The Drunk Thread

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Reply #1321 - December 17, 2011, 11:10 PM

J'ai un pantalon bleu/Je porte un pantalon bleu* Tongue

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قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

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Reply #1323 - December 17, 2011, 11:31 PM

Je voudrais votre bleu pantalon s'il vous plaît monsieur! Afro

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Reply #1325 - December 17, 2011, 11:52 PM

By the way, I've finally tried white wine. Tastes like piss.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد

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Reply #1327 - December 17, 2011, 11:53 PM

Quote from: harakaat on December 17, 2011, 11:52 PM

By the way, I've finally tried white wine. Tastes like piss.

I've never tried piss before. How does it taste?

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Reply #1329 - December 17, 2011, 11:57 PM

Quote from: L'il Miss Geeky on December 17, 2011, 11:54 PM

In what context did you drink piss?

In a masochistic context. I drank my own piss, and tried to imagine it was a hot girl's.

Quote from: -Tmp- on December 17, 2011, 11:53 PM

I've never tried piss before. How does it taste?

Salty, strong, a bit bitter... it tastes a lot like it smells, actually. It's not that unpleasant.

قل للمليحة في الخمار الأسود
مـاذا فـعــلت بــناسـك مـتـعـبد

قـد كـان شـمّر لــلـصلاة ثـيابه
حتى خـطرت له بباب المسجد

ردي عليـه صـلاتـه وصيـامــه
لا تـقــتـلــيه بـحـق ديــن محمد

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Reply #1331 - December 24, 2011, 07:46 AM

good lord, i fucking hate it when guys act all macho and shit on me just 'cause i'm having fun and they're being loser asses. i was at karaoke and i was singing and having fun and i accidentally spilled a bit of beer at a bunch of guys and i apologized but they kept giving me stares. i was even at my table about to leave and they gave me the deathliest stares so i went up to their table and was like guys i'm so sorry, and i shook their hands, and one guy was cool, but the other was like i hope you're sorry! and i was about to lose it, i mean i had already apologized to him, but he was just being an ass... but i figured there's no point, so i just shook his hand and was like "yeh man, i'm sorry."

seriously, what the fuck.. just 'cause i'm dancing and having fun with girls while you're being a lamer loser ass doesn't mean you get to take it all out on me, not my fucking problem, assface.

i had fun though. i sang a few songs, and while i was on stage another girl's song came on and i was like "i'm gonna sing with you!" and she was like "okay!" haha... and i met a really hot girl and was having fun with her but she got a boyfriend.. boo! lool. fun night tho! i hung out with a friend i've always wanted to hang out with but before that our plans never worked out, he's really cool. i really had a lot of fun!

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Reply #1333 - December 24, 2011, 02:30 PM

of course, i would hate it as well. but it barely touched them. i mean i just tripped over and a bit of beer splashed. he got all uppity and shit and was like "yo man you drenched my pants" or whatever and pointed at his pants like they were soaked or something. i was seriously gonna say, dude look at your fucking pants, they're dry!

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Reply #1335 - December 26, 2011, 03:52 PM

I once said that im starting to prefer alcohol over a joint but now i dont think so. I dont really drink like before, i can say its been a month now since i havent raised a bottle, I just dont enjoy it like i used to before plus im starting to build high tolerance towards it.i mean do i have to down like three bottles of beer to get drunk,like WTH, why dont i just enjoy a single joint and be fucked up.

Joint > Booze, anyday anytime.

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Reply #1337 - December 29, 2011, 05:33 PM

"We were married by a Reform rabbi in Long Island. A very Reform rabbi. A Nazi."-- Woody Allen

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Reply #1339 - December 29, 2011, 08:41 PM

I used to smoke pot many years ago until it kept giving me The Fear. Only touched it once since and it felt like I had gone to Hell. Fuck. Never again, man.

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Reply #1341 - December 29, 2011, 09:28 PM

Quote from: BerberElla on December 29, 2011, 08:31 PM

dude, getting drunk on 3 beers is still not a high tolerance. Cheesy

I like getting tipsy when I'm out. If I'm out I;d rather be drinking than smoking. It's only if I;m kicking back at home that I like to smoke. considering how much I smoke its quite clear I'm mostly a hermit. Grin

But in the summer I go out more and then I'd rather be drinking. makes me more social less paranoid.

Dont get me wrong, i enjoyed the tipsy and had many blissful moments, in fact i even wrote about it,then i gradually started feeling sick anytime i drink a bottle and barely got tipsy,which i started to find it annoying.

Weed makes me mellow,in addition to that Babylon is more blissful especially if its close to the river or in the nature,im more happy and i had many of those lightbulb moments,which just reminded of my pothead buddie, a happy-go-lucky guy and very funny,i miss him Grin

*Babylon means sharing a joint with another person, Weed is one of the few things i love to share Tongue

"I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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Reply #1343 - January 02, 2012, 06:34 PM

A toast to loneliness.

Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit.

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Reply #1345 - January 02, 2012, 06:38 PM

Finished the brandy off to the toast.

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Reply #1347 - January 20, 2012, 08:09 PM

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Reply #1349 - January 26, 2012, 08:17 PM

Rum and Redbull <3

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