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 Topic: The Drunk Thread

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1020 - July 20, 2011, 12:46 PM
    Quote from: deusvult on July 16, 2011, 10:48 PM
    Ive been drinking, but I haven't been around a computer when I was.  

    Quote from: King Tut on July 17, 2011, 01:43 PM
    Going to get drunk tonight.

     DRINKING RASCALS,  Momins should make an examples out of you by lashing you..



    You should be WHIPPED by four men for your drinking problems..
    Quote
    FOUR men who broke into a home and held a man down before whipping him as a form of religious punishment for drinking alcohol demonstrated a ''complete and utter'' disregard for the laws of this state, a court has been told.

    Two men have been charged over the attack on Christian Martinez, 31, a convert,  who was allegedly lashed 40 times with a cord as a sharia punishment in his north Silverwater apartment on Sunday morning.


    Quote
    Mr Lolis said Mr Cifci chose a ''particularised usage of religious law'' to justify his part in the attack on the victim.

    Mr Cifci's barrister, Ertunc Ozen, said his client had never been in trouble with the law. He said the prosecution's accusation that his client held a disregard for the law could be made against anyone facing a criminal charge, regardless of their religious beliefs.

    ''Leaving the emotions out of this, leaving the obvious controversy out of this and the sharia law to one side … every criminal offence, if proven, has a disregard for the laws of this state,'' he told the court.

    The magistrate, Tim Keady, granted Mr Cifci bail on the provision he posted $10,000 and his parents put up $50,000 as surety. Mr Cifci cannot leave his Auburn home without one of his parents, and has a night-time curfew.
     





    That is only the solution for you Drunks..   Let me get a glass of wine with shot of Vodka..with a mint leaf in it..
    Do not let silence become your legacy.. Question everything   
    I renounced my faith to become a kafir, 
    the beloved betrayed me and turned in to  a Muslim     
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1021 - July 20, 2011, 07:32 PM
    Imagine, this weekend my uncle bought 2 six packs of Heineken but refused to share one with me because he doesnt want me to be blamed for corrupting me

    Does this guy have any idea on how long i have been drinking beer?   Huh?
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1022 - July 20, 2011, 09:20 PM
    Quote from: Naija Infidel on July 20, 2011, 07:32 PM
    Imagine, this weekend my uncle bought 2 six packs of Heineken but refused to share one with me because he doesnt want me to be blamed for corrupting me

    Does this guy have any idea on how long i have been drinking beer?   Huh?


    Heineken! not worth drinking anyways so you didn't miss much  Tongue
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1023 - July 21, 2011, 05:55 AM
    Quote from: yeezevee on July 20, 2011, 12:46 PM
     DRINKING RASCALS,  Momins should make an examples out of you by lashing you..

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    You should be WHIPPED by four men for your drinking problems..

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    That is only the solution for you Drunks..   Let me get a glass of wine with shot of Vodka..with a mint leaf in it..

    Thanks Yeez. Just another reminder why it is far more fun to be a debauched raging infidel than a muslim. Long live the infidel, chinchin  Smiley
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1024 - July 21, 2011, 09:23 PM
    Bottle of dom perignon

    2 captaian morgan wirth cocke (doubles)

    4 cuba libras

    2 patrons

    and one random kissing session with a toff.


    I would say that = a good night.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1025 - July 21, 2011, 09:28 PM
    DOUBLE COCKS WHAT? w00t w00t
    Rather be forgotten than remembered for giving in.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1026 - July 21, 2011, 09:29 PM
    LOL

     Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
    errrr



    cokes Tongue
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1027 - July 21, 2011, 09:53 PM

    Innes and Gunn at the Evil Eye

    Kwak at the House of Trembling Madness

    Later followed by G&Ts, white wine and whisky.

    Sadly no random kissing sessions though  Cry
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1028 - July 21, 2011, 09:55 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 21, 2011, 09:23 PM
    Bottle of dom perignon

    2 captaian morgan wirth cocke (doubles)

    4 cuba libras

    2 patrons

    and one random kissing session with a toff.


    I would say that = a good night.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy




    PLAYER
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1029 - July 21, 2011, 11:15 PM
    Hater.  ><
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1030 - July 22, 2011, 12:58 AM
    LOL berbsy! Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1031 - July 27, 2011, 12:29 PM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 21, 2011, 09:23 PM
    Bottle of dom perignon

    2 captaian morgan wirth cocke (doubles)

    4 cuba libras

    2 patrons

    and one random kissing session with a toff.


    I would say that = a good night.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy




    Quote from: Prince Spinoza on July 21, 2011, 09:55 PM
    PLAYER


    5 glasses of wine ,no food and my recent long absence of sexual activity. I kissed a random and went home with someone else that night. How's that for a playa  piggy Tongue
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1032 - July 27, 2011, 12:34 PM
    Lucky random. And even luckier Someone Else  yes
    Hi
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1033 - July 27, 2011, 12:39 PM
    Why have I still not found my way back here when I'm drunk?!  Roll Eyes
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1034 - July 31, 2011, 11:21 AM
    I might not have come here last night, but I do have a special message for you, my sweet sweet dear Drunk Thread. grin12

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    Em Kay
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    Em Kay
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1035 - July 31, 2011, 11:22 AM
    To be honest that looks like fake drunk tying.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1036 - July 31, 2011, 11:27 AM
    Captain Morgen, attacking your organs. The shit gansta rapers rap out.

    @1:57

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJOsjP33nF4

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1037 - July 31, 2011, 11:40 AM
    Quote from: BerberElla on July 21, 2011, 09:23 PM
    Bottle of dom perignon

    2 captaian morgan wirth cocke (doubles)

    4 cuba libras

    2 patrons

    and one random kissing session with a toff.


    I would say that = a good night.   Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy



    How did I miss that kissing session with someone of class? seems like you've started to move up in the world you get this gentleman's number?
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1038 - July 31, 2011, 11:43 AM
    Quote from: King Tut on July 31, 2011, 11:40 AM
    How did I miss that kissing session with someone of class? seems like you've started to move up in the world you get this gentleman's number?


     Cheesy Cheesy

    Yes, but I have ignored the calls.  Not my type, I was just a bit drunk at the time and he landed his lips on mine.
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1039 - July 31, 2011, 11:47 AM
    No, no you can't do that just invite him over here be friends with him, trust me classy men are good for your health and can also give you elocution lessons.
    Left the forum: http://www.councilofexmuslims.com/index.php?topic=22997
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1040 - July 31, 2011, 11:54 AM
    Maybe you should go find one then, Tut.
    "Befriend them not, Oh murtads, and give them neither parrot nor bunny."  - happymurtad's advice on trolls.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1041 - July 31, 2011, 12:26 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on July 31, 2011, 11:47 AM
    No, no you can't do that just invite him over here be friends with him, trust me classy men are good for your health and can also give you elocution lessons.


    Lol err no thanks, having elocution lessons is not my idea of good for my health, or indeed even his.   Cheesy
    Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1042 - July 31, 2011, 12:42 PM
    Hello!!!!! I posted my drunkenness here !!! where are the comments ?!  finmad finmad finmad


    Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1043 - July 31, 2011, 12:44 PM
    Quote from: King Tut on July 31, 2011, 11:47 AM
    No, no you can't do that just invite him over here be friends with him, trust me classy men are good for your health and can also give you elocution lessons.


    what utter bollocks, toffs love to corrupt the innocent!
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1044 - July 31, 2011, 12:46 PM
    Zaibs: Do you mind translating the second one? It makes no sense towards the end?
    Hi
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1045 - July 31, 2011, 12:52 PM
     wacko ...Errmm I don't really know tbh .. Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

    All I know is that I wanted to post here when I was drunk but I couldn't find my way to the forum so I ended up posting it on facebook instead.  dance
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1046 - July 31, 2011, 11:02 PM
    Just hit me i am traveling back to the land of sand in an hour  "grabs a glass of wine"
    "Tomorrow is the today you were worried about yesterday" Unknown
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1047 - August 27, 2011, 01:11 AM
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    MMMMMMMMMMM
    GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


    I am a bit tispsy


    But I am able to still rhyme ... can't you see ? Smiley
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1048 - August 27, 2011, 01:11 AM
    lol ................
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1049 - August 27, 2011, 01:16 AM
    lol... enjoy it highoctane... errr... mr. six pack!
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