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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1680 - June 10, 2012, 10:25 PM
    Cheesy ZOMGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't have Facebook ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Cheesy

    Bloody sensible IMO. I don't have the silly thing either. Never saw the point of it.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1681 - June 10, 2012, 10:26 PM
    Roll Eyes That's cuz you're old. (No offence.)

    Godot is young-ish! He should have FB! FB was MADE during his DAY!
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1682 - June 10, 2012, 10:29 PM
    ^
    I don't have Facebook either! I don't care WTF other people are up to, and I don't wanna be poked. Cheesy

    plus I have no real life friends yet, nor is my life interesting to share with others

  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1683 - June 10, 2012, 10:30 PM
    Most people on FB have no real life friends either. That's why they're so keen to accumulate "friends" on FB. Cheesy
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1684 - June 10, 2012, 10:30 PM
    Quote from: -Tmp- on June 10, 2012, 10:29 PM
    ^
    I don't have Facebook either! I don't care WTF other people are up to, and I don't wanna be poked. Cheesy

    plus I have no real life friends yet



    "Yet"? :S

    And it's okay if we meet IRL we'll be friends Smiley and then you can get an FB account and add me! yay!!!!

    And okay you need FB, I'm sorry Tmp but you should make an account. You just NEED it okay!
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1685 - June 10, 2012, 10:31 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 10, 2012, 10:30 PM
    Most people on FB have no real life friends either. That's why they're so keen to accumulate "friends" on FB. Cheesy

    What do you know anyway? You don't even have FB, you can't make generalised statements!

    Here is a fact: Friends arrange parties on FB. yes There, now you have learned something new from your younger, wiser, female friend. We could be friends on FB too if you had an FB account. Angry
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1686 - June 10, 2012, 10:32 PM
    Friends arrange parties via phone too. Shit, they might even talk face to face (without the book bit). Tongue
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1687 - June 10, 2012, 10:33 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1688 - June 10, 2012, 10:35 PM
    Phone? :/ No. That's not the way it works.

    Here are all the useful (non time wasting) aspects of my FB account (which Godot and Tmp, being younger than 40, ought to have too!!):

    1. Several groups related to my courses, e.g. a Biology group which I am constantly bombarding with questions

    2. Planning parties

    3. When I lose my phone (which I never use anyway): contacting people

    4. Access to info about my extracurricular/clubs activities

    5. Stuff that the school posts, e.g. stuff about prom, graduation, yearbook, etc

    SO YOU SEE! It's a useful resource. If I had a 'real' job, it'd be even more useful yes
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1689 - June 10, 2012, 10:36 PM
    Quote from: Godot on June 10, 2012, 10:33 PM
    I've got no "faces" to "book". Tongue

    You don't have friends & family?!

    K I'm a strong advocate of people having FB accounts. I'm gonna force you and Tmp (maybe--I don't know him that well so maybe that might come across as intrusive) to make one!!!!!!

    SO MAKE ONE! dance Then I'll spam your wall so that you appear to be popular
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1690 - June 10, 2012, 10:37 PM
    How much does Mark Zuckerberg pay you, chepea?
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1691 - June 10, 2012, 10:38 PM
    I receive no payment. I'm just an altruist. Always helping my fellow man.
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1692 - June 10, 2012, 10:38 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQ1vTYog-U
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1693 - June 10, 2012, 10:39 PM
    OOH also FB is the reason I can type so fast!!

    So there! Smiley Everyone join FB! You'll have so much fun!
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1694 - June 10, 2012, 10:39 PM
    Never trust anyone who claims to be altruistic.
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1695 - June 10, 2012, 10:43 PM
    Quote from: Abood on June 10, 2012, 10:38 PM
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cQ1vTYog-U

    Oh Lord....
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1696 - June 10, 2012, 10:43 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 10, 2012, 10:39 PM
    Never trust anyone who claims to be altruistic.

    Never trust anyone who sows seeds of distrust amongst forum members. For shame, Os! Tongue
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1697 - June 10, 2012, 10:46 PM
    Quote from: chepea on June 10, 2012, 10:43 PM
    Never trust anyone who sows seeds of distrust amongst forum members. For shame, Os! Tongue

    Don't trust Chepea. She's evil. yes
    Devious, treacherous, murderous, neanderthal, sub-human of the West. bunny
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1698 - June 10, 2012, 10:46 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1699 - June 10, 2012, 10:47 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 10, 2012, 10:46 PM
    Don't trust Chepea. She's evil. yes

    Don't trust Os. He's Australian. yes
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1700 - June 10, 2012, 10:47 PM
    Quote from: Godot on June 10, 2012, 10:46 PM
    I see my immediate family in person every single day - that's already more than enough. My extended family nauseates me to such a degree that the less I communicate with them, the better it is for my health. As for friends, I don't have any in real life, and I can already communicate with the ones I've made online just fine, so I really don't see the need for a Facebook account.

    Ohh. Why does your extended family nauseate you?

    And :( :( but you'll make friends at work so then you'll need an FB account. yes Do the wise thing, make one now! Tongue
    Self ban for Ramadan (THAT RHYMES)

    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1701 - June 10, 2012, 10:50 PM
    Quote from: Godot on June 10, 2012, 10:11 PM
    Laugh it up while you still can, folks. I won't be around much longer anyway - or at least nowhere near as often as I am now. Afro


    I love how you throw that out there, as if it were a threat.  Cheesy
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1702 - June 10, 2012, 10:50 PM
    Os:



    (I just googled "Facebook Hater" and this came up, and I think it's fitting cuz it's some old white guy...)
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    Expect me to come back a Muslim. Cool Tongue j/k we'll see..
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1703 - June 10, 2012, 10:53 PM
    I just Googled "facebook fangirl". Cheesy

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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1704 - June 10, 2012, 10:55 PM
    Also, facebook fucking sucks.  Afro

    Mark Zuckerburg may have stolen my information on false premises, but I will never let him sell my soul to his data mining criminal friends.

     lipsrsealed  nyanya
    Quote from: yeezevee on February 11, 2016, 02:05 PM
    how fuck works without shit??


    Let's Play Chess!

    harakaat, friend, RIP
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1705 - June 10, 2012, 10:55 PM
    .
    You need to read this book.
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1706 - June 10, 2012, 10:56 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 10, 2012, 10:53 PM
    I just Googled "facebook fangirl". Cheesy

    (Clicky for piccy!)

    Angry I don't have bleached hair....
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1707 - June 10, 2012, 10:56 PM
    Quote from: osmanthus on June 10, 2012, 10:30 PM
    Most people on FB have no real life friends either. That's why they're so keen to accumulate "friends" on FB. Cheesy


    This reminds me of this speech by Erich Schmidt, former Google CEO:
    "Take your eyes off that screen and look into the eyes of the person that you love. Have a conversation--a real conversation with the friends who  make you think, with the family who make you laugh. Don't push a button saying I like something, actually tell them! What a concept!

    Engage in the world around you and feel, taste, and smell and hug what's right there right in front of you, not what's a click away. Life is not lived in the glow of monitor. Life is not a series of status updates. Life is not about your friend count, it's the friends who you can actually count on. Right? So life is about who you love, how you live, it's about who you travel with through the world. Your family, your collaborators, your friends. Life is a social experience first, and the best aspects of that experience are not lonely ones, they're spent in the company of others. Our modern landscape has changed yes-- but our humanity will always remain, and that, above all else, is what makes us who we are."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=GZRIMQxje7k#t=629s
  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1708 - June 10, 2012, 10:56 PM
    Quote from: asbie on June 10, 2012, 10:55 PM
    Also, facebook fucking sucks.  Afro

    Mark Zuckerburg may have stolen my information on false premises, but I will never let him sell my soul to his data mining criminal friends.

     lipsrsealed  nyanya

    What sort of top-secret info do you have anyway that some corporations can't know about? It's not like they couldn't find out your name, birthday, friends etc through other routes.
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  • Re: How I imagine CEMB members
     Reply #1709 - June 10, 2012, 10:57 PM
    Quote from: Godot on June 10, 2012, 10:55 PM
    They're all morons.

    Why?

    Quote
    Oh, how you overestimate me.

    You WILL!! Just be nice Smiley Like you are. No biggie.
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