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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #870 - December 03, 2010, 10:20 PM
    SUUUUP

    I JUST HAD 7 SHOTS OF SKITTLES VODAK
    DISGUSTING DRINK BUT CAN GEHAMMERED IN MINUTE
    T YOU

    AMAZING


    BTW FUCK GIRLS ALRIGHT?
    FUCK THEM

    I SEPT WITH A GIRL LAST WEEKEDN AND SHE SAIUD ~"WE HAVE TO TAKE IT SLOWLY WE ARE NOIT RXCLUSIVE FEEL FREE TO GET FRIENDY WITH SOMEONE ELSE" OK? SO TONIGHT I KISSED ANOTHER GIRL AND SHE#S LIKE FUCK YOU YOU HCETAED ON ME YOU HUMILIATED ME INFRONT OF EVERYONE,,,,....IM LIKE I WAS DRUNK AND U SAID WERE NOT EXCLUSIVE SO WHAT THE FUCXK?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #871 - December 03, 2010, 10:21 PM
    SO SHE'S LIKE YEAH BUT NOT INFRONT OF EVERYONE     YOU BROKE MY HEART FUCK YOU AND NOW SHES PISSSSSED FUCK HER
    SHES FUCKING HOTTTTT BUIT FUCK HER  SHES GOT HUGE TITS BUT FIUCJKER HWER   

    IM SLEEPING WITH JANESS THIS NIGHT
    FUCK YOU
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #872 - December 03, 2010, 10:27 PM
    DUDE BROTHER COME TO CHAT NAOW

    STOP FRONTIN'
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #873 - December 03, 2010, 10:27 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on December 03, 2010, 10:21 PM
    SO SHE'S LIKE YEAH BUT NOT INFRONT OF EVERYONE     YOU BROKE MY HEART FUCK YOU AND NOW SHES PISSSSSED FUCK HER
    SHES FUCKING HOTTTTT BUIT FUCK HER  SHES GOT HUGE TITS BUT FIUCJKER HWER   

    IM SLEEPING WITH JANESS THIS NIGHT
    FUCK YOU


    FUCK HER DUDE FUCK THEM ALL

    COME TO CHAT
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #874 - December 03, 2010, 10:29 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on December 03, 2010, 10:20 PM
    SUUUUP

    I JUST HAD 7 SHOTS OF SKITTLES VODAK
    DISGUSTING DRINK BUT CAN GEHAMMERED IN MINUTE
    T YOU

    AMAZING


    BTW FUCK GIRLS ALRIGHT?
    FUCK THEM

    I SEPT WITH A GIRL LAST WEEKEDN AND SHE SAIUD ~"WE HAVE TO TAKE IT SLOWLY WE ARE NOIT RXCLUSIVE FEEL FREE TO GET FRIENDY WITH SOMEONE ELSE" OK? SO TONIGHT I KISSED ANOTHER GIRL AND SHE#S LIKE FUCK YOU YOU HCETAED ON ME YOU HUMILIATED ME INFRONT OF EVERYONE,,,,....IM LIKE I WAS DRUNK AND U SAID WERE NOT EXCLUSIVE SO WHAT THE FUCXK?


    WHAT THE FUCK MAN SHE WANTS SHIT ON HER OWN TERMS FUCK HER MAN


    COME TO CHAT
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #875 - December 04, 2010, 02:52 AM
    Update:

    Im sleeping n my bed ALONE yeah right no one with me....

    we w ent to a  club afterwards and this guy whos like one of my best friends bought me 3 jager bombs and I nought 2 vodka cokes....that's on  top of the 5-7 beeers and the 4 shots of vodka skittles I hadalready had so yaeg I ewas fucked pretty bad

    thing is he has a gorgeous girlfriend whos he beeeeen with since like tgey were 17 so he has othimg to gain or lose...whereas me I wanna get laid.....Anyway I kissed two girls in the ckub but then I had the jager bombs and Ii was too isck to evenh dance so I got a taxi home....

    Im not upset..t sjust that one of the girl i kissed was trying to  pull me and if it wasint for the shots she would be sleeeping right next to me now...oh and BTW i had the biggest crush on her since the start of the course...


    so yaeh good night ut coulda ended better
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #876 - December 04, 2010, 02:54 AM
    highlight of the night: i just received a faceboooook friend request from a guy who was laying comatose int my bed 3 hours ago !!

    I LOVE ALCOHOL
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #877 - December 04, 2010, 03:10 AM
    Wish me luck for tonight cos I fuckin need it.  Plus a few drinks.
    "Modern man's great illusion has been to convince himself that of all that has gone before he represents the zenith of human accomplishment, but can't summon the mental powers to read anything more demanding than emoticons. Fascinating. "

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #878 - December 04, 2010, 03:14 AM
    ^Good Luck Ras!!  I hope you get laid by a hundred men!  dance
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #879 - December 04, 2010, 03:27 AM
    Quote from: Saathiya on December 04, 2010, 03:14 AM
    ^Good Luck Ras!!  I hope you get laid by a hundred men!  dance


     Cheesy
    Considering the fact that I'm not into scoring autogoals, I'd be quite happy if it doesn't happen.  But thank you anyway Wink
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #880 - December 04, 2010, 04:49 PM
    If I drink a glass of G&T and a glass of Margarita in the afternoon, how long will it take before I could safely drive?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #881 - December 04, 2010, 05:15 PM
    Depends but I would say 2-3 hours should do it depending on how much food and water you have with it
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #882 - December 04, 2010, 05:42 PM
    Quote from: muddy on December 04, 2010, 04:49 PM
    If I drink a glass of G&T and a glass of Margarita in the afternoon, how long will it take before I could safely drive?

    I think most would be under the legal limit in the UK with this amount in their bloodstream, but I dunno about the laws in your country.  Work it out by calculating the number of units in the amount you drank, but note different constitutions behave differently.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #883 - December 05, 2010, 02:21 AM
    I am not concerned about laws. I am concerned about safe operation of my car, and if I am at risk of risking my life or anyone else's..

    So far the only time I was really drunk was after three glasses and a shot..
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #884 - December 05, 2010, 02:27 AM
    arent you concerned about getting caught by the police & being banned then?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #885 - December 05, 2010, 03:20 AM
    lol, I meant I want to keep my bar higher then the law...  grin12 My life and car are both expensive.. Smiley
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #886 - December 06, 2010, 02:18 PM
    Quote from: Iraqi Atheist on December 04, 2010, 02:52 AM
    Update:

    Im sleeping n my bed ALONE yeah right no one with me....

    we w ent to a  club afterwards and this guy whos like one of my best friends bought me 3 jager bombs and I nought 2 vodka cokes....that's on  top of the 5-7 beeers and the 4 shots of vodka skittles I hadalready had so yaeg I ewas fucked pretty bad

    thing is he has a gorgeous girlfriend whos he beeeeen with since like tgey were 17 so he has othimg to gain or lose...whereas me I wanna get laid.....Anyway I kissed two girls in the ckub but then I had the jager bombs and Ii was too isck to evenh dance so I got a taxi home....

    Im not upset..t sjust that one of the girl i kissed was trying to  pull me and if it wasint for the shots she would be sleeeping right next to me now...oh and BTW i had the biggest crush on her since the start of the course...


    so yaeh good night ut coulda ended better


    Binge drinking in a nightclub to mask your insecurities is a dangerous game. You may tell yourself it is because you like to drink, sure this is a part of it, but not the whole picture.

    Notice how you said "If it weren't for the..." I wouldn't be alone. It must be nice to knowingly get shit faced, and then blame the "booze" for your failures. I suspect this has already become a pattern in your life.

    Aside from being the drunken Arab in the club  Roll Eyes you are heading down the road to severe alcoholism.

    You are begging for someone to say this to you by posting in such a manner, even though you will probably react negatively.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #887 - December 06, 2010, 02:34 PM
    There are always alternative explanations pauk. Why are you convinced that the one explanation that paints IA in the worst possible light is so correct that you are willing to be disrespectful publicly to post it?
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #888 - December 06, 2010, 02:50 PM
    I suppose you would rather I encourage him down the path to destruction, like the others here do.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #889 - December 06, 2010, 02:54 PM
    No, I do not think anyone wants to encourage that. However, I do not think it is your place to publically admonish an adult for doing as he pleases - if he requires a psychological evaluation I am sure he knows how to go about undertaking such a task.
    At evening, casual flocks of pigeons make
    Ambiguous undulations as they sink,
    Downward to darkness, on extended wings. - Stevens
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #890 - December 06, 2010, 04:34 PM
    ...
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #891 - December 06, 2010, 04:44 PM
    So yeah I did get completely wrecked on Sat. Decide it was my last day of drinking, and to give up alcohol, so after 6/7 years my romance with the alcohol comes to and end, and I suppose it is for the good.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #892 - December 06, 2010, 04:50 PM
    From my own drunken experiences, and I've not even related have of the shit I have done drunk. I finally decide to say fuck the drink. Even though I love it so much. You just have to hit the bottom, and I meed suicidal bottom, when you've been sick in your bed and you wake up the next morning feeling like shit, still pissed and suicidal because you want the fear to go.

    I don't know, maybe 2 months later I might be getting a drink, but right now I've never felt this much resolve to say, I don't need to.

     
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #893 - December 06, 2010, 04:52 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on December 06, 2010, 04:44 PM
    So yeah I did get completely wrecked on Sat. Decide it was my last day of drinking, and to give up alcohol, so after 6/7 years my romance with the alcohol comes to and end, and I suppose it is for the good.


    that's what they all say.  You;lll be drinking soon enough.
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #894 - December 06, 2010, 05:00 PM
    Quote from: Saathiya on December 06, 2010, 04:52 PM
    that's what they all say.  You;lll be drinking soon enough.


    It could be a possibility. I am not the type a person to make a shrine and big deal out of my non drinking, like constantly give this sad and soppy story or why I stopped drinking. I drank because I liked that stuff, I drank myself no one forced me into drinking and on one was to blame but myself. It's either life or alcohol. 
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #895 - December 06, 2010, 05:04 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on December 06, 2010, 05:00 PM
    It's either life or alcohol. 

    why should one preclude the other?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #896 - December 06, 2010, 05:17 PM
    ive never consumed alcohol before lol


    i lead a very sheltered life lol:bows:
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    (I no naka no kawazu taikai wo shirazu)
    A frog in a well does not know the great sea.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #897 - December 06, 2010, 05:34 PM
    It happens.
    So once again I'm left with the classic Irish man's dilemma, do I eat the potato or do I let it ferment so I can drink it later?
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #898 - December 06, 2010, 06:38 PM
    Quote from: Pauk on December 06, 2010, 02:18 PM
    Binge drinking in a nightclub to mask your insecurities is a dangerous game. You may tell yourself it is because you like to drink, sure this is a part of it, but not the whole picture.

    Notice how you said "If it weren't for the..." I wouldn't be alone. It must be nice to knowingly get shit faced, and then blame the "booze" for your failures. I suspect this has already become a pattern in your life.

    Aside from being the drunken Arab in the club  Roll Eyes you are heading down the road to severe alcoholism.

    You are begging for someone to say this to you by posting in such a manner, even though you will probably react negatively.

    Cool story, brah.  Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #899 - December 07, 2010, 04:28 AM
    ^ Aw Iraqi!  I thought you were gonna tell him off!!  You should've!  I would have been so turned on... Kiss.
    "A good man is so hard to find but a hard man is so good to find"
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