The other day I was at a party/"hive" and I had 8 pints of beer, a pint of cider, a rum and coke, and one Sambuca shot all in a period of about 4 hours. I even won a beer drinking contest and was the first one on the ground. By the end of it, I was still pretty sober and I even drove home.

All of my mates, even the certified Guinness/Whisky guzzler from Ireland was like "WTF Mohammed !"
People think I am showing off but I am not. This is really not good. I wish I could get drunk as easily as normal people do.
Anyway, I have done a decent amount of work today at the uni library and I don't have class tomorrow until 2 pm. I will be home in an hour and I intend to make love to the half bottle of Irish whisky I have in my room. I will give you updates