

    7. Order and wait

    8. either eat on way home or eat at home

    9. think if it was all worth it? money wise, taste wise and fat wise?

    Make something nice yourself then, probably be quicker, healthier, easier & cheaper!
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #524 - July 24, 2010, 12:49 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on July 24, 2010, 12:09 AM
    I also like the Christian one. God if somebody could run out and buy me kebab I'd be indebted for life.

    I have to:


    You could have made pasta in the time it would take to do all that listed.
    Blind faith is an ironic gift to return to the Creator of human intelligence

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #525 - July 24, 2010, 01:12 AM
    Quote from: deusvult on July 24, 2010, 12:11 AM
    yea screwdriver= Oj + vodka


    i like vodka with gatorade or just pure
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #526 - July 24, 2010, 09:01 AM
    lol i never ate in the end, nah pasta while drunk not so good, making something good idea too bad I didn't have anything at home Grin

    should always have burgers at home  Afro or my own kebab bar
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #527 - July 24, 2010, 09:01 AM
     Cheesy

    What did I write? I am really embarrassed. Sorry but I had to edit  Smiley

    Here is a picture from last night (I don't remember taking it):


    SNIP
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #528 - July 24, 2010, 09:05 AM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on July 23, 2010, 11:27 PM
    .  Smiley


    ROFL
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #529 - July 24, 2010, 09:09 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on July 24, 2010, 09:01 AM
    lol i never ate in the end, nah pasta while drunk not so good, making something good idea too bad I didn't have anything at home Grin

    should always have burgers at home  Afro or my own kebab bar

    good idea ..good stuff BD.. you are doing good in life..




    this little thing makes good hot dogs , god Kababs and  even grill veggie-meat skewers
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    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #530 - July 24, 2010, 12:50 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on July 24, 2010, 09:01 AM
    Cheesy

    What did I write? I am really embarrassed. Sorry but I had to edit  Smiley

    Here is a picture from last night (I don't remember taking it):


    Why is there always a box of kleenex in your pictures?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #531 - July 24, 2010, 01:47 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 24, 2010, 12:50 PM
    Why is there always a box of kleenex in your pictures?


    lol perv
    [13:36] <Fimbles> anything above 7 inches
    [13:37] <Fimbles> is wacko
    [13:37] <Fimbles> see
    [13:37] <Fimbles> you think i'd enjoy anything above 7 inches up my arse?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #532 - July 24, 2010, 04:30 PM
    To wipe the condensed water vapor off the glass.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #533 - July 24, 2010, 05:56 PM
    I love Bloody Marys
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #534 - July 24, 2010, 06:27 PM
    Knob Creek and coke.   cool2
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #535 - July 24, 2010, 07:17 PM
    I like anything, a neat scotch always goes down nice...
    I don't like getting too drunk anymore though, I get amnesia and usually it ends poorly...
    z10 and I ended up getting so drunk at a party my parents threw for us, I think we might have told my dad, uh, a little bit too much information... lipsrsealed
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #536 - July 30, 2010, 10:23 PM
    He he I'm drunjk dance
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #537 - July 30, 2010, 10:37 PM
    Just started drinking my quick version of sangria. Not going out tonight, but should be good an fucked up in a couple of hours all the same.
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #538 - July 30, 2010, 10:38 PM
    Quote from: yeezevee on July 24, 2010, 09:09 AM
    good idea ..good stuff BD.. you are doing good in life..


    (Clicky for piccy!)

    this little thing makes good hot dogs , god Kababs and  even grill veggie-meat skewers


    Oh, fuck! You're not useless after all, yeez-- I'm going down to Home Depot and getting one of those tomorrow!
    fuck you
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #539 - July 30, 2010, 11:09 PM
    I fucking love shots of toffe vodka!!!!

    Q-Man... sangria is good.  Afro
    'The greatest glory of living lies not in never falling but in rising everytime you fall'
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