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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1350 - January 27, 2012, 01:08 AM
    WTF? Surely it’s Vodka & Red Bull?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1351 - January 27, 2012, 01:12 AM
    LOL Nah, I HATE vodka (except absolute vanilla vodka). But yeah Rum and Redbull = <3
    You should try it some time. The buzz it gives you is MUAAAAD.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1352 - January 27, 2012, 01:24 AM
    Gimme booze. Any booze. Please.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1353 - February 29, 2012, 06:29 PM
    Quote from: Jema on January 27, 2012, 01:12 AM
    LOL Nah, I HATE vodka (except absolute vanilla vodka). But yeah Rum and Redbull = <3
    You should try it some time. The buzz it gives you is MUAAAAD.


    Damn, i  should have bought the rum, anyway im having this one while listening to Led Zeppelin.


    Don Simon Vino Tinto, its a red wine.

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1354 - February 29, 2012, 07:07 PM
    Wine from a box. How classy.  Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1355 - February 29, 2012, 08:08 PM
    Pardon me for being noob when it comes to alcohol, im just experimenting various kinds of drinks. Tongue
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1356 - February 29, 2012, 09:54 PM
    wine seems to give the worst hangovers imho.

    and!! Rum OR cognac with Loca Mocha monster drink
    is AWESOME!!!!  Talk about an energetic buzz lol.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1357 - February 29, 2012, 10:13 PM
    What’s a hangover? Oh right, that thing people get that I’ve never suffered from. EVER. Cheesy
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1358 - February 29, 2012, 10:34 PM
    If I am ever in the grip of a terminal illness, my chosen method of euthanasia will involve a vodka colonic.

    It doesn't do to go to one's end with less than a squeakily clean bottom. Which, no doubt, will be the last sound I hear...
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1359 - February 29, 2012, 11:30 PM
    inserting alcohol in the colon causes immediate drunkeness and is very dangerous.
    there is no "filtering" and the alcohol goes straight into the bloodstream.
    But if you are terminally ill, who cares, right?  Tongue
    When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1360 - March 01, 2012, 07:06 AM
    ahoi mates,

    ye drunken, ye might want to learn this secret techniques,  cheers!

     m.wikihow.com/Use-Drunken-Fist
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1361 - March 01, 2012, 07:41 AM
    Quote from: toor on February 29, 2012, 10:34 PM
    If I am ever in the grip of a terminal illness, my chosen method of euthanasia will involve a vodka colonic.

    It doesn't do to go to one's end with less than a squeakily clean bottom. Which, no doubt, will be the last sound I hear...



     Huh? 

    how to do that, are you goin to pop vodka bottle in "you know there"?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1362 - March 01, 2012, 08:05 AM
    By tipping the guys at Dignitas a few quid, probably.
    Before it gets too late, you will find escape.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1363 - March 01, 2012, 08:07 AM
    Quote
    Quote from: paranoid on March 01, 2012, 07:41 AM

     Huh?  

    how to do that, are you goin to pop vodka bottle in "you know there"?

    Quote from: Jinn and Tonic on February 29, 2012, 11:30 PM
    inserting alcohol in the colon causes immediate drunkeness and is very dangerous.
    there is no "filtering" and the alcohol goes straight into the bloodstream.
    But if you are terminally ill, who cares, right?  Tongue


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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1364 - March 01, 2012, 08:27 AM
    yeez

    I have voted,  I nominate you yeez, can I take back my nomination and revote for zoomi?
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1365 - March 01, 2012, 09:06 AM
    Quote from: Cato on February 29, 2012, 08:08 PM
    Pardon me for being noob when it comes to alcohol, im just experimenting various kinds of drinks. Tongue

    I'm not judging. I'm actually jealous. Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1366 - March 01, 2012, 03:30 PM
    You wont anymore once you become legal.
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1367 - March 01, 2012, 03:41 PM
    I have three years, four months before that happens.
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1368 - March 01, 2012, 03:48 PM
    Oh i forgot that 21 is the legal age in some states,well i didnt start drinking till my late 20's
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1369 - March 01, 2012, 04:15 PM
    Wait... I thought you were in your early twenties!

    Congrats on aging well. Or giving fake pics.  Tongue
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1370 - March 01, 2012, 04:38 PM
     Im flattered that someone thinks im in my early 20's Grin

    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1371 - March 01, 2012, 04:39 PM
    How old are you...?
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1372 - March 01, 2012, 04:48 PM
    25-30 Tongue
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1373 - March 01, 2012, 04:51 PM
    -_-
    Life is what happens to you while you're staring at your smartphone.

    Eternal Sunshine of the Religionless Mind
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1374 - March 01, 2012, 04:55 PM
    grin12
    "I'm standing here like an asshole holding my Charles Dickens"

    "No theory,No ready made system,no book that has ever been written to save the world. i cleave to no system.."-Bakunin
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1375 - March 05, 2012, 09:10 AM
    marking papers is so much more enjoyable with a bottle of wine...
    I guarantee that at least one of your uni papers has been marked by someone who was at least partially intoxicated.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1376 - March 05, 2012, 09:43 AM
    I've done more difficult things drunk.  Cheesy

    Not done them well mind you, but still.
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  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1377 - March 05, 2012, 10:09 AM
    I never drink alcohol, don't wanna get caught by police and get canned in prison, tell me, how does it feels  when one drunk? I'm curios..
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1378 - March 05, 2012, 10:18 AM
    It' nice to enjoy a few drinks now and again, makes you feel relaxed and chilled. I like to have a glass of wine while I'm cooking dinner.
    Being drunk is the pits though, not nice at all.
  • Re: The Drunk Thread
     Reply #1379 - March 05, 2012, 12:05 PM
    Quote from: paranoid on March 05, 2012, 10:09 AM
    I never drink alcohol, don't wanna get caught by police and get canned in prison, tell me, how does it feels  when one drunk? I'm curios..


    Every motion you make is magnified ten times. The music sounds better, you feel warm and happy for no reason (and in my case, flirtatious), with an incredible urge to say and do stupid things. And then if you overdo it, you'll start feeling that the room is spinning around you, you'll feel like throwing up, you'll throw up, and then you'll pass out in your own vomit.

    Enjoyable, overall Tongue
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