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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #810 - November 19, 2010, 08:05 PM
    Mashallah, Thamina sheikh
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #811 - November 19, 2010, 08:10 PM
    I think GINGer is in love with Thamina.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #812 - November 19, 2010, 08:12 PM
    My parents are gonna be away this whole weekend and I've been scheming to sneak in some forbidden things! But I'm so scared! I'm scared to buy those things here as a Muslim. Well, I'm not a Muslim, but I'm Malay, and Malay=Muslim here.  wacko
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #813 - November 19, 2010, 08:17 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 19, 2010, 08:03 PM
    Of sorts. Don't like it much. :/ But I could get used to it.

    "Cosuin sister", lol. Bradistani.  Roll Eyes



    I'll come and knock on your door and hand the bottles to whoever opens it lol. What? I spelt cousin right! I'm not a bradistani well not a proper one-yet lol.

    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 19, 2010, 08:10 PM
    I think GINGer is in love with Thamina.



    No..........its just a ploy to get you jealous coz he's really in love with you.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #814 - November 19, 2010, 08:24 PM
    Yeah Prince, I only left Islam to have buttsex with you. 001_wub
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #815 - November 19, 2010, 08:39 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 08:17 PM

    I'll come and knock on your door and hand the bottles to whoever opens it lol.


    Cool, just don't mention me.  grin12


    Quote
    I'm not a bradistani well not a proper one-yet lol.



    Your manner of speaking says otherwise...


    Quote
    No..........its just a ploy to get you jealous coz he's really in love with you.


    He's trying to hide his true feelings by taking the piss. Watch out...
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #816 - November 19, 2010, 08:59 PM
    Where did you guys come from?

    Anyways Hi Smiley

    How is everybody doing?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #817 - November 19, 2010, 09:42 PM
    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on November 19, 2010, 08:39 PM

    Your manner of speaking says otherwise...



    I've been back here for just over 2 yrs and I know its having an effect on me. I'm starting to use words like "summat" and phrases like "fuck knows" lol
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #818 - November 21, 2010, 11:21 AM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on November 12, 2010, 10:27 PM
    We had a lecture about the effects of alcohol on the body and the professor told us that last year, Buckfast was mentioned in the police reports of more than half of the alcohol-related violent crimes in the Glasgow area.  lipsrsealed



    Correlation does not imply causation, it is a logical fallacy.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #819 - November 21, 2010, 11:26 AM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 07:48 PM
    Whilst my mum was reading jummah today and my dad was at work I sneaked out and bought 2 WKD vodka blue bottles  dance I'm gonna enjoy them later on tonight  Wink But I need to think of a way of disposing of them and how to bring more in!

    Any ideas??


    WKD lol.

    But OK I will give you tips of how I used to do it a few years ago...

    Get a empty bottle of sprite of whatever darkish bottle you can find, go to the shops with the empty bottle buy your favorite drink, and put it into the empty bottle, and take that home with you, its easy to dispose of once you are done.

    Another thing you can do is, you girls have purses, hide like quarter/half bottles of vodka in that and sneak them into the house.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #820 - November 21, 2010, 11:30 AM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 07:48 PM
    Whilst my mum was reading jummah today and my dad was at work I sneaked out and bought 2 WKD vodka blue bottles &#160;dance I'm gonna enjoy them later on tonight &#160;Wink But I need to think of a way of disposing of them and how to bring more in!

    Any ideas??


    WKD lol.

    But OK I will give you tips of how I used to do it a few years ago...

    Get a empty bottle of sprite of whatever darkish bottle you can find, go to the shops with the empty bottle buy your favorite drink, and put it into the empty bottle, and take that home with you, its easy to dispose of once you are done.

    Another thing you can do is, you girls have purses, hide like quarter/half bottles of vodka in that and sneak them into the house.
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 09:42 PM
    I've been back here for just over 2 yrs and I know its having an effect on me. I'm starting to use words like "summat" and phrases like "fuck knows" lol

    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 19, 2010, 09:42 PM
    I've been back here for just over 2 yrs and I know its having an effect on me. I'm starting to use words like "summat" and phrases like "fuck knows" lol


    So you're near Leeds/Bradford, I am from around the same area. If you ever need someone to hang out with and go to a bar/pub during the day, pm me.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #821 - November 22, 2010, 01:16 PM
    Thanks that's a great idea! Although I'll do it around uni area. Lots of alleyways there lol I hid them in my bag when I bought them but then couldn't do the same to throw them out coz monday mornings dad drops me off.

    Lmao yh. BD13.........which is like a good 4 miles to town---25 mins bus journey  Cry I need a car!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #822 - November 22, 2010, 02:46 PM
    Erm. Guys you shouldn't meet other people from the internet. Like Ever.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #823 - November 22, 2010, 02:55 PM
    What's he gonna do? rape me? lol. My bf gave me knuckledusters (no chance of coppers even suspecting me lol) that I carry around in my handbag so BEWARE!!  grin12
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #824 - November 22, 2010, 02:59 PM
    Coppers? Isn't that 1920's slang for the police?
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #825 - November 22, 2010, 03:01 PM
    It still is in bradford lol. Some pakistanis call them "manway" which in urdu means your mums brothers :/
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #826 - November 22, 2010, 03:02 PM
    I was more worried that you would rape Tutsie. He's such a delicate child.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #827 - November 22, 2010, 03:15 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on November 22, 2010, 02:46 PM
    Erm. Guys you shouldn't meet other people from the internet. Like Ever.

    Hey we met in Manchester a few months ago remember!  So what if you had to walk like John Wayne for a few days afterwards  cool2
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #828 - November 22, 2010, 04:37 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on November 22, 2010, 03:02 PM
    I was more worried that you would rape Tutsie. He's such a delicate child.


    A virgin rapist?  Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #829 - November 22, 2010, 04:43 PM
    Grin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #830 - November 22, 2010, 06:04 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 22, 2010, 01:16 PM
    Thanks that's a great idea! Although I'll do it around uni area. Lots of alleyways there lol I hid them in my bag when I bought them but then couldn't do the same to throw them out coz monday mornings dad drops me off.

    Lmao yh. BD13.........which is like a good 4 miles to town---25 mins bus journey  Cry I need a car!


    Cool, that's nice to know. If you ever want to hang out or something let me know... Like a week before. By the way, do you have fair skin?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #831 - November 22, 2010, 07:13 PM
     Cheesy
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #832 - November 22, 2010, 07:41 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on November 22, 2010, 06:04 PM
    By the way, do you have fair skin?


    Does it matter?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #833 - November 22, 2010, 08:09 PM
    Quote from: Lukatic on November 19, 2010, 08:12 PM
    My parents are gonna be away this whole weekend and I've been scheming to sneak in some forbidden things! But I'm so scared! I'm scared to buy those things here as a Muslim. Well, I'm not a Muslim, but I'm Malay, and Malay=Muslim here.  wacko


    When I was there, I used to buy beer all the time at carefour or seven eleven, and it was okay (my face is super malay), maybe you could just pretend to be a Chinese or Filipino whistling2
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #834 - November 22, 2010, 09:10 PM
    Quote from: XxThaminaxX on November 22, 2010, 07:41 PM
    Does it matter?


    Just asking. I can matter though since many desi girls go for the idealized fair skin look.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #835 - November 23, 2010, 04:11 PM
    I'm not your average desi girl  Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #836 - November 25, 2010, 04:28 AM
    I had beer for the first time today. It was fucking disgusting. vomit
    19:46   <zizo>: hugs could pimp u into sex

    Quote from: yeezevee
    well I am neither ex-Muslim nor absolute 100% Non-Muslim.. I am fucking Zebra

  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #837 - November 25, 2010, 06:27 AM
    Sigh, you'll get used to it ging, then you'll love it  Smiley

    In other news, I got super drunk on the weekend and made out with one of my friends' girlfriend...she just came up to me out of the blue and started making out with me! WTF? I must be a chick magnet  Cool
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #838 - November 25, 2010, 07:23 AM
    Quote from: zoomi on November 25, 2010, 06:27 AM
    Sigh, you'll get used to it ging, then you'll love it  Smiley

    In other news, I got super drunk on the weekend and made out with one of my friends' girlfriend...she just came up to me out of the blue and started making out with me! WTF? I must be a chick magnet  Cool


    +1 on beer

    and yeah +1 on the chick magnet thing

    Just this morning, while waiting at the bus stop, a girl walked up to me and stuck her tongue in my mouth, I reciprocated. Another beautiful day in the life of BlackDog.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #839 - November 25, 2010, 07:43 AM
    Lady boys don't count
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
    My political philosophy below
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwGat4i8pJI&feature=g-vrec
    Just kidding, here are some true heros
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBTgvK6LQqA
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