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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #720 - October 17, 2010, 03:41 PM
    Quote from: Dick Hymen on October 17, 2010, 12:58 AM
    I think the pictures are pretty self-explanatory  Tongue

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    You didn't drink all of those? By yourself and in one day? :S
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #721 - October 17, 2010, 03:44 PM
    Quote from: Dick Hymen on October 17, 2010, 01:00 AM
    And I thought he was a dork. Maybe I am the dork.  grin12


    lol  Afro
    ''we are morally and philisophically in the best position to win the league'' - Arsene Wenger
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #722 - October 17, 2010, 03:56 PM
    Quote from: Cheetah on October 17, 2010, 03:40 PM
    We need a hangover thread.  Cry

    Amen sister.

    Quote from: BlackDog on October 17, 2010, 03:41 PM
    You didn't drink all of those? By yourself and in one day? :S

    ROFL
    No sweetie. It was 4 of us. And yes in one sitting.  dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #723 - October 17, 2010, 04:34 PM
    Quote from: Dick Hymen on October 17, 2010, 03:56 PM

    ROFL
    No sweetie. It was 4 of us. And yes in one sitting.  dance


    Phew cause I was jealous there for a second.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #724 - October 17, 2010, 06:23 PM
    Jealous of me being certifiably insane?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #725 - October 17, 2010, 07:04 PM
    There was this guy in Boston we called hillbilly cause he was from West Virginia. Never knew his real name. He was a glazier and would drink all day on the construction site, a 30-pack a day-- yes a 30 pack all by himself, so he kept getting fired from his jobs and ended up homeless. He ended up freezing to death in an ATM vestibule.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #726 - October 18, 2010, 04:08 AM
    I felt like having some of my favorite alcohol and discovered I only had about 2 ounces left. Maybe it was 3. Anyway, it's not enough. I drank all of it and got only slightly drunk. Berated my boyfriend for not making sure I had enough in stock. Now drinking what's left of my Captain Morgan Lime Bite Rum, which I normally mix with Coke, and now discovering it actually tastes better straight. Still does not absolve him of failing to keep my cinnamon whisky stocked though.

    http://www.bestbrandsinc.com/images/Fireball%28Web%29photo.JPG

    yummy yum-yums. and a very good drunkenness too Afro
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #727 - October 18, 2010, 04:11 AM
    Just found this lol http://www.fireballwhisky.com/home.php
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #728 - October 18, 2010, 04:12 AM
    Advice when slightly to moderately drunk: best not to do things like emailing financial documentation to your mortgage loan officer.

    Oopsiez! ghost
    The only thing we have to fear is fear itself
    - 32nd United States President Franklin D. Roosevelt
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #729 - October 18, 2010, 05:11 AM
    Lawl alcohol and financial planning don't go together.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #730 - October 18, 2010, 03:14 PM
    Too much alcohol makes yours dick go numb! hard to get an erection. But you can fuck for ages. I'm feeling horny.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #731 - October 18, 2010, 03:17 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on October 18, 2010, 03:14 PM
    Too much alcohol makes yours dick go numb! hard to get an erection. But you can fuck for ages. I'm feeling horny.


    I just barfed in my mouth.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #732 - October 18, 2010, 05:41 PM
    BLACKDOG... EWWWW!!!... YAAA333...

    but i loffs the ice cube!!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV9vdUjuWxc
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #733 - October 19, 2010, 02:08 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on October 18, 2010, 03:17 PM
    I just barfed in my mouth.

    Don't barf in your mouth.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #734 - October 19, 2010, 06:45 AM
    I was eating while reading, big mistake.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #735 - October 19, 2010, 08:57 AM
    ouch, that is clumsy.
    you know what's a bigger mistake? beer before the hard shit. learned it on my 19th birthday and first time drinking.
    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #736 - October 19, 2010, 12:47 PM
    Very bad idea to go out drinking on a sunday evening on an empty stomach. It was only meant to be a couple of drinks!!! Praise the smurf I'm not working these days.

    I'd be embarrassed at myself if I could remember what happened between leaving the pub and waking up in bed (wearing my 'I facebooked your mum' tshirt) at 4am Grin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #737 - October 21, 2010, 09:22 PM
    this thread sghoukd be sticky took me ages to find it . i am hammererd!!!
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #738 - October 21, 2010, 09:23 PM
    I am going to feel suicidal in the morning, i've knocked back half a liter of vodka in the space of two, hours.  Roll Eyes
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #739 - October 23, 2010, 02:59 AM
    I'M DRUNK NOW, I DONT GET DRUNK OFTEN SO PLEASE STAND BY.

    I LOVE ALL APOSTATES, WHETHER MUSLIM WHETHER HINDU WHETHER CHRISTIAN. YOU GUYS HAVE THE BALLS TO MAKE THIS HAPPEN. THE WORLD IS OURS YEAH?

    I love all of you guys sincerely, i wish we could meet or something and smoke shisha and drink cider, but until that happens, I love you all equally and unequivocally. You people are freaking amazing. Come to Cardiff some time and we will MASH. IT. UP!!!!

    Peace
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #740 - October 23, 2010, 03:04 AM
    Son of a bitch. Are you all clubbing still? Stop being pussies and come on chat. FFS
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #741 - October 23, 2010, 05:14 PM
    Last time I was drunk, I forgot I posted in this thread, i.e. the next day when I was sober.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #742 - October 25, 2010, 01:52 AM
    Quote from: Eliphaz on October 23, 2010, 03:04 AM
    Are you all clubbing still?


    Only baby seals. Best to do so drunk.

    Which I am right now. It's awesome. I went to a bar and got drunk while flirting with the bartender I used to date. Now I'm watching cartoons and shit, and wondering why, when I'm so awesome, I also suck, and how I can love myself as much as I hate myself.
    "In battle, the well-honed spork is more dangerous than the mightiest sword" -- Sun Tzu
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #743 - October 30, 2010, 01:07 AM
    I love you my ex-muslim brothers and sisters. Tonight I dream of janaat where we can all sip wine and be with each other in a completely non-gay way, just chilling out listening to Bob Marley. If God exists (maybe he is Buddha - prove me wrong?) then maybe he rewards free-thinking, maybe he does. Why is everyone so hard-core atheist?

    Coco pops 4 life.  Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #744 - October 30, 2010, 01:19 AM
    lol

    I want to thank Q-Man for telling me about this wonderful, wonderful vodka.

    VODKA RUSKI

    STOLI



    Women



    WHY?



    I am not drunk. I challenge anybody that says I am drunk.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #745 - October 30, 2010, 01:27 AM
    ^^Those chicks are hot but their heads seem too big. Are they Russian? Why is fonzie turning me on?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #746 - October 30, 2010, 01:34 AM
    The one to right has really nice legs.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #747 - October 30, 2010, 01:35 AM
    Quote from: BlackDog on October 30, 2010, 01:19 AM
    lol

    I want to thank Q-Man for telling me about this wonderful, wonderful vodka.

    VODKA RUSKI

    STOLI

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Women

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    WHY?

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    I am not drunk. I challenge anybody that says I am drunk.

    come here you and take a sip of this!  sloshed

    I know someday you'll have a beautiful life, I know you'll be a star
    In somebody else's sky, but why, why, why
    Can't it be, can't it be mine

    https://twitter.com/AlharbiMoe
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #748 - October 30, 2010, 01:43 AM
    Quote from: MoeAlharbi on October 30, 2010, 01:35 AM
    come here you and take a sip of this!  sloshed

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    had it and love it  grin12

    good taste in vodka

    this one is also recommended RUSSIAN STANDARD
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #749 - October 30, 2010, 02:07 AM
    vodka tastes like piss.

    the woman on the right is sexy. is she an apostate and is she on the forum? And if yes to (a) and (b) can you give her my address? Tell her I have lots of money and a big penis.
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