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  • Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     OP - May 17, 2010, 05:38 PM
    Deut 25:11-12

    11 If men get into a fight with one another, and the wife of one intervenes to rescue her husband from the grip of his opponent by reaching out and seizing his genitals, 12 you shall cut off her hand; show no pity.


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    Edited the title!
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible
     Reply #1 - May 17, 2010, 05:38 PM
     mysmilie_977
    My Book     news002       
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible
     Reply #2 - May 17, 2010, 05:40 PM
    Gen 38:8-10

    8 Then Judah said to Onan, ‘Go in to your brother’s wife and perform the duty of a brother-in-law to her; raise up offspring for your brother.’ 9 But since Onan knew that the offspring would not be his, he spilled his semen on the ground whenever he went in to his brother’s wife, so that he would not give offspring to his brother. 10 What he did was displeasing in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible
     Reply #3 - May 17, 2010, 05:43 PM
    Deut 21:18-21

    18 If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who will not obey his father and mother, who does not heed them when they discipline him, 19 then his father and his mother shall take hold of him and bring him out to the elders of his town at the gate of that place. 20 They shall say to the elders of his town, ‘This son of ours is stubborn and rebellious. He will not obey us. He is a glutton and a drunkard.’ 21 Then all the men of the town shall stone him to death. So you shall purge the evil from your midst; and all Israel will hear, and be afraid.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible
     Reply #4 - May 17, 2010, 05:45 PM
    Deut 20:10-18

    10 When you draw near to a town to fight against it, offer it terms of peace. 11 If it accepts your terms of peace and surrenders to you, then all the people in it shall serve you in forced labour. 12 If it does not submit to you peacefully, but makes war against you, then you shall besiege it; 13 and when the Lord your God gives it into your hand, you shall put all its males to the sword. 14 You may, however, take as your booty the women, the children, livestock, and everything else in the town, all its spoil. You may enjoy the spoil of your enemies, which the Lord your God has given you. 15 Thus you shall treat all the towns that are very far from you, which are not towns of the nations here. 16 But as for the towns of these peoples that the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance, you must not let anything that breathes remain alive. 17 You shall annihilate them—the Hittites and the Amorites, the Canaanites and the Perizzites, the Hivites and the Jebusites—just as the Lord your God has commanded, 18 so that they may not teach you to do all the abhorrent things that they do for their gods, and you thus sin against the Lord your God.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #5 - May 17, 2010, 05:53 PM
    Ex 35:2

    2 For six days shall work be done, but on the seventh day you shall have a holy sabbath of solemn rest to the Lord; whoever does any work on it shall be put to death.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #6 - May 17, 2010, 05:54 PM
    1 Timothy 2:11-12

     11A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent.



    Source: http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Timothy+2%3A11-12&version=NIV
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #7 - May 17, 2010, 06:05 PM
    Gotta lurve the Bybell!  dance
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #8 - May 17, 2010, 06:13 PM
    @ RIBS

    could you please show some love-filled verses from the NT? Like how a good Christian must befriend infidels?

    2 Corinthians 6:14-15
    Do not be yoked together with unbelievers (infidels). For what do righteousness and wickedness have in common? Or what fellowship can light have with darkness? What harmony is there between Christ and Belial? What does a believer have in common with an unbeliever?

    2 John 1:10-11
    If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not take him into your house or welcome him. Anyone who welcomes him shares in his wicked work.

    Romans 1:28-32
    Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless. Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.

    So much love! I believe verses like the ones I listed above are the reason why crusaders thought they were serving their God. Or is it because Jesus said many times not to ignore the OT (which constitutes two thirds of the Bible)? Is this why the Church, until recently, was pretty much harsh with the infidels?
    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #9 - May 17, 2010, 06:20 PM
    I love the Bible, the lol is too much.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #10 - May 17, 2010, 06:22 PM
    Lev 20:13

    If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #11 - May 17, 2010, 06:22 PM
    The parts about boobs always made me giggle  piggy
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #12 - May 17, 2010, 06:23 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:22 PM
    Lev 20:13

    If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall be put to death; their blood is upon them.


    Whaaaaat?! But, but, I thought the Bible is OK with homosexuality?

     Roll Eyes
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #13 - May 17, 2010, 06:24 PM
    Isaiah 13:13-16

    13 Therefore I will make the heavens tremble,
       and the earth will be shaken out of its place,
    at the wrath of the Lord of hosts
       on the day of his fierce anger.
    14 Like a hunted gazelle,
       or like sheep with no one to gather them,
    all will turn to their own people,
       and all will flee to their own lands.
    15 Whoever is found will be thrust through,
       and whoever is caught will fall by the sword.
    16 Their infants will be dashed to pieces
       before their eyes;
    their houses will be plundered,
       and their wives ravished.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #14 - May 17, 2010, 06:24 PM
    Quote from: CocoPop on May 17, 2010, 06:22 PM
    The parts about boobs always made me giggle  piggy


    I like the expression "to know her". And when Lot goes come on guys get to know my daughters. What a fantastic dad!
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #15 - May 17, 2010, 06:26 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 17, 2010, 06:23 PM
    Whaaaaat?! But, but, I thought the Bible is OK with homosexuality?

     Roll Eyes


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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #16 - May 17, 2010, 06:26 PM
    God bless fundies.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #17 - May 17, 2010, 06:27 PM
       and their wives ravished.



    Sounds charming.. like a Mills & Boon novel  Roll Eyes
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #18 - May 17, 2010, 06:27 PM
    Stoning those (girls) found not to be virgin on their wedding night:

    Deuteronomy 22:20/21

    But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel. Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #19 - May 17, 2010, 06:27 PM
    ravished Cheesy
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #20 - May 17, 2010, 06:28 PM
    Ex 21:20-21

    20 When a slave-owner strikes a male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies immediately, the owner shall be punished.

    21 But if the slave survives for a day or two, there is no punishment; for the slave is the owner’s property.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #21 - May 17, 2010, 06:28 PM
    ROFL that has to be a joke, i mean you have the setup and the punchline
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #22 - May 17, 2010, 06:29 PM
    Quote from: BlackDog on May 17, 2010, 06:23 PM
    Whaaaaat?! But, but, I thought the Bible is OK with homosexuality?

     Roll Eyes


    Dude, the Bible says you should kill a man for so trivial an offense as disrespecting a frigging priest!!! Want verses?
    A googolplex is *precisely* as far from infinity as is the number 1.--Carl Sagan
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #23 - May 17, 2010, 06:30 PM
    Quote from: debunker on May 17, 2010, 06:29 PM
    Dude, the Bible says you should kill a man for so trivial an offense as disrespecting a frigging priest!!! Want verses?


    lol i know i was being sarcastic, thats why i used this smiley  Roll Eyes

    but sure if you can post some verses, i can always use a good laugh
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #24 - May 17, 2010, 06:31 PM
    Num 31:14-18

    14 Moses became angry with the officers of the army, the commanders of thousands and the commanders of hundreds, who had come from service in the war.

    15 Moses said to them, ‘Have you allowed all the women to live?

    16 These women here, on Balaam’s advice, made the Israelites act treacherously against the Lord in the affair of Peor, so that the plague came among the congregation of the Lord.

    17 Now therefore, kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman who has known a man by sleeping with him.

    18 But all the young girls who have not known a man by sleeping with him, keep alive for yourselves.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #25 - May 17, 2010, 06:34 PM
    Quote from: Hassan on May 17, 2010, 06:27 PM
    Stoning those (girls) found not to be virgin on their wedding night:

    Deuteronomy 22:20/21

    But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel. Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so shalt thou put evil away from among you.




    But... but.. she only used a cucumber... once! finmad
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #26 - May 17, 2010, 06:35 PM
    Quote from: RIBS on May 17, 2010, 06:31 PM
    Num 31:14-18

    18 But all the young girls who have not known a man by sleeping with him, keep alive for yourselves.



    DUURRRTY!
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #27 - May 17, 2010, 06:35 PM
    Slay the Idolators:

    Deuteronomy 13:13, 14, 15

    Certain men, the children of Belial, are gone out from among you, and have withdrawn the inhabitants of their city, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which ye have not known;

    Then shalt thou inquire, and make search, and ask diligently; and, behold, if it be truth, and the thing certain, that such abomination is wrought among you;

    Thou shalt surely smite the inhabitants of that city with the edge of the sword, destroying it utterly, and all that is therein, and the cattle thereof, with the edge of the sword.
  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #28 - May 17, 2010, 06:36 PM
    Col 3:22-24

    22 Slaves, obey your earthly masters* in everything, not only while being watched and in order to please them, but wholeheartedly, fearing the Lord.*

    23 Whatever your task, put yourselves into it, as done for the Lord and not for your masters,*

    24 since you know that from the Lord you will receive the inheritance as your reward; you serve* the Lord Christ.
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  • Re: Verses from the Bible: different book, same BS
     Reply #29 - May 17, 2010, 06:37 PM
    Luke 14:26

    26 Whoever comes to me and does not hate father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, yes, and even life itself, cannot be my disciple.
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